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Bad guts. Can't meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me guts are crook mate. Bin bloated like a dead roo in the sun for weeks! What the bloody hell can i do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend all your time in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spend all your time in the forums "

You know nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll teach you not to give a shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That'll teach you not to give a shit! "

3 today. Didn't help.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Prune juice? Clear it all out and start again with some nice live yoghurt.

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Drink some peppermint tea and do a big trump. Becareful of following through though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spend all your time in the forums

You know nothing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try sugar free haribos or just read the reviews on amazon - those little devils will do the trick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink some peppermint tea and do a big trump. Becareful of following through though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following on from my thread about loo roll. If you run out some tips on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww bud hope your ok and best wishes for a speedy recovery

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have a Vindaloo and blast it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww bud hope your ok and best wishes for a speedy recovery "

Thanks mate. Think my insides are fermenting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see the problem?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have spent the last month on a low FODMAP diet. No fermenting for me. God, I miss onions though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely thread

I'm feeling all warm and bubbly (and that's my emotions, not my stomach )

Get well, Clem.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Me guts are crook mate. Bin bloated like a dead roo in the sun for weeks! What the bloody hell can i do? "

Chuck another shrimp on the barbienand hope for the best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to do a big fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take some senokot ...that will help you loads

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Probiotics and get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beppy.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"That'll teach you not to give a shit!

3 today. Didn't help."

Stick a cork in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take some senokot ...that will help you loads "

That will help you get rid of loads.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take some senokot ...that will help you loads

That will help you get rid of loads....."

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probiotics and get well soon "

Been on yakult for a while. Maybe that's the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard."

Well you could have found a can of bloody baked beans in the cupboard !

Good luck anyway .

And good luck scarlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to come and rub your tummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard."

Eeeeeuuuuwww that stuff is rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probiotics and get well soon

Been on yakult for a while. Maybe that's the problem."

I drank one of those things and had a terrible stomach ache afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Well you could have found a can of bloody baked beans in the cupboard !

Good luck anyway .

And good luck scarlet "

I have a feeling a clean bed tonight may not have been such a good move

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

I forsee a major sharting catastrophe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want me to come and rub your tummy?"

No Thankyou. Very kind offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Eeeeeuuuuwww that stuff is rank "

I think its yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need fucking with a rotating cactus ...dont thank me

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Maybe a cum enima is just what you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'pull through' with a dwarf conifer usually shifts it I've found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me guts are crook mate. Bin bloated like a dead roo in the sun for weeks! What the bloody hell can i do? "

You still have a purdy mouth tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me guts are crook mate. Bin bloated like a dead roo in the sun for weeks! What the bloody hell can i do?

You still have a purdy mouth tho "

That i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Eeeeeuuuuwww that stuff is rank

I think its yummy!"

My mum used to spoon it into me like there was no tomorrow when I was younger, chalky mouth feeling...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Probiotics and get well soon

Been on yakult for a while. Maybe that's the problem."

Could be, the probiotics don't need milk with them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Well you could have found a can of bloody baked beans in the cupboard !

Good luck anyway .

And good luck scarlet

I have a feeling a clean bed tonight may not have been such a good move "

Towels on his side?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Fecal transplant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you worked out if a certain food type is the problem yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Well you could have found a can of bloody baked beans in the cupboard !

Good luck anyway .

And good luck scarlet

I have a feeling a clean bed tonight may not have been such a good move

Towels on his side?"

I'm swapping Clem out for a cat...it's the only way (normally cats are banned from the bedroom let alone the bed!!...That's how bad it is )

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it's an infection then it needs to be starved. Water only.

If it's general digestive malaise, eat very lightly but very well.

Plenty of rest and good sleep over several days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me guts are crook mate. Bin bloated like a dead roo in the sun for weeks! What the bloody hell can i do? "

It'll be diet related most likely. People often have or get food intolerances and it's a case of figuring out what it is and cutting it out.

Start with gluten, cut out all bread, pasta, beer, cous cous etc and if it doesn't clear up then get a GP referral to a dietician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poonami???

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Trying milk of magnesia as that's what i found in the cupboard.

Well you could have found a can of bloody baked beans in the cupboard !

Good luck anyway .

And good luck scarlet

I have a feeling a clean bed tonight may not have been such a good move

Towels on his side?

I'm swapping Clem out for a cat...it's the only way (normally cats are banned from the bedroom let alone the bed!!...That's how bad it is )"

You need a replacement? Or have you caused this problem by putting dirty things in his bum

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Probiotics and get well soon

Been on yakult for a while. Maybe that's the problem.

I drank one of those things and had a terrible stomach ache afterwards. "

Same here, only drank one and was sick as a dog all day afterwards. I prefer Actimel.

Strong peppermint tea, peppermint oil tablets and prune juice.

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