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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sort of coat might be in order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain. I own a horse too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wet arse

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Some sort of coat might be in order?

Hahaha, my car is a mobile waterproof store believe me!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"wet arse

Wet knickers again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

It's only rain. Toughen up Princess.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've heard of fair weather bike riders, but

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've heard of fair weather bike riders, but

Oh I'll go, I'll just hang around here drinking tea and moaning about it for a bit first

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

It's only rain. Toughen up Princess.......

I'll give you friggin' princess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

It's only rain. Toughen up Princess.......

I'll give you friggin' princess.....

Oooh, yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy mare is going to look like a big muddy dreadlock again this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a famous TV Gardener once said:

"There's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wet arse

Wet knickers again.....

ah well - every cloud and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard of fair weather bike riders, but

Oh I'll go, I'll just hang around here drinking tea and moaning about it for a bit first

A wise choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

Even better wet jodhpurs

Use to ride in the rain all the time, didn't bother me much. Good wax jacket and off we went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My hairy mare is going to look like a big muddy dreadlock again this morning

Yeah if it's raining when I get there they're going straight out, they're filthy anyway!

Right, once more unto the breach!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've heard of fair weather bike riders, but

Oh I'll go, I'll just hang around here drinking tea and moaning about it for a bit first

That's the spirit, you'll only get wet once

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's ok, so I'll have a quick spin in the school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Fair weather rider!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Haha did mine this morning. Still wading through the lake that the weekends rain made in the field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out there and ride.. its only rain. Lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Just found out one of mine is in foal

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Man up Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found out one of mine is in foal

That's great news, only seen one birth but it was amazing to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

At least you're riding. I only have time for muck picking and fence moving

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

Only a little moist today, sorry to disappoint - it's gushing down the drainpipe and flooding now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

Only a little moist today, sorry to disappoint - it's gushing down the drainpipe and flooding now though!

We like moist

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

Only a little moist today, sorry to disappoint - it's gushing down the drainpipe and flooding now though!

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i dread to think what your doing ontop of a deainpipe

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If only skin was waterproof

Or that outdoorsy clothing was designed for all weathers...

Seriously though I feel your frustration, I ran a stall on Sunday and despite being under a gazebo and wearing appropriate clothing I had to peel off my sodden jeans and could wring out most of my clothes by the time i got home

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just found out one of mine is in foal

Awww wonderful! I only bred one, from my beloved event mare, but it was an incredible experience - I loved him like a child from the moment I saw his little heartbeat on the 21 day scan and we were so, so close all his life

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

Only a little moist today, sorry to disappoint - it's gushing down the drainpipe and flooding now though!

i dread to think what your doing ontop of a deainpipe

Use your imagination. ..she unblocking the pipes again

....regular maintenance is best x

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ok, ok, he's all clean, I'm going twirling!!

Get him all wet and dirty again ? That's so unlady like frisky!!!!! Dirty

Only a little moist today, sorry to disappoint - it's gushing down the drainpipe and flooding now though!

i dread to think what your doing ontop of a deainpipe

Use your imagination. ..she unblocking the pipes again

....regular maintenance is best x"

Exactly - regular maintenance at the stables prevents flooding or blockages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to feel like that.

stables now let to someone else so they can ride in the bad weather.

Not rode for 20yrs

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

Haha, ooh no, I've got far too many wobbly bits for that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe that some one hasnt offered to let you ride them instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

Haha, ooh no, I've got far too many wobbly bits for that now!

What you talking about, id go riding naked with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of wet horse in the morning.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

Haha, ooh no, I've got far too many wobbly bits for that now!

ditto..

but no horse..

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I cant believe that some one hasnt offered to let you ride them instead

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Man up Woman

Now that's a scenario that I'm all in favour of. Especially if I'm the man in question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant believe that some one hasnt offered to let you ride them instead

But we're all adults...that would only lower the tone....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I cant believe that some one hasnt offered to let you ride them instead

But we're all adults...that would only lower the tone....

God forbid huh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant believe that some one hasnt offered to let you ride them instead

But we're all adults...that would only lower the tone....

God forbid huh!

Yes.....once some of those 'tone lowerers' get the bit between their teeth........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

Haha, ooh no, I've got far too many wobbly bits for that now!

I think you could try it in the pink outfit in your avatar. That with a riding hat and crop, job done.

Sarah

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Frisky, surely if Lady Godiva did it..

Haha, ooh no, I've got far too many wobbly bits for that now!

I think you could try it in the pink outfit in your avatar. That with a riding hat and crop, job done.

Sarah

Lol, that might make 'em 'Pass slow and wide'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always had a thing for women in jodphurs and boots...with a little waisted tailored jacket. Mind you the riding riding crop is my favourite implement

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over a year ago

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

Me too!! Don't really get the leggings thing - but jodhpurs! Mmmmmm!

Just need the wherewithal to buy a horse - and boobs so they'll bounce when I ride bareback!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

Me too!! Don't really get the leggings thing - but jodhpurs! Mmmmmm!

Just need the wherewithal to buy a horse - and boobs so they'll bounce when I ride bareback!!

I'll have to get the white jods out one day - but I'd need the right location to stand around having pics taken of my circumflected arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never seen a circumflected arse...where does one go to see such a thing in jodphurs.....Im off work and fancy a walk in the country

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

Me too!! Don't really get the leggings thing - but jodhpurs! Mmmmmm!

Just need the wherewithal to buy a horse - and boobs so they'll bounce when I ride bareback!!

I'll have to get the white jods out one day - but I'd need the right location to stand around having pics taken of my circumflected arse!!

When we get to see these jods xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wet arse

Wet knickers again.....

what about the poor horse also getting wet

Come on the horse

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"wet arse

Wet knickers again.....

what about the poor horse also getting wet

Come on the horse

He doesn't wear knickers though!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ive never seen a circumflected arse...where does one go to see such a thing in jodphurs.....Im off work and fancy a walk in the country

Check your mail.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm supposed to be riding a horse and it's lashing it down again!! Booo hiss!!

Take jodhpur pics in the barn instead

Haha, now there's a plan!!

I wanna see

Me too!! Don't really get the leggings thing - but jodhpurs! Mmmmmm!

Just need the wherewithal to buy a horse - and boobs so they'll bounce when I ride bareback!!

I'll have to get the white jods out one day - but I'd need the right location to stand around having pics taken of my circumflected arse!!

When we get to see these jods xx"

You too....

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