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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That unplanned release of trapped wind...

Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...

You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....

Better out than in...?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sit ups in the Gym not two feet from an attractive female who was watching me at the time.

A duvet lifter that went on to be the longest, loudest fart in the history of creation while getting amorous with someone for the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While training in karate, we were all stood in a stance called sanchin dachi, pigeon toed stance. The instructor was going up the line giving a bit of a punch in the gut to each one of us to test the solidity of the stance.

He got to me, punched, I farted, loudly.

He didn't say a word, just patted me on the shoulder and carried on

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

You can hold my head under the covers any time you want

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By *exiliciousmeMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

Well I'm pretty sure a little wind wouldn't come between us if you wanted too share lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit ups in the Gym not two feet from an attractive female who was watching me at the time.

A duvet lifter that went on to be the longest, loudest fart in the history of creation while getting amorous with someone for the first time

lol..... but did you waft your fart gas in her direction....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha he obviously hit the spot then -

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

You can hold my head under the covers any time you want

Brave brave man!

,but sounds kinda nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"While training in karate, we were all stood in a stance called sanchin dachi, pigeon toed stance. The instructor was going up the line giving a bit of a punch in the gut to each one of us to test the solidity of the stance.

He got to me, punched, I farted, loudly.

He didn't say a word, just patted me on the shoulder and carried on

haha ,,,, I love it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the doctors when she, yes she, asked me if I could touch my toes.

She didn't ask a second time

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff

I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff

I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle

MrsSB

pmsl..... I was laughing out loud after just the first line of that ....

Priceless....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Love these threads!! Well done Soxy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love these threads!! Well done Soxy xx"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff

I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle

MrsSB

See that's love,I want that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

You can hold my head under the covers any time you want

Brave brave man!

,but sounds kinda nice

Haha, thought you were gonna say "that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me"

While you're guffing away I won't notice the smell I'd be too busy doing all kinds of things with that sexy body of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

Yep there is nothing says I love you like cracking off a loud one during a comfortable silence .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That unplanned release of trapped wind...

Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...

You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....

Better out than in...?

See my thread from last night!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

I'm out so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

when W did this and didnt say the embarassed oh im sorry - felt like yeah hes at home now hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That unplanned release of trapped wind...

Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...

You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....

Better out than in...?

See my thread from last night!

Trumped,,,,

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

You can hold my head under the covers any time you want

Brave brave man!

,but sounds kinda nice

Haha, thought you were gonna say "that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me"

While you're guffing away I won't notice the smell I'd be too busy doing all kinds of things with that sexy body of yours

I thought that I just didn't say it,thinking about it it probably is

. Anyway I'm half way to being a lady as my wind doesn't smell

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff

I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle

MrsSB

See that's love,I want that

You can have him for a night if you want

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway I'm half way to being a lady as my wind doesn't smell

Mine do. Mine have been known to kill flies mid flight...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

when W did this and didnt say the embarassed oh im sorry - felt like yeah hes at home now hahah"

I used to date someone who when we were away wouldn't even use the hotel ensuite to poop if I was there. I made him one day rather than him disappear to use a loo in the foyer

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Anyway I'm half way to being a lady as my wind doesn't smell

Mine do. Mine have been known to kill flies mid flight..."

Well you're a man yours are allowed to kill anything within a ten mile radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered another one...

I'd just farted, and I knew it would smell bad, when the lift door opened. It was quite full, about 8 people in it.

I thought 'honesty is the best policy so I said 'I've just farted I'll get the next one'

A bloke said 'oh don't be daft, get in get in!'

So I got in, and obviously it followed me in, immediately he said 'fucking hell get out get out!'

Anyway, that was a loonng lift ride, there were grown men in tears, and all the ink melted on the lift signs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just remembered another one...

I'd just farted, and I knew it would smell bad, when the lift door opened. It was quite full, about 8 people in it.

I thought 'honesty is the best policy so I said 'I've just farted I'll get the next one'

A bloke said 'oh don't be daft, get in get in!'

So I got in, and obviously it followed me in, immediately he said 'fucking hell get out get out!'

Anyway, that was a loonng lift ride, there were grown men in tears, and all the ink melted on the lift signs."

Rip-snorter......

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

On a first date. She dropped her phone from The pub table and like a gentleman I bent down to pick it up. Unlike a gentleman I farted loudly and violently. There was no second date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a first date. She dropped her phone from The pub table and like a gentleman I bent down to pick it up. Unlike a gentleman I farted loudly and violently. There was no second date

Awwww bless...... there's a certain tragedy in that tale of well intended behaviour

You are a gent....

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Meeting the queen, but she just laughed and said 'pull my finger'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeting the queen, but she just laughed and said 'pull my finger'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about queefing?

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

My mates gf farted while we were all watching TV. She was so embarrassed she cried.

Bless...

*Him*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...

Bugger that. If it needs to be let out then let it out. Its a natural bodily function after all. If they dont like it, they can always leave. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

Same here. My arse trumpeting is horrendous in the morning's.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone

Same here. My arse trumpeting is horrendous in the morning's.

It's not good is it

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