FabSwingers.com forum: profile limericks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was done about a year ago but brought up some great laughs.we will start it with.....

A couple called Alimark

Were messing around for a lark

Using illuminous paint

Marks cock looked quaint

And as a bonus it glowed in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two dashing chaps Pooch and Taff.

Who are always up for a a

Chuckle and laugh.

Over the hills they do troop

Wales are top of their group

So they both had a celebratory Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old fella called Dan

Who was a limerick writing fan

He stayed up all night

To get the rhyming bit right

But sadly the last sentence always went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman from Hitchin...

Who stood scratching her bits in the kitchen...

Her mother said 'Rose, it's Pox I suppose?'

She said 'bollocks, get on with your knitting'...

(It's an old one I know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prettytiedup is a slut

Who loves to be tied up

She likes her men athletic

Whenever she can get it

GnR is her obsession

And to that she's always confessin

So here is prettytiedup

Your lovely little slut.

xxx

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

There was a woman named Sheila

Who loved a man named Neil

And they didn't like pizza

So they split up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are tales of one Scarlet Seduction,

Her pussy - it has too much suction,

If you find yourself near

You're a goner, I fear

As that Pussy was built for destruction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady called Curvy

Who some would say was quite pervy

She comes from a place called Sutton

Which is often nicknamed Slutton!

The end of her limerick may not rhyme

So I'll say bollocks to it one more time!

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

A lovely Welsh gent from Surrey

Loves Rugby, wine and mild curry

His massages are divine

His strokes are sublime

They are never performed in a hurry

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I've lost weight and feeling fantastic

Just a little but nothing too drastic

I should be ha pee

But I'm not re a lee

Coz my knickers now have Lucy lastic

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There once was a girl called Ligeia

Who looked for a person to lay her

She found quite a few

A surprise, for who knew

That this good girl could be such a player?

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

So relatively new to these parts

We are known as GGHerts

Arriving late to this swinging

And all the pleasure it's bringing

Is making our pulse race as well as our hearts

Mr G

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There was an old woman called Granny

Who had an inc_edible Fanny

She used it for shoppin

And keeping the mop in

And once lent it out to a Tranny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old woman called Granny

Who had an inc_edible Fanny

She used it for shoppin

And keeping the mop in

And once lent it out to a Tranny. "

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple we're called Louis and ana

They're not our real names

We both like banana

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

There was an old chap called Fellatio

Checked his messages sent/ meets ratio

Not counting his luck

And with a resigned 'Oh F..K'

Back to fine finge_ed maiden masturbatio!

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

"So relatively new to these parts

We are known as GGHerts

Arriving late to this swinging

And all the pleasure it's bringing

Is making our pulse race as well as our hearts

Mr G

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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago

Clapham

It's 1 in morning and I hear my clock going tick tock.

But rather hear a lady moaning as she socking my cock.

As I'm all alone.

Im going to have to sit on my Thorne.

With my good old wrist action and a sock

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

There was a young 'lady' called Hanky

Her hair was rather bright quite frankly

She played in a club

Screamed 'I'm not going in that hot tub'!

'I'd prefer to be fucked or just wanky'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Biscotti

Took my fat cock up her botty

"No you didn't" she retorted

Repeat that shit, you'll get reported!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There was an old fella called Dan

Who was a limerick writing fan

He stayed up all night

To get the rhyming bit right

But sadly the last sentence always went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a old bloke called Jason.

Who got his cock caught up in a Dyson.

He kept tugging away.

He was at it all day.

And now his cock is bright crimson.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

There was a lad called fatty5k

Who sat on his arse most the day

Off work for the week

So at boobies he'll peek

Whilst watching the footie wahay

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

There was a chap called Red

Whose fetish was to shag in a shed

But once he missed the hole

And got a splinter in his pole,

Which killed that fetish... dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're was a young man called Duck,

Who wasn't having much luck,

He was really quite shy,

So thought he would try,

"Hi, fancy a fuck ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The once was a woman called normal

She didn't like events that are formal

If you drink Stella

You could be my fella

Then indulge in a spot of oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive tried but im so shit at this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"

There was a young woman called Vara D,

Who liked a bit of variety,

One cock or two,

Really might do,

But she doesn't do it for sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x

There was a young woman called Vara D,

Who liked a bit of variety,

One cock or two,

Really might do,

But she doesn't do it for sympathy

Very good duck you have a talent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"

You can't write limericks for shit,

So I thought id help out a bit,

Heres some bacon,

Yours for then taken

Now show me a little bit of tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're a 2sum called hornycplenw

we love to banter and jest

we try never to be late

for that all important date

to do what we think we do best

keep them going ........ these ar so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"

Most of us are...but that makes them more amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"

there's a lady called Vara D

shes way too young for me

but profile says Bi

so im saying Hi

lets see where it gets me

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

There was a Spanish chick

Call MrsSB

She had a husband

That nobody ever seen

He was awesome and Sexy

So let's find a lady

And have a threesome babe

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww i have a few now thankyou

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hanky limerick 2!

There once was a fabbite named Hanky

She offe_ed the girlies a spanky

The girls said 'oh yes'!

Whilst receiving her caress

The boys watched on having a wanky

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

There was an old guy called Bob

Rightly proud of his knob

If you fancied a whirl

And you brought your girl

Bob would certainly bob it up her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old woman called Granny

Who had an inc_edible Fanny

She used it for shoppin

And keeping the mop in

And once lent it out to a Tranny. "
pmsl class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fabber by name "proudly_punk",

Could not keep his hands off his junk.

He went to the doctor,

Who told him to fuck more,

And so in women his cock was sunk.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Her name is 'Little Pocket Perve'

And perving is what she lurve.

On fab she's always flirting and lurking,

When she should really be busy with working.

Roll on Sunday, it's her playday,

Fingers crossed she'll find a sexy man to lay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man called P Bear

To meets he mulled what to wear

Ocht shush said a woman

Quit your reflections

And let's get to work on your erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a fabster called darkeyes

Who attracted crazies like flies

She tries all she can

To find a fab man

It must be the perfume she buys

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There was a lady called lick

Who really loved sucking dick

She played with herself

Till he came in her mouth

As she was fucked up the arse by Nick

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"

There was a lass called Vara

Who pranced about in a tiara

For a shot of tequila

The lads could all feel her

Most popular girl in Guadalajara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a seductress called Scarlet,

Who downed a bottle of claret,

She danced with Fandango,

To the tune of Abba's Fernando,

And discove_ed a trouser ferret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a Floosie called Suzi,

Who got very boozy in a Jacuzzi,

Things got frantic,

When she mentioned Tantric,

That day in Dalhousie,Suzi was not choosie.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There once was a man called Ace

Who liked ladies to sit on his face

He thought it was fun

To stick his tongue up their bum

Til they squirted all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

their once was a guy called frank

who thought being single was rank

so on fab he tried

but no one replied

so he had to settle for a wank

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There once was a man called Ace

Who liked ladies to sit on his face

He thought it was fun

To stick his tongue up their bum

Til they squirted all over the place

Love that one Ace!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There once was a man called Ace Winger

Who wrapped ladies round his little finger

He took one to bed

Then married her instead

Of continuing his life as a swinger

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

There was a girl called von tease

Who liked to get down on her knees

An arse the size of a bison

But she sucked like a dyson

And was ever so eager to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl called von tease

Who liked to get down on her knees

An arse the size of a bison

But she sucked like a dyson

And was ever so eager to please "

A lad by the name of Tony

Let's face it, hung like a pony

He saw the arse of Von Tease

It he wanted to squeeze

Until she came and became all moany

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"There once was a Floosie called Suzi,

Who got very boozy in a Jacuzzi,

Things got frantic,

When she mentioned Tantric,

That day in Dalhousie,Suzi was not choosie.

one day Suzy met Shirkar

they decided to go to a beach bar,

after a few drinks,

some flirting and winks

She started to play, with his doo dah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a town called Fab there's a Doc,

With an unfeasibly miniscule cock.

He pretends it's a towel rail,

Though it's as big as a small snail,

And the drivel he spouts is a 'crock'.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

There once was a girl named Suzi

Who some think a bit of a floozie

She can suck and tease

But get her down on her knees

And fuck her until she is pleased

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

This limerick thread's been so good

Some of them nearly gave me wood

But some of the rest

Don't pass the test

And rhyme like a limerick should.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"This limerick thread's been so good

Some of them nearly gave me wood

But some of the rest

Don't pass the test

And rhyme like a limerick should."

couldnt resist..

justbebusted likes poets corner,

it claims it makes them hornier,

but without a rhyme.

they take their time,

Suzy thinks that is porn, for her

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"This limerick thread's been so good

Some of them nearly gave me wood

But some of the rest

Don't pass the test

And rhyme like a limerick should.

couldnt resist..

justbebusted likes poets corner,

it claims it makes them hornier,

but without a rhyme.

they take their time,

Suzy thinks that is porn, for her "

Some forumites here are pure class

There's others that we would just pass

But if Suzy were nearer

P would flick her bean for her

While LB was fucking her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined fab a few weeks ago

Its good for perving but even so,

Its like having a second job

From which i hope i get a snog,

This will make josh a happy boy

& hopefully i can become your toy,

From here on out

I will lick you out.

And hopefully We shall see

Ill be a regular at the fab party

That was shit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a swinger called sexybrain

Who was English and certainly not Mexicane

He stopped going gym

Which was really dim

Coz now he'll have to train hard for them pecs again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting again on the fab forum

Mainly, I show no decorum

My avatars my ass

No hint of class

At least it rids me of bo_edom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So someone above bumped our thread

so to celebrate I'm giving head

I'm ready to go

if you fancy a blow

just lie right back on your bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

As a lady of class and decorum

I never swear on the forum

I just raise my right cheek

Letting out a vile reek

To wipe out the stench from your jawum.

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