FabSwingers.com forum: Omg my asshole hurts!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I just gave birth to a baby elephant via my asshole.

thanks zapain

how's everyone else on this lovely Sunday evening?

xxx

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Um..

dunno what to say to that. I feel your pain?????

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Normally I'd say I'd kiss something better but I think I'll just blow you a kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um..

dunno what to say to that. I feel your pain?????"

Lol. It honestly didn't feel that big at first.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Are you basically telling the Internet you've had a massive shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I browsed username zapain to see who the lucky guy was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my face just did this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

somethings its better not to share xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally I'd say I'd kiss something better but I think I'll just blow you a kiss

Awwwww thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you basically telling the Internet you've had a massive shit? "

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I browsed username zapain to see who the lucky guy was

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knitter & vara d you both love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely.

Mind bleach anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Are you basically telling the Internet you've had a massive shit? "

.... and now your arse is like a cat-flap

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lovely.

Mind bleach anyone?"

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you basically telling the Internet you've had a massive shit?

.... and now your arse is like a cat-flap "

Hahaha not quite

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Um..

dunno what to say to that. I feel your pain?????

Lol. It honestly didn't feel that big at first.

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You know it's big when you don't hear the splash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um..

dunno what to say to that. I feel your pain?????

Lol. It honestly didn't feel that big at first.

xxx

You know it's big when you don't hear the splash."

It was more like a depth charge

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Are you basically telling the Internet you've had a massive shit?

.... and now your arse is like a cat-flap "
that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey _oddy how are you? Not seen you on here in ages. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heavens

Pop your loo roll in the fridge

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Can I just say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh heavens

Pop your loo roll in the fridge

Good plan taff! Good job it's not that ghastly tracing paper. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello newbies. You'll get use to me

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