FabSwingers.com forum: Fingers crossed

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

So I'm Mrs Clumsy. A couple of weeks back hanky and me organised a female get together. I couldn't attend because I broke my toe that same morning.

Tomorrow night is ladies night in a local club. I'm going but I was wondering if you lovely people would like to send some positive energy my way ,so I don't fucking break something again.

Is there any other forum ladies attending tomorrow?

MrsSB always horny for the ladies

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have some good olovingman vibes xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Go wrap yourself up in buble rap before you do something else. Go on we both know it's bound to happen

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have some good olovingman vibes xx

Thank you lovely

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Go wrap yourself up in buble rap before you do something else. Go on we both know it's bound to happen

There's me Carrying for you and asking how you are and you are a tweet

Not happy with you.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X"

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time and get there safely! I wish I was closer! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

Okay, just come and drink tea with me, I'll make sure you're all safe.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sending you my positive thoughts and boobie hugs. Have a fabulous time x x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Just sit tight. Don't move a muscle. Don't even move your head, in case you twist your neck.

Enjoy yourself tomorrow.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have a great time and get there safely! I wish I was closer! X"

I wish that too

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont go anywhere - just sit on sofa (carefully so you dont fall off ) maybe consider sleeping on sofa so there is no risk to falling on stairs - dont eat pork or fish (less risk of food poisoning) - move around slowly - careful what you touch and maybe use a transporter to get you from home to event without any traffic incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

can i pop your bubble wrap

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

I was beginning to think I'd done something wrong!

Always fancy a fuck with you.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

Okay, just come and drink tea with me, I'll make sure you're all safe."

If only you where close. My lovely

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Sending you my positive thoughts and boobie hugs. Have a fabulous time x x "

I hope you can come next time

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Just sit tight. Don't move a muscle. Don't even move your head, in case you twist your neck.

Enjoy yourself tomorrow.

Thank you lovely. I'm not even cleaning the dishes. I've got hubby doing that

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

can i pop your bubble wrap

Thank you lovely. Aren't you going?

If that some kind of innuendo. Yes. If not.still a yes.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

I was beginning to think I'd done something wrong!

Always fancy a fuck with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

Okay, just come and drink tea with me, I'll make sure you're all safe.

If only you where close. My lovely

MrsSB

*sigh* I know.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx"

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

can i pop your bubble wrap

Thank you lovely. Aren't you going?

If that some kind of innuendo. Yes. If not.still a yes.

MrsSB

yes im going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Good luck MrsSB

I have insurance experience so if you need my expertise just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've got some bubble wrap if that helps? X

You are all very funny. I've got bubble wrap at home

MrsSB

can i pop your bubble wrap

Thank you lovely. Aren't you going?

If that some kind of innuendo. Yes. If not.still a yes.

MrsSB

yes im going

Yeah

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx"

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Good luck MrsSB

I have insurance experience so if you need my expertise just ask

Where are you credentials. Please?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx"

Siiiiii

I'm all rested for tomorrow shenanigans

MrsSB

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

What you need is a protective outer layer.. I'd suggest myself at the front clasped tightly to you

I'm sure there'll be lots of volunteers for your rear protective layer ..

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx

Siiiiii

I'm all rested for tomorrow shenanigans

MrsSB

Good girl. Broken toes are bastards to heal my little one still clicks now. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Good luck MrsSB

I have insurance experience so if you need my expertise just ask

Where are you credentials. Please?

MrsSB

Many years in a boring office fingerings paperwork on ailments and injurys.

If you need an all over check, I'm more than happy to assist

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What you need is a protective outer layer.. I'd suggest myself at the front clasped tightly to you

I'm sure there'll be lots of volunteers for your rear protective layer ..

You're welcome

That sounds like a good plan

Any offers for my behind

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Good luck MrsSB

I have insurance experience so if you need my expertise just ask

Where are you credentials. Please?

MrsSB

Many years in a boring office fingerings paperwork on ailments and injurys.

If you need an all over check, I'm more than happy to assist

Sorry I stopped reading after fingerings

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx

Siiiiii

I'm all rested for tomorrow shenanigans

MrsSB

Good girl. Broken toes are bastards to heal my little one still clicks now. Xxx"

Tell me about. Second toe I broke this year

MrsSB

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx

Siiiiii

I'm all rested for tomorrow shenanigans

MrsSB

Good girl. Broken toes are bastards to heal my little one still clicks now. Xxx

Tell me about. Second toe I broke this year

MrsSB

This little piggy went to hospital... This little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef this little piggy had none and this little piggy went wha wha wha **ck it hurts..

If your rears not protected you'd best lay back ...whilst I'm keeping you safe..

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Sending positive thoughts xx

PS Does the 'fancy a fuck' work, if so I may try it xx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh Mrs SB sending prettytiedup cwtches. Xxx

Thanks beautiful. How was the bath? I'm glad you didn't electrocute yourself

MrsSB

Hehehe no I'm safe thank you I'm now shaved covered in baby oil and laying on the bed drinking choccy milk. Xxx

Mmmm that sounds Sexy

MrsSB

I'm having a very indugent me day. After a weekend of children and mither. I hope you have got your toe rested. Xxx

Siiiiii

I'm all rested for tomorrow shenanigans

MrsSB

Good girl. Broken toes are bastards to heal my little one still clicks now. Xxx

Tell me about. Second toe I broke this year

MrsSB

This little piggy went to hospital... This little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef this little piggy had none and this little piggy went wha wha wha **ck it hurts..

If your rears not protected you'd best lay back ...whilst I'm keeping you safe..

I'm laying naked in bed and waiting

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Have you considered insurance Mrs B. I mean, if you're that accident prone you might as well get paid for it.

Problem is I hurt myself. So I don't think I can claim if it's my fault

Sorry I haven't asked you today.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Sending positive thoughts xx

PS Does the 'fancy a fuck' work, if so I may try it xx"

Thanks

I totally works. I've got meets line up with women and men because of it.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years in a boring office fingerings paperwork on ailments and injurys.

If you need an all over check, I'm more than happy to assist

Sorry I stopped reading after fingerings

MrsSB

Most women do, that's where I tend to start, fingering paperwork, stuffing it in envelopes and licking the stamps.

I would spend all day doing that

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Many years in a boring office fingerings paperwork on ailments and injurys.

If you need an all over check, I'm more than happy to assist

Sorry I stopped reading after fingerings

MrsSB

Most women do, that's where I tend to start, fingering paperwork, stuffing it in envelopes and licking the stamps.

I would spend all day doing that "

Guys always say that. Hopefully you can prove me wrong one day

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years in a boring office fingerings paperwork on ailments and injurys.

If you need an all over check, I'm more than happy to assist

Sorry I stopped reading after fingerings

MrsSB

Most women do, that's where I tend to start, fingering paperwork, stuffing it in envelopes and licking the stamps.

I would spend all day doing that

Guys always say that. Hopefully you can prove me wrong one day

MrsSB

That is true, but I'm sure you said on a previous post that I need be more assertive.

MrsSB I'm going to rock your world, my paperwork skills are outstanding

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