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Telling the truth about age n stats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?"

Swingy legs?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Oooh to have been a fly on the wall for this one!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?"
. Brilliant that has really made me laugh Thankyou op

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Hence why I insist on clear photos prior to meeting. And a verification or two wouldn't go amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll teach you! !!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair; they aren't that swingy and I did have "cock womble" in my profile. A cup of tea would have been nice, I had to rebuild the sofa when I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes when folks say they look like shrek or egor , they be tellin the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabtastic op. But you should of really invited him in you never no he could of been like a little jack hammer. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?"

Wow, you're mean.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sorry off topic but you have a lovely cock OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should have asked him to send a pick standing back to back with a sky remote

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals? "

Have you not seen Indiana Jones?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I bet he won't be Happy reading this.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Oooh to have been a fly on the wall for this one!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this had been a lady we would have been accused of being shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally wrong however I've just wet myself reading that !!!

Better luck next time and lesson learnt

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By *reenEyedWifeCouple
over a year ago

Market Harborough

How tall does he profile say he is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How tall does he profile say he is? "

You do know blokes don't read profiles right?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That learnt you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals? "
yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals?

yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination. "

*Sniffs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I really shouldn't but

Did you think 'how far away is he'? You should have invited him in for a 'gottle of geer'.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"To be fair; they aren't that swingy and I did have "cock womble" in my profile. A cup of tea would have been nice, I had to rebuild the sofa when I got home "

That so made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals? yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination. "

Oh my days this is too funny !! Pully system ?? Can I ask where you on a high ? Or a low

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