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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

I'd report him to the police for dangerous driving and explain exactly what he was doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

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Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha thought it was too weird to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

Beat me to it!"

It's just wrong on every level....

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

If be disgusted and report him to the police. Maybe you should remind your 'mate' how dangerous it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, us ladies love men getting off on us noticing they're jerking their genitals while doing something they need their full concentration for. Great way to get the attention from the police also

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Not heard the mate excuse for donkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not heard the mate excuse for donkeys. "

lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not heard the mate excuse for donkeys. "
excuse?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

Your mate is lying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

Your mate is lying."
I sort of knew that just found it funny and needed to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking whilst driving = what a twunt.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

You sir, are a fake taxi

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

Your mate is lying. I sort of knew that just found it funny and needed to ask"

Well for future reference any sentence that ends "women love that" will always be either said sarcastically or by someone who has no idea what women love

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?

Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?

Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?"

What you on about lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'd find it a huge turn on and would want you to pull in so I could take your load balls deep but that's just me

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I report him accident waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

Beat me to it!

It's just wrong on every level....

"
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I dunno, I think maybe bus drivers should refrain from it, at least if they have customers.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?

Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?

What you on about lmao "

You are clearly a gifted fisherman.

You always get a catch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damnit!!!!!!

Can't drink , can't text and now we can't wank behind the wheel

I'm gonna zip up and get the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe

Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?

Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?

What you on about lmao "

Ah makes me chuckle when someone's witticism goes whoooooosh......

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"God damnit!!!!!!

Can't drink , can't text and now we can't wank behind the wheel

I'm gonna zip up and get the bus"

But what is the driver has a quick hand shandy whilst driving you to your stop? You will almost certainly die and all children will be corrupted instantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would explain why there's such terrible driving around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

It's not on sorry...road safety is always paramount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which bus will you be on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

What if a copper walks by in plain clothes.

Your goose would be cooked then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday OP ...... any luck yet?

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

A guy was getting a wank from his gf when they were involved in a car crash and she went through the windscreen and ended up dead in the back of a lorry. The policeman asked the driver why she wasn't wearing a seat belt and he replied through tears of agony "didn't fucking want one". The policeman replied, "She's dead in the back of that lorry and you're rolling around with a stomach ache!"

"Stomach ache!" the man replied, "you wanna see what she's got in her left hand!"

And that is why we shouldn't engage in sexual activity whilst driving.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered "

Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday OP ...... any luck yet? "

Not quite haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered "

A driver was recently prosecuted for flashing at female truck drivers and masturbating while driving.He was reported multiple times and evidence supplied.

We all have cameras fitted in our windscreens nowadays,,just thought you'd all like to know that.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered

Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving "

Hands free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday OP ...... any luck yet?

Not quite haha x"

haha,,,,,, the reward of pertinence is one of two things .....

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By *Lad40Man
over a year ago

Marlow


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

Beat me to it!

It's just wrong on every level

"

That's wrong on every level??? Ahahahahaha

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Oh flip i hope he never spilt his pint also while wanking and driving lolll

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered

Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving

Hands free "

Did you read the study recently which showed that hands free caused as much difficulty to drivers are using your hands?

I know which one would work best in this context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the car an automatic and he's a left hand wanker travelling along a Roman road?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"

it's often the 'mate' whenever something is either iffy or downright wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given recent evidence, wanking whilst driving and talking on the phone (hands free!) must be as good (bad) as driving with your eyes closed.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'd just love to see the resulting insurance claim form.

"So what we're you doing at the time of the accident"

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Not much to be said that hasn't already.

I'd think he was a fucking arsehole and hope that there were no coaches/minibuses driving past with kids in. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got back from town saw a lorry driver fag in one hand phone in the other hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree with the moral majority on this one . It's appalling behaviour to wank while driving .

That's why I get Sabrina to do it for me while I drive , and it gives me a chance to enjoy a cigarette as she does it .

Having an automatic certainly has its advantages and this is one of them .

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Given recent evidence, wanking whilst driving and talking on the phone (hands free!) must be as good (bad) as driving with your eyes closed."

Driving in Bath is often best done with your eyes closed. At least that is how it seems when you walk around the place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it. "

Haha yeh might just do that mate yeh, have you always been sarcastic with people or just since you turned bald?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

OP, I take it that "your mate" drives an Audi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, I take it that "your mate" drives an Audi "
funnily enough yeah he does, but I don't get the joke

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are you sure it's a mate and not just a talking point?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure it's a mate and not just a talking point? "

Pretty sure it was a mate, or I may be going deranged

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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walkers or wankers? Haha

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"OP, I take it that "your mate" drives an Audi funnily enough yeah he does, but I don't get the joke "

Audis have taken over from Beemers as car of choice for wankers... no joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a coach full of children passing him he must be a total idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id make sure i was far away as possible - no way be safe to drive and do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of this story I read a while ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say its so not safe wanking whilst driving ....you could crash for starters

Stop the car then wank ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..

"

not only is it offensive to people who don't want to see that, plus any kids it's also dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who does like to pull over to the side of the road to have hands free phone sex ?? usually when it's raining heavily to limit visibility of others. I've decided I'm only sitting in his car on a plastic bag lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It could scare many people - maybe feeling they could be followed home and abused/raped.

It's not justified or needed by someone who can meet partners for consensual fun, even if he wants to be an exhibitionist there are others he could meet for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it.

Haha yeh might just do that mate yeh, have you always been sarcastic with people or just since you turned bald?"

I wasn't being sarcastic fella, you asked do women like it when men masturbate in public. Obviously you like to imagine that they do. I just thought I'd encourage you a little.

Oh an you cut me dead with the bald gag full marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why driverless cars have been invented.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Myth dispelled .....Men can multitask .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it once but hooked my shot terribly and ended up with a double bogey.

On the plus side, I got approved for my membership at Muirfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried it once but hooked my shot terribly and ended up with a double bogey.

On the plus side, I got approved for my membership at Muirfield "
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Haha boom boom

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