FabSwingers.com forum: Funny experience

By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

och ye neer did git tha chat then

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"och ye neer did git tha chat then

Oh please, I went from hard and throbbing to baby carrot in 10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"och ye neer did git tha chat then

Oh please, I went from hard and throbbing to baby carrot in 10 seconds"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"och ye neer did git tha chat then

Oh please, I went from hard and throbbing to baby carrot in 10 seconds

lorraine springs to mind - sorry laughing my head off here

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

So funny..

I love baby carrots with a hummus dip

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?"

Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?

Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again

D'ye no wan' get pumped tonight hen?

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The funny things that spring to mind for me:

- A spectacularly cavernous fart during cunnilingus,

- A playmate who shall remain nameless squirting so hard she splashed a couple playing on the other side of the room,

- The time my frenulum tore from tugging my cock too furiously and I had to explain that it wasn't cum spurting over her arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least is was actually a

Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?

Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again

D'ye no wan' get pumped tonight hen?"

Ok I now understand,thankyou!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......

I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me

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should of just asked her to press 888 on the phone to switch the subtitles on

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"At least is was actually a

Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!

did you just think they had a deep voice at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least is was actually a

Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!

did you just think they had a deep voice at first

I may have taken me a second lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"So funny..

I love baby carrots with a hummus dip "

Hummus.......mmmmm might try that lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

So today's morning phone fuck needs to speak clearly and slowly lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

My landline is too quiet for a normal conversation, so I couldn't hear what they were saying asking during a phone sex call and repeatedly had to ask what they said throughout.

The mobile is worse, as the signal is too weak and intermittent, so conversations would break up or disconnect.

That leaves a wifi call, ok if you stay still in the room where the router is, but that was never successful either, leaving video calling, where I feel like I should tidy up the room beforehand and dress or undress appropriately.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"At least is was actually a

Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!

did you just think they had a deep voice at first

I did have to listen carefully to actually check it was a female but after a while I pretended someone was at the door

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Happened since...phone sex...Scottish girl, no idea what she was saying

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