FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're Getting old when.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..... you have more hair in your nose and ears than on your head....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ya start telling kids in the street ta go play down there own end xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

déjà vu .....

the machines must be altering something in the Matrix

Ooops - if I am in the matrix I should have sunglasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you swear you've already posted on this thread

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"déjà vu .....

the machines must be altering something in the Matrix

Ooops - if I am in the matrix I should have sunglasses on

Apparently if you translate Déjà vu to French it is 'Une experience repartee' not nearly as good as ours is it!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"when you swear you've already posted on this thread"

When you swear in French it's like wiping your arse with silk... apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you come across a Father's Day compilation CD and think, "there's some banging tunes on here".....

First happeneed to me a couple of years ago, I was expecting to see a track listing that contained the Kinks, Mott the Hoople and Led Zep, but there in all their glory were the Stone Roses, Charlatans, Oasis, etc. I was mortified.....

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By *ornaandjimCouple
over a year ago

BRISTOL

....You start seeing double LOL

oh and when your sex life is more exciting than your (grown-up) kids' sex lives!

Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you swear you've already posted on this thread

When you swear in French it's like wiping your arse with silk... apparently."

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculis de ta mire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you swear you've already posted on this thread

When you swear in French it's like wiping your arse with silk... apparently.

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculis de ta mire"

god of bloody hell and filthy whores showing their test card?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

shame the other thread got taken off was really funny, i enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when music you grew up with is a memory, but to your kids they're history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you see babyfaced policemen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know you're getting old when you see babyfaced policemen

Or it looks as if Dougie Howser is about to scrub up and assist in your surgery!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're getting old when you see babyfaced policemen

Or it looks as if Dougie Howser is about to scrub up and assist in your surgery!!!!"

Or the Chancellor of the Exchequer is younger than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you buy a shed and a lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your farts are audible...and you cant prevent them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids walk in wearing the latest fashion and you say I had one of those 20 yrs ago

god I feel old now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you buy a shed and a lawnmower "

oi!!!!!!!! Ive been a shedhead since I was 11 divvent be dissing sheds!!!!!

Cherchey slips away from her rant with the distinct feeling her relationship with sheds is best kept under wraps cos they just don't understand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you buy a shed and a lawnmower "

there's a new zealand publication imaginatively called "the shed"

it's about sheds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculis de ta mire"

... Ta mere ?

L H O O Q !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your kids walk in wearing the latest fashion and you say I had one of those 20 yrs ago

god I feel old now

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lolol i know that feeling ..... its like today my girl said love new band Overtones well my dad and i say we new all the songs from years ago Dad would sing them himself when in his band lol she could not get over that , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you buy a shed and a lawnmower

there's a new zealand publication imaginatively called "the shed"

it's about sheds"

Theres a whole set of programmes dedicated to sheds on Discovery channel - sheds are hallowed places. Once you've had a love affair with sheds you never go back....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

you have forgotten which thread you are replying to lol

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

you start to enjoy threads starting with the words 'you know you're getting old when'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your still in the forces and your own son has now joined up as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... you have to wait on the kids coming in to operate the sky+ for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get your grand daughter a mobile on contract ,cos shes eating up the PAYG

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

When you find yourself saying the original versions of movies and songs were far better than the remakes.

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

when u r strutting your stuff on the dance floor of the local niteclub and your son offers u a lift home - hehe

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

when the song "the oldest swinger in town" feels so..... true to life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get out of the bath and it's full of hair and the razor is nowhere to be seen

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

When you sound more like your own mother than yourself......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think about walloping the 'just for men ' down the front of your 'y's'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sound more like your own mother than yourself......

When Madchick starts ta look young xx

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