FabSwingers.com forum: random facts

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

do you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within 2 weeks of capture they can train a human to stand by the pool throwing fish in for them..whats your favourite random fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops sorry thought it said act

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"ooops sorry thought it said act

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prefer your version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies..."

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?"

will it still fit??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?"

Can i watch? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?

can I join?

Can i watch? xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ffs is there nothing sacred here, that you all want a piece of the action???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's also a fact that whenever I answer my landline phone I am supposed to buy something or change my provider???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?

will it still fit??????

mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....

so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?

will it still fit??????

mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....

so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look...."

oooh you tease!!!! right I'm off to bed to rest my weary, no well wee bones. mwah xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wear my old uniform?

will it still fit??????

mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....

so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look....

oooh you tease!!!! right I'm off to bed to rest my weary, no well wee bones. mwah xxxxxxx"

sweet dreams sweet lassie xxx

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you

Can I wear my old uniform?

will it still fit??????

mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....

so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look...."

Wrong !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the banana shortage in the summer of 1958, banana splits were made with Aubergines or carrots.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"During the banana shortage in the summer of 1958, banana splits were made with Aubergines or carrots. "
awww thats a shame i used to love the banana splits, na na nah na na na nah

thinks thats how the music went lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you stacked up 24 double decker buses on top of each other then set them all alight from space it would be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you stacked up 24 double decker buses on top of each other then set them all alight from space it would be amazing."

set them alight from space?

or from space would be amazing

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you put ten mars bars end to end, left a space of 10 feet and then lay another 10 mars bars end to end and repeated this process all the way to my nearest shop… it would take me a lot longer to get there.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one in Canada has a birthday on March 16th.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom"

The same thing happens with willies in my foo foo

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom

The same thing happens with willies in my foo foo"

wow now thats a good trick you should travel the country getting people to pay to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can touch type, the longest word you can type with your right hand is 'lollipop'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can touch type, the longest word you can type with your right hand is 'lollipop'"

lollipopium - a place where lollipops are stored

is longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mel Blanc (voice of bugs bunny) was allergic to carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Levi-Strauss lost millions when they marketed a line of jeans for horses

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Goat's discovered coffee beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm cutting my toenails tonight.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Apparently Dr. Martin, Aunt Bessie, Frankie & Benny and Dale Winton are not real people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Dr. Martin, Aunt Bessie, Frankie & Benny and Dale Winton are not real people."

neither was granny smith or king edward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Dr. Martin, Aunt Bessie, Frankie & Benny and Dale Winton are not real people."

I thought Aunt Bessie was the wife of Uncle Ben

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies..."
And our next door neighbours cat! That is a wanker. Well thats what I call it every morning as its sat on my car.........................No sorry its actually fucking wanker!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies..."

Peter Tork & Davy Jones maybe..find it hard to believe that Micky Dolenz does

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The Indesits have 74 different words for white goods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see the moon from the Great Wall of China..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...

Peter Tork & Davy Jones maybe..find it hard to believe that Micky Dolenz does"

He wanks elephants

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Stevie Wonder has never seen shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stevie Wonder has never seen shoes."

Nor Steel Magnolias

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Delilah didn't cut Samson's hair.

The Universe is magnolia coloured.

Mars isn't red.

You can't catch a cold at the North Pole.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you removed all of the cars from earth and put them on the moon, imagine that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delilah didn't cut Samson's hair.

The Universe is magnolia coloured.

Mars isn't red.

You can't catch a cold at the North Pole."

Samson used to be Victor Mature and he fell in love with her off Murder She Wrote and that upset Delilah, who was really Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Adam Ant has dated Amanda Donohoe, Jamie Lee Curtis and Heather Graham.

I don't think at the same time though

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

"Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?"

It starts at the beginning and ends at the finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?"

yeah it begins with

Well we know where we're going

and ends with

We're on the Road to Nowhere.

Do I get a slap on the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CocaCola was orginally made as a paint thinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?

yeah it begins with

Well we know where we're going

and ends with

We're on the Road to Nowhere.

Do I get a slap on the bottom?"
I'd say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small)

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small)

Are you sure it wasn't a sparrow dressed up for comic relief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small)

Are you sure it wasn't a sparrow dressed up for comic relief?

no i thought it was a baby one but they said it was full grown lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small)

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were they in the fresh or frozen section, how do you cook them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All packets of crisps reach their sell by date on a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painters & decorators die if they don't whistle!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

chicken flavour crisps dont contain any chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 man in every 400 are flexible enough to give themselves oral stimulation. Are you one of them cock suckers?

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

James Cagney never said 'you dirty rat'...

Bob Holnes played the saxophone on Baker Street

The Canary Islands are not named after Canaries..

King George VIs real name was Albert

Cat gut comes from Sheep or horses

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Painters & decorators die if they don't whistle!!!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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