FabSwingers.com forum: what 3 laws would you create , just for fun:-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Fabbers Friends and Forumites

May I begin by saying happy Tuesday, I hope you have all had a jolly splendid day.

Oh my it’s jolly warm here in our little corner of North Wales. Its particularly cloudy and the threat of rain is never far. I believe some people call this weather muggy.

Pooch and I are yet to venture out , as its far too sticky for someone who is wearing a full and thick fur coat to wander far.

Driving home from work I noted the beautiful headland that is the Great Orme seemed a hazy shade of blue there is so much moisture in the air.

So we have sat over a cuppa and thought up a fun question for all our forum chums.

There have been many threads about remain or leave the EU , heaven we are a political bunch

so our question is

If you were mayor of Fab Town for the day, what three laws you would create?

Remember like superman / Woman you may use your powers for good , or maybe just a little bit of naughtiness

Have Fun Taff and Pooch

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

A requirement for one slice of cake a day.

Mandatory dancing at traffic lights junctions when the lights are red.

Bad weather only on pre-scheduled days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. All couples should hold hands when walking down the High Street.

2. Anyone found littering should be pilloried for the day.

3. Women are not allowed to swim three abreast in the local baths, taking up the whole pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Nobody allowed to use words like pilloried.

2. There shall be one day a year nominated NOT to be steak and blow job day, all other days are.

3. The other day is also steak and blow job day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A requirement for one slice of cake a day.

Mandatory dancing at traffic lights junctions when the lights are red.

Bad weather only on pre-scheduled days.

I love the dancing idea ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. All couples should hold hands when walking down the High Street.

2. Anyone found littering should be pilloried for the day.

3. Women are not allowed to swim three abreast in the local baths, taking up the whole pool.

Oh have we encountered some obstinate swimmers in the pool , three ladies swimming towards me I see as a delight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. All couples should hold hands when walking down the High Street.

2. Anyone found littering should be pilloried for the day.

3. Women are not allowed to swim three abreast in the local baths, taking up the whole pool.

Oh have we encountered some obstinate swimmers in the pool , three ladies swimming towards me I see as a delight lol

Only in my dreams .... in reality, that's another matter entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that park their cars on the pavement will be shot

Bin men who don't return the wheelie bin to a position where is not causing an inconvenience to pedestrian traffic should also be shot...

Free cake for anyone with ginger hair,,,

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

1. That no one is allowed to speak to me until at least a gallon of coffee has been consumed of a morn.

2. That anyone found wearing crocs or Jesus sandals with socks shall be made to wear a banner proclaiming thier misdemeanours, so we can all laugh at them.

3. That anyone expecting me to swallow has to taste thier own spunk and like it. If they can swallow and enjoy, then I will too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only in my dreams .... in reality, that's another matter entirely

ha ha couldn't you bob under them or is that against pool etiquette

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

1. No telephone cold calling including from bots.

2. All hamburgers and other fast food must look like the pictures in the retail establishment that they come from.

3. All politicians should be attached to a lie detector at all times which gives an increasing intensity of shock when a porky comes out.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Borrowed from the Monster Raving Looney Party;

1. A 99p coin to be introduced to save on change

2. All pubs to be open all day long; days to be increased to 36 hours.

3. Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my dreams .... in reality, that's another matter entirely

ha ha couldn't you bob under them or is that against pool etiquette

I think I might be arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2. All hamburgers and other fast food must look like the pictures in the retail establishment that they come from.

oh that's a tough ask , he he those tricky food photographers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only in my dreams .... in reality, that's another matter entirely

ha ha couldn't you bob under them or is that against pool etiquette

I think I might be arrested

I can see the head line in the daily post now

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

1. People in the queue at Tesco's shouldn't wait until all there stuff has been bagged and then remember something they've forgotten.

2. Said person at Tesco's shouldn't then engage the cashier in searching through 500 vouchers to find none of them apply.

3. People shouldn't park on the yellow lines just outside Tesco.

Guess where I've just been!

And relax ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. People in the queue at Tesco's shouldn't wait until all there stuff has been bagged and then remember something they've forgotten.

2. Said person at Tesco's shouldn't then engage the cashier in searching through 500 vouchers to find none of them apply.

3. People shouldn't park on the yellow lines just outside Tesco.

Guess where I've just been!

And relax ........"

sending a cuppa and a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All odd socks will be made into sock puppets so that they contintue to have a purpose (no sad socks)

It would be compulsory to be nice and make someone smile at least once a day.

Everybody gets a house to live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All odd socks will be made into sock puppets so that they contintue to have a purpose (no sad socks)

It would be compulsory to be nice and make someone smile at least once a day.

Everybody gets a house to live in

... I only wear odd socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All odd socks will be made into sock puppets so that they contintue to have a purpose (no sad socks)

It would be compulsory to be nice and make someone smile at least once a day.

Everybody gets a house to live in

... I only wear odd socks. "

See thats why your so damn cute you don't discriminate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All odd socks will be made into sock puppets so that they contintue to have a purpose (no sad socks)

It would be compulsory to be nice and make someone smile at least once a day.

Everybody gets a house to live in

hurahh for sock puppets

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"A requirement for one slice of cake a day.

Mandatory dancing at traffic lights junctions when the lights are red.

Bad weather only on pre-scheduled days.

I love the dancing idea ,

Pooch can boogie

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Overtaking road lane misuse - jail.

Handsome men making large cock size claims, where I've not validated in person and been delighted - surgical removal or a life as my sub.

More than one rant per week in the forum - and only on Thursday - mega huge fine and forced chastity for couple of years.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Overtaking road lane misuse - jail.

Handsome men making large cock size claims, where I've not validated in person and been delighted - surgical removal or a life as my sub.

More than one rant per week in the forum - and only on Thursday - mega huge fine and forced chastity for couple of years."

What would the fine money be used for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All odd socks will be made into sock puppets so that they contintue to have a purpose (no sad socks)

It would be compulsory to be nice and make someone smile at least once a day.

Everybody gets a house to live in

... I only wear odd socks.

See thats why your so damn cute you don't discriminate

I even purposely unmatch them so I always wear odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. All politicians should be attached to a lie detector at all times which gives an increasing intensity of shock when a porky comes out."
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I like this idea, it's too good for fantasy.... Could someone please please please please start one of those petitions of so they have to debate it in the houses of common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 national service re introduced

2 everyone should have a tracker chip installed. So you can find lost people and criminals only use when needed

3 more swinging clubs same price for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Any person seen with their trousers exposing their arse cracking to be forceably wedgied until such time that they buy a fucking belt.

2. Bring back national service but include in it service to the community.

3. All traffic wardens to wear pink and purple uniforms so we can see them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: Everyone should be entitled to one free book a month.

2: It should be perfectly acceptable to slap people who stop at the top/bottom of escalators (or at least frown sternly at them)

3: Peanut butter should be banned.

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

1. Ban all books

2 Compulsory stand still at bottom of escalators

3 Compulsory peanut butter (crunchy) for all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1: Everyone should be entitled to one free book a month.

2: It should be perfectly acceptable to slap people who stop at the top/bottom of escalators (or at least frown sternly at them)

3: Peanut butter should be banned. "

just one book , ha ha more please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Ban all books

2 Compulsory stand still at bottom of escalators

3 Compulsory peanut butter (crunchy) for all.

Declaration of war.

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Some great ideas here, was going to post some serious ones but the fun ones are much better.

1 Any man wearing red/mustard cords to be covered in jam and feathers

2 stockings to be compulsory well for women

3 All politicians made to wear a lie detector and if they lie their trousers/skirts automatically fall down and their underwear has a big sign saying I've just told a fib

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Middle lane Hoggers to be shot and banned from motorway driving, opps got that round the wrong way

Older drivers to keep to the speed limit , reason for this, they haven't got so much time to live, so why waste that time driving slow.

And not forgetting bring back bear breasted bar maids.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Adults should be allowed to play in wacky warehouses, play barns at night time.

Dancing in cars at traffic lights.

Ppl obstructing pavements made to see what it's like to be blind or in a wheelchair for a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Ban marmite

2. Ban any form of clothing

3. Ban crap drivers who know they are crap but still continue to drive

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

1; As said above wedgies for anyone wearing there trousers round their arses .

2; Footballers who roll around on the floor should be taken away in an air ambulance , unless they look like they're really hurt , then it's the curtain and shotgun from the grand national .

£; All women should be bi-sexual .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adults should be allowed to play in wacky warehouses, play barns at night time.

Dancing in cars at traffic lights.

Ppl obstructing pavements made to see what it's like to be blind or in a wheelchair for a week. "

Pooch and I love the idea of soft play areas being.made available for grown ups in the evening . What a jolly hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bear breasted oooo all that fur . i do hope you meant bare breated. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bear breasted oooo all that fur . i do hope you meant bare breated. lol

Winne the pooh and yogi bear pulling pints

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

1, ban rice pudding. Anyone caught with rice pudding will be banished to a small island a forced to eat twigs.

2, every hour on the hour a rabbit is to be twanged by catapult as far as is humanly possible wit out hurting it. This I feel will increase moral amongst the nation.

3, ban halal meat !!!!!!! Not only will this law create a fairer and more human way of kulling animals. But will make the uk less tempting to the influx of imigrants and terrorists.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"1, ban rice pudding. Anyone caught with rice pudding will be banished to a small island a forced to eat twigs.

2, every hour on the hour a rabbit is to be twanged by catapult as far as is humanly possible wit out hurting it. This I feel will increase moral amongst the nation.

3, ban halal meat !!!!!!! Not only will this law create a fairer and more human way of kulling animals. But will make the uk less tempting to the influx of imigrants and terrorists.

Number 3 I think is a great idea but number 2 is just pure genius ....

Jo x"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"1; As said above wedgies for anyone wearing there trousers round their arses .

2; Footballers who roll around on the floor should be taken away in an air ambulance , unless they look like they're really hurt , then it's the curtain and shotgun from the grand national .

£; All women should be bi-sexual .

Jo x"

Footballers should be paid the National minimum wage ( for the time they spend on the pitch only ) and perhaps get a £5 bonus if they score a goal.

And have proper jobs the rest of the time.

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1/ Mandatory flexitime, as long as I do the hours I can work when I want (may not be entirely practical but missing a meet because you have to work in the morning

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2/ huge tax cuts and grants to hotels running rooms by the hour.

3/ Decent 4G coverage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the third Tuesday of every third month all* fancy a fuck messages have to be replied to positively. The reply should include details of when said fuck will take place

Verifications for sex meets to be replaced by a 21 gun salute and a gold star

Snog, fuck, avoid is no longer a game but a public and legally binding declaration of intent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Socks with sandals to be punishable by death

- Anyone starting a sentence with 'I'm not being funny or anything but ..' to subsequently indeed not be allowed to be 'funny' about anything at all as they themselves said they wouldn't be in the first place ...

- middle lane hoggers to be tarred and feathered and openly paraded through baying mobs

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"1/ Mandatory flexitime, as long as I do the hours I can work when I want (may not be entirely practical but missing a meet because you have to work in the morning

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2/ huge tax cuts and grants to hotels running rooms by the hour.

3/ Decent 4G coverage."

Let's not go overboard here. A 24hr a day voice signal would be a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1/. No walking on lines on the pavement

2/. All vehicles to drive in reverse

3/. Pooh sticks to be national sport.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1/. No walking on lines on the pavement

2/. All vehicles to drive in reverse

3/. Pooh sticks to be national sport."

Pooch and I are in training for Rio and the Pooh sticks gold

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