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Is there a sexy way to put a condom on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have had a go at putting them on with my mouth ..... its not easy ...rubbers not nice in the mouth. Condoms can be so unsexy kill the momment i found if you put them on together that can help at times.. Is there a sexy way of putting them on . ???

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I normally sing/hum the Mission Impossible music.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely start with your mouth, assisting with your hands........mmmmmmm such fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally sing/hum the Mission Impossible music."

whilst break dancing ,, ya know doing the helicopter. spinning your thinggy around

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I normally sing/hum the Mission Impossible music.

whilst break dancing ,, ya know doing the helicopter. spinning your thinggy around"

Wow! Great idea!!! Thanks.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I normally sing/hum the Mission Impossible music.

whilst break dancing ,, ya know doing the helicopter. spinning your thinggy around

Wow! Great idea!!! Thanks. "

oh so loving this post .. having a good giggle here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally sing/hum the Mission Impossible music.

whilst break dancing ,, ya know doing the helicopter. spinning your thinggy around

Wow! Great idea!!! Thanks. "

glad i can help

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Get the woman to hold it ready over her then jump off the top of the wardrobe...blam!

Job done, new hardware detected!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the woman to hold it ready over her then jump off the top of the wardrobe...blam!

Job done, new hardware detected!! "
i have a pic of you doing that in my head lololol we could have done a thing on this for red nose day , lol could have found new ways of putting condoms on .lolol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is there a sexy way to put a condom on ?

Yes... several.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a sexy way to put a condom on ?

Yes... several."
tell us xx was chating to this man said puts him right off condoms i said can be sexy putting them on ,, he said no way .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know but practice makes perfect

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Is there a sexy way to put a condom on ?

Yes... several.tell us xx was chating to this man said puts him right off condoms i said can be sexy putting them on ,, he said no way . "

Was he after advice or after getting out of wearing one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a sexy way to put a condom on ?

Yes... several.tell us xx was chating to this man said puts him right off condoms i said can be sexy putting them on ,, he said no way .

Was he after advice or after getting out of wearing one?

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you could be right not having to wear one .. saying it kill the passion ... so was showing there are some sexy way of putting them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say nope.. and they just arent sexy..

but needed from time to time..

Laughing at the hold it and leap idea.. You may struggle abit with that in my room though Dave.. :D you would hit the posts on the bed, or get tangled on the gags or handcuffs.. lol

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie side by side on the bed, then ring a little silver bell. Johnny Depp Gerard Butler and David Ginola all come into the room fully naked holding a condom. You get them to put one on themsleves, chuck him ofF the bed and enjoy all three... thats the sexiest way I can think of putting on condoms.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lie side by side on the bed, then ring a little silver bell. Johnny Depp Gerard Butler and David Ginola all come into the room fully naked holding a condom. You get them to put one on themsleves, chuck him ofF the bed and enjoy all three... thats the sexiest way I can think of putting on condoms..... "
wow yes that would be Fab xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lie side by side on the bed, then ring a little silver bell. Johnny Depp Gerard Butler and David Ginola all come into the room fully naked holding a condom. You get them to put one on themsleves, chuck him ofF the bed and enjoy all three... thats the sexiest way I can think of putting on condoms..... "
That doesn't do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO

I'm thinking a combination of Viccyboi jumping off the top of the wardrobe WHILST Funky hums the Mission Impossible theme tune is surely the way forward....

*takes out notebook and adds "clear top of wardrobe" to list*

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Serious answer,i used to have this problem,now i put them on with my fingers,but use my mouth to push them down.It seems to be appreciated and the taste isnt that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lie side by side on the bed, then ring a little silver bell. Johnny Depp Gerard Butler and David Ginola all come into the room fully naked holding a condom. You get them to put one on themsleves, chuck him ofF the bed and enjoy all three... thats the sexiest way I can think of putting on condoms..... "

What a yummy idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious answer,i used to have this problem,now i put them on with my fingers,but use my mouth to push them down.It seems to be appreciated and the taste isnt that bad."

Speak for yourself.. the taste is awful,and makes my mouth go numb..lol

I find that condoms affect performance too.. and not in a good way.

They are only good for one thing and that is keeping you safe, but even that seems a little pointless if you have done everythign else minus protection.. but well... :D

katie.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can get frutie condoms , lol maybe thay are better then putting on with the mouth , x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I did used to put it on with my mouth, but these days i have to get the guy to do it as by then ive taken my glasses of and cant see to open the packet. But some can have it out the packet and on before you have time to blink. Never really had it kill the moment. There always ready on the side for the taking

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