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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

It's been a long arsed day and I've worked way to hard so I'm having a few large 1s. Anyone want to join me help ya self because I'm no barman. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free bar? During a football tournament? It'll all end in tears...

Mines a Thatchers though, cheers!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pint of raspberry cidre please handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally its a Guinness and a nip of whisky

but tonight it will be a double G & T with lots of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just take this bottle of Sailor Jerry and some ginger ale. If anyone wants to join me I'm in the beanbag corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't they trying to impose an alcohol ban , i'll just have a please

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Vodka and diet please . A large one .

Jo x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'll have a Peroni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on."

Yush pleaseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold glass of Stella please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of Rosè please!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Monday

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm halfway down a bottle of prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Im certainly not having a black or white Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very cold n icey orange cordial please op. N one for yourself too. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey, neat for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well as I'm a landlord, I will serve your drinks ...so ladies to the front please and what's your pleasure dahlin? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course. "

Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Red wine for me. Watching the footy. Ta.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Double Havana club and ginger ale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.

Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the Barman gone I'm dying of thirst here....BLADEYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold frosty IPA please bar keep

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx"

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.

Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay. "

At least you put the milk in last

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'd like a large one Blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Sauvignon blanc please barman .

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A cold glass of Stella please

Ohhhh tough 1 as I work for them not sure that's aloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink however I've a Crap day so triple vodka for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.

Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay.

At least you put the milk in last

I'm not some amateur tea drinker my dear.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like a large one Blade

As it's you I'll give you 2 large 1s

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

A large glass of chardonnay please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Where's the Barman gone I'm dying of thirst here....BLADEYYYYYYYYY

Read the op. Open bar help yourself. Although I'm sure there was a publican volunteered. Just can't get the staff

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or knackered?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course. "

Good man! Although at this time of the day, on a school night, it's a Horlicks for me please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Or knackered?

Never that tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf"

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

I'm not 6ft tall you know

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Got to nip out in the car in a bit but can I have a vodka and diet (and can you make it a stiff one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been served

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got to nip out in the car in a bit but can I have a vodka and diet (and can you make it a stiff one)

Can be as stiff as you like

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

I'm not 6ft tall you know"

I'll get some steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to drive 6hrs to Sunderland tomorrow so it's tea for me

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I haven't been served

Free for all mate help ya self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

I'm not 6ft tall you know

I'll get some steps

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step ladder, no knickers.

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'll take a large Strawberry mojito thanks

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

I'm not 6ft tall you know

I'll get some steps

step ladder, no knickers.

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf

No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them

I'm not 6ft tall you know

I'll get some steps

step ladder, no knickers.

I'll have shots from the top shelf please

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

When I asked for another vodka and I said 3 fingers worth I actually meant of vodka , but hay ho cheers Bladey .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

Good man! Although at this time of the day, on a school night, it's a Horlicks for me please

But of course

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"When I asked for another vodka and I said 3 fingers worth I actually meant of vodka , but hay ho cheers Bladey .

Jo x"

Hope your not telling me to pull my finger out

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex on the beach please

Oi if I'm not getting any nether are you gsssss bloody cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach please

Oi if I'm not getting any nether are you gsssss bloody cheek

"
That is right lol, we have to wait for them

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests "

Rose? You two have disappointed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Peroni

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests

Rose? You two have disappointed me "

Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests

Rose? You two have disappointed me

Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie!

Oh I know that feeling xxx As long as you're both having fun that's all that matters xxx

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx

Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit

Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!

Wohoo can't promise what might go down though

Do we have naked butler service?

I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests

Rose? You two have disappointed me

Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie!

Oh I know that feeling xxx As long as you're both having fun that's all that matters xxx "

You know us

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Drink sounds good actually

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I will just take this bottle of Sailor Jerry and some ginger ale. If anyone wants to join me I'm in the beanbag corner. "

*brings some ice and pulls up a beanbag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put the kettle on.

Yush pleaseeeee

Yorkshire Tea, of course.

Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.

Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay. "

Teabags?!??

No pot and loose tea.....peasants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a pint but Mr bossman says no! So I'll just have a juice box and a couple of E's lol

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