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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

..has just banned prawn cocktail crisps. Apparently they are offensive to Muslims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What dont offend them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dont offend them"

Ever felt like you're wriggling on a hook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..has just banned prawn cocktail crisps. Apparently they are offensive to Muslims. "

Prawn Cocktail crisps are offensive too me.... don't half make your fingers stink...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

They're offensive to prawns I know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're offensive to prawns I know that."

I'm not entirely sure potatoes approve either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..has just banned prawn cocktail crisps. Apparently they are offensive to Muslims. "

Myth.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Noooo! Not my fave flave! Barstewards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me think of sex...er...the crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see an argument for banning Cheesy Wotsits....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in. "

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"They make me think of sex...er...the crisps."

I would steer well away from holes or poles that are crispy and smell of prawns if I were you!

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"..has just banned prawn cocktail crisps. Apparently they are offensive to Muslims.

Myth."

You read it on the Internet. It must be true.

I didn't make it up. I promise.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What dont offend them"

Trust me mate. No Muslim gives a shit about prawn cocktail crisps. They have much more pressing issues like bigoted shits who want to deport them to a place they have never been to.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,, "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,, "

when roasting ones nuts does one need a nut roasting tin or will any tin do..?

and do they get more tender the longer the roasting..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

when roasting ones nuts does one need a nut roasting tin or will any tin do..?

and do they get more tender the longer the roasting..?"

Just an open fire and a loose-fit dressing-gown..

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

"

That offends me because I am a nutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

That offends me because I am a nutter."

Cracker ?,,,,,,

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

That offends me because I am a nutter.

Cracker ?,,,,,, "

Racist, are you trying to say we all look the same??

I am sooo triggered.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

when roasting ones nuts does one need a nut roasting tin or will any tin do..?

and do they get more tender the longer the roasting..?

Just an open fire and a loose-fit dressing-gown.. "

better than putting them on a griddle or whatever its called..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

That offends me because I am a nutter.

Cracker ?,,,,,,

Racist, are you trying to say we all look the same??

I am sooo triggered."

Before I can respond to that.... I need to know what sort of nut are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

when roasting ones nuts does one need a nut roasting tin or will any tin do..?

and do they get more tender the longer the roasting..?

Just an open fire and a loose-fit dressing-gown..

better than putting them on a griddle or whatever its called.. "

I have a telescopic toasting fork. Mainly for muffins. Now I need to acquire an open fire. Christmas presents eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have a telescopic toasting fork. Mainly for muffins. "

Is that a euphemism ?

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

That offends me because I am a nutter.

Cracker ?,,,,,,

Racist, are you trying to say we all look the same??

I am sooo triggered.

Before I can respond to that.... I need to know what sort of nut are you?

"

Hazel

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

when roasting ones nuts does one need a nut roasting tin or will any tin do..?

and do they get more tender the longer the roasting..?

Just an open fire and a loose-fit dressing-gown..

better than putting them on a griddle or whatever its called..

I have a telescopic toasting fork. Mainly for muffins. Now I need to acquire an open fire. Christmas presents eh? "

letter to Santa..

though it would be a bit different for him to try and get a log burner down ones chimney..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever tried kissing a girl after she eats cheese & onion or simply onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in. "

I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I see what you did there!"

We've been stockpiling sprouts and have switched to beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I'm hoping for a Nut-roast,,,

That offends me because I am a nutter.

Cracker ?,,,,,,

Racist, are you trying to say we all look the same??

I am sooo triggered.

Before I can respond to that.... I need to know what sort of nut are you?

Hazel"

Quite simply one of the finest kernels housed in a most attractive shell...

I ask how could anyone not like a Hazel Nut......

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What concerns me most about all this is what the hell are we going to eat at Christmas when we can't get Brussels sprouts and won't let Turkey's in.

I see what you did there!

We've been stockpiling sprouts and have switched to beef"

tried pickling my sprouts, fucking awful taste so gave up..

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Bit late; but if you want the true story;

There is an authorised list of food flavourings.

The flavouring that gives the prawn cocktail is s chemical that was accidentally left off the list. So prawn cocktail crisps would not have been able to be sold

When it was realised, the chemical was added to the list, and voila! The problem went away .

Oh and Muslims can eat prawns (shellfish ) it is Jews who are forbidden shellfish .

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Bit late; but if you want the true story;

There is an authorised list of food flavourings.

The flavouring that gives the prawn cocktail is s chemical that was accidentally left off the list. So prawn cocktail crisps would not have been able to be sold

When it was realised, the chemical was added to the list, and voila! The problem went away .

Oh and Muslims can eat prawns (shellfish ) it is Jews who are forbidden shellfish .

"

You have kinda missed the point of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about scampi fries x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about scampi fries x"

They are very zingy.....

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What about scampi fries x"

Scampi will be banned by the European Council in April 2017 because no one actually knows what it is and they are often different shapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about scampi fries x

Scampi will be banned by the European Council in April 2017 because no one actually knows what it is and they are often different shapes. "

But surely you cant ban something if you don't know what it is...

I mean that would just be silly....

I'm banning that thing because it's not the same shape as that thing...

Oh c'mon.....you're hav'in a giraffe .....

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"But surely you cant ban something if you don't know what it is...

I mean that would just be silly....

I'm banning that thing because it's not the same shape as that thing...

Oh c'mon.....you're hav'in a giraffe .....

"

Unless your name is (I fuck dead pigs) Dave.

(Psychoactive Substances Act 2016)

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