FabSwingers.com forum: How many goats?

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer kidding.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't believe in goats.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Yer kidding."

I feel a butt coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

6.75

3,267.4

I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?

Oh... I see what you mean now...

In which case, probably the answer to the last question is yes, so that when he's wearing the goat it will cover up the size of his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This line of questioning makes me believe we are entering a "Nanny" state!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I don't believe in goats."

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goats or goatse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who u gonna call,The goat busters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

Its the quality of the goats too. An angora is worth more than say a turkish mountain goat.

difference between a fifty and a fiver....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx

Craig, compared to you my darling....everything is massive

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx

Are you sure that's a goat and not a llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't believe in goats.

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!"

Nothing wrong with my goatless hut

I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I don't believe in goats.

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!

Nothing wrong with my goatless hut

I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested."

Can I bring mint sauce?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't believe in goats.

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!

Nothing wrong with my goatless hut

I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.

Can I bring mint sauce?"

Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a goat like a sheep only different??

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I don't believe in goats.

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!

Nothing wrong with my goatless hut

I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.

Can I bring mint sauce?

Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube."

Did the sheep tell you that?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is a goat like a sheep only different??

Yes... ermmmm... sort of.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't believe in goats.

Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!

Nothing wrong with my goatless hut

I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.

Can I bring mint sauce?

Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube.

Did the sheep tell you that?"

No, I overheard them talking to each other.

They can be very ahoof towards monkeys and often don't include me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube."

Ewe tryin to Ram the point home...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube.

Ewe tryin to Ram the point home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer goat Funky, you've pulled.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Get yer goat Funky, you've pulled. "

No sex though..... I just want to fleece him.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You would get a lot of goats for me, i could make some guy a very rich man

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Get yer goat Funky, you've pulled.

No sex though..... I just want to fleece him."

Ewe should be LAMBasted for that.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Cheeky chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?"

want to see our chicken farm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?

want to see our chicken farm lol

No I'd rather watch your goats fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?

want to see our chicken farm lol

No I'd rather watch your goats fish"

Sorry granny - but we had 2 goats and they kiled 4 goldfish in our pond ... not kidding - no pun intended lol !!

they actually did !! - waited around the pond and stamped the hooves on them when they cam near the surface !! never seen anything like it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, it's just that one is called a sheep and offers it up to Welshmen and the other lives on a mountain. Apart from that they're exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky chops"

Polo grab your goat! youv'e pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what though peeps...

You gotta see Polo in a sweater...

Its the way she can pull your eyes over the wool..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My missus made me shave my goatee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

Its the quality of the goats too. An angora is worth more than say a turkish mountain goat.

difference between a fifty and a fiver...."

bit harsh? personal preferences n all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?

How many is too many and just showing off?

Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?

42"
just don't ask me to park em

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i was once a goat millionaire.

then came the great bulgarian goat crunch of 98.

i lost the lot,i was left completely goatless.

as if that wasn't bad enough.

i then lost my big cock as well.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i need 30 to complete the St patricks day mission!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"i need 30 to complete the St patricks day mission!"

big cocks,are'nt that easy to come by.

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