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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As in the 80s film. Mine would be...

5'10"

Long dark curly hair

Japanese/Asian looks

Green almond shape eyes

Curvy

Long legs

Independent

Intelligent

Humorous

Describe yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly like tom hiddleston

Or why not just have tom ..might be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine wood be Marc, but with brown eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I sort of do this kind of thing on a Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

You just described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

You just described me

Was hoping, but didn't think, a guy like that existed in reality.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Funny

Nice.face

Not to.wide

Intelligent

Umder 46

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!"

Nothing wrong with knowing what i want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice arse, not to particular with a sense of humour a sense of adventure and more importantly... Likes a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!

Nothing wrong with knowing what i want.

sooooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got him!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!

Nothing wrong with knowing what i want.

sooooo true

yep. right i'm off. am really tired.

This thread got really long because of my post lol.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'll just have Kelly LeBrock from the film. Maybe add bigger boobs and a Kim Kardashian ass on though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought it said perfect meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you built them exactly how you wanted them.

Where woukd be the fun in getting to know them and fall for them and their annoyances that you secretly love.

Wouldnt you be building a robot if it were perfection ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kind

Funny

Intelligent

Laid back

Over 6'

About 38 - 40 years old

Long hair

Nice body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original model worked fine for me. Kelly le brock was one of my first crushes, gorgeous with that sexy posh voice

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Funny

Nice.face

Not to.wide

Intelligent

Umder 46"

House!

Well, you didn't specify male...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say be funny, have the same interests as me, be patient and very talkative, have a nice face and body and be slightly shorter than me

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

An 82 year old millionaire with a heart condition.

Or his father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs M

Loved this film and have to build me channing tatum

sorry Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Good looking

Tall

Not a liar

Helpful

Affectionate

Fairly intellectual

Laid back, but not lazy

Alternative mindset

Interesting

Will tell me bedtime stories

Listens to me chat shit

Friendly

Generous

Kind

Not a pushover

Respectful

Love animals, and is kind to them

Isn't fucked up mentally in any way

I was doing quite well until that last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to build one Esme Bianco is already walking the earth. She just doesn't know she's going to be mine yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, handsome, built like a brick outhouse, confident, cheeky sense of humour, filthy chuckle, interesting, intelligent, bit silly, bonks like a stallion on fairy dust, preferably not completely unhinged.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Short

Long dark hair

Cute face

Curvy with nice hips

Peachy arse

Smart

Funny

Hairy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs M

Loved this film and have to build me channing tatum

sorry Mr M "

Can i have Cameron Diaz

Oh and NOT sorry Mrs M Lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cropped hair

Beard

Muscly thighs

Nice shoulder

Fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low self esteem ..... not too fussy and desperate for sex....

Hey, I'm just being realistic about my own chances of appealing to my perfect partner......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :

Shorter than me

Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup

Pretty face

Chocolatey hair or Golden hair

Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour

Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body

I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails

Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped

Smooth skin

Dimples

Based only on personality it would be :

Intuitive, logical and cultured

Independant

Sensual

Classy

Sense of humour

Caring and kind

Desire to make a family

Hepling others

Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles

I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :

Shorter than me

Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup

Pretty face

Chocolatey hair or Golden hair

Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour

Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body

I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails

Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped

Smooth skin

Dimples

Based only on personality it would be :

Intuitive, logical and cultured

Independant

Sensual

Classy

Sense of humour

Caring and kind

Desire to make a family

Hepling others

Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles

I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?

awe,,shucks,almost, but i don't wanna make a family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mia lina shes perfect

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Marilyn Manson lookalike PERFECT!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be,

About 5 foot 5,

Blue eyes,

Strawberry blonde hair,

Loving,

Affectionate,

Caring,

Honest,

Loyal,

Understanding,

Naughty,

Hmmm wait, I already have this

Shaz, I love you! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :

Shorter than me

Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup

Pretty face

Chocolatey hair or Golden hair

Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour

Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body

I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails

Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped

Smooth skin

Dimples

Based only on personality it would be :

Intuitive, logical and cultured

Independant

Sensual

Classy

Sense of humour

Caring and kind

Desire to make a family

Hepling others

Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles

I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?

awe,,shucks,almost, but i don't wanna make a family

Haha too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark hair ranging somewhere from shaggy and dishevelled to long

Blue eyes

Full lips

Tall (I'm 5'5" so nearly everything is tall to me)

Slim

Tattoos and piercings

Devilish glint in their eye

The ability cause chaos wherever they go

Filthy sense of humour

Kinky streak a foot wide

If female, as above but with tits!

Mrs x

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I once went out with a half Italian, half Chinese girl. She was gorgeous and I would only ask that she would also like cricket and footy.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I believe the scientific formula to produce a perfect male partner of the other sex is half the males age plus 7 years (reverse for the perfect female partner) add sexual apatite and tastes of choice and package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sort of do this kind of thing on a Saturday night

Do we need to start addressing you as Baron von Tinatitzs now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'3"

Blonde

Blue Eyes

Tanned

Perfect teeth and really white

Size 6

DD's round and perky

Nice bubble butt

Toned legs

Oh and a 6 inch cock

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice tits

Likes anal

Swallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark hair ranging somewhere from shaggy and dishevelled to long

Blue eyes

Full lips

Tall (I'm 5'5" so nearly everything is tall to me)

Slim

Tattoos and piercings

Devilish glint in their eye

The ability cause chaos wherever they go

Filthy sense of humour

Kinky streak a foot wide

If female, as above but with tits!

Mrs x"

Did someone mention the Devil?

Ask nicely I might let Hum know you asked...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My perfect male looks wise would be

Aged between 38-50

Short dark hair or bald

Minimum height of 6 ft

Broad shoulders and big arms but not a massive gym goer

Slight rough and ready appearance (think Jason Statham)

If there is anyone that fits this description......call me

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"My perfect male looks wise would be

Aged between 38-50

Short dark hair or bald

Minimum height of 6 ft

Broad shoulders and big arms but not a massive gym goer

Slight rough and ready appearance (think Jason Statham)

If there is anyone that fits this description......call me

Would 1 out of 5 qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tounge big feet and ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can some one clone Bjork please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice tits

Likes anal

Swallows"

Have you PMd Tina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can some one clone Bjork please

Yes she has a certain appeal about her

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Short

Long dark hair

Cute face

Curvy with nice hips

Peachy arse

Smart

Funny

Hairy fanny"

Oohh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this one's easy. Straight from my profile:

"Petite, raven-haired, svelte and elegant, with an elfin form and a vampire smile; a stimulus for body and mind; a dangerous blend of Death of the Endless, Anna Valerius and Katie Fey. There's mischievous, devious kink in your nature; you enjoy a flirt and a tease, and let's go all-in - you're a raving fellatiophile."

To be honest, I'd take about 50% of that lot, as long as it includes the mischief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :

Shorter than me

Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup

Pretty face

Chocolatey hair or Golden hair

Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour

Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body

I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails

Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped

Smooth skin

Dimples

Based only on personality it would be :

Intuitive, logical and cultured

Independant

Sensual

Classy

Sense of humour

Caring and kind

Desire to make a family

Hepling others

Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles

I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?

Someone!?? mentioned me??!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Well this one's easy. Straight from my profile:

To be honest, I'd take about 50% of that lot, as long as it includes the mischief.

I can't do the svelte or elegant and I'm more faerie than elfin but the rest I can do.

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