FabSwingers.com forum: Unread sent /recieved messages

By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....

But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Yes I know I misspelt 'received' (probably because I am out of practice receiving much nowadays! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastards indeed

I would read and reply to your message straight away

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

How bloody rude!!

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....

But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!

I've given up messaging, think I don't speak swinger speak,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....

But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!

Seing as how blokes out number the women on here by about 30-1 I don't even expect a msg to be read to be honest. A huge bonus if it does get read tho, and I get a reply

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I would send you a message. ....and I would read one of yours but I am not a site supporter.

I will just have to fantasise instead.

Gorgeous profile and pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks"

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I would send you a message. ....and I would read one of yours but I am not a site supporter.

I will just have to fantasise instead.

Gorgeous profile and pics btw"

You will or let the moths out of your wallet!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Sid O'Versity........bah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

Lol

I'm used to loads of unread messages

I didn't think I'd have any tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant you x

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I am not saying I am horny but that vacuum nuzzle is starting to look attractive!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho"

The what?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not saying I am horny but that vacuum nuzzle is starting to look attractive!

Hahahaha

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'll get round to reading it soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho"

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry I'll get round to reading it soon lol

I told you.....NOT the blue pill!!!

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over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!"

I have never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'll get round to reading it soon lol

I told you.....NOT the blue pill!!!

Thought it was reverse psychology

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints"

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry I'll get round to reading it soon lol

I told you.....NOT the blue pill!!!

Thought it was reverse psychology

Reverse what????? I don't do anal! Nothing is getting near my exit route!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....

But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!

It's barsteward if you want to be polite. Tsk. Naughty girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the world of the single male - the 'wall of yellow' is a constant part of the single males sent mail box.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.

I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.

I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.

It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks.

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....

But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!

It's barsteward if you want to be polite. Tsk. Naughty girl.

Thats what I said! Barstards!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all"

But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Welcome to the world of the single male - the 'wall of yellow' is a constant part of the single males sent mail box."

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all

But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!

Oh I could reach you alright

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.

I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.

I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.

It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks. "

Hang on.... you met him...but you said you aren't meeting?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since

Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot

Ginger

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all

But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!

Oh I could reach you alright"

Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since

Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot

Ginger"

Don't worry darling. If he doesn't come up trumps, you can borrow my vacuum nozzle!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

Yep!

I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all

But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!

Oh I could reach you alright

Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!!

Is that the Yellow brick wall, or road?

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks

You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?

It's a good grafter tho

The what?????

It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho

Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!

I have never had any complaints

Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???

You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all

But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!

Oh I could reach you alright

Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!!

well i messaged you now Subby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since

Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot

Ginger

Don't worry darling. If he doesn't come up trumps, you can borrow my vacuum nozzle! "

I'll hold you to that

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

399 unread in box

don't wanna just bulk delete

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since

Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot

Ginger"

Let me know if he doesn't

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"399 unread in box

don't wanna just bulk delete "

are you surprised? have you seen your profile pics?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

Yep!

I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.

I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"399 unread in box

don't wanna just bulk delete

are you surprised? have you seen your profile pics?

Aww ha ha

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

Yep!

I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.

I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve!

Razor for what???

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???

It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....

They are all bar stewards !

Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?

So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?

Yep!

I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.

I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve!

Razor for what???"

For the lower floor darling! Manscaping I think they call it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I might just review my profile completely and put up pictures of fluffy kittens (not pussies!) and my mobile number and kik and email and home address and just in case.... my mum's number too! and leave it at that!

I have as much chance !

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol "

My inbox darling! My inbox has been almost empty since October last year! As for messages. ... well.....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol

My inbox darling! My inbox has been almost empty since October last year! As for messages. ... well.....

Lol, must have dried up and self healed by now?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol

My inbox darling! My inbox has been almost empty since October last year! As for messages. ... well.....

Lol, must have dried up and self healed by now? "

Well I did wonder....but I think it was when I had an accident with the pollyfilla when grouting the tiles in the bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to my world

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

It happens....don't take it to heart

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.

I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.

I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.

It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks.

Hang on.... you met him...but you said you aren't meeting?????

I'm not currently meeting. I was, obviously, meeting before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully

Helpful hint of the day

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"It happens....don't take it to heart

Darling. ... you can probably tell.....I am DEVASTATED! !!!!!

(NOT!)

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully

Helpful hint of the day

I suddenly feel unwell!!!!

..pass the bucket someone!!!!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

No unread messages in my sent box.

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully

Helpful hint of the day

I'll come over there and open you fully in a minute!!!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

No unread messages in my sent box.

Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, well if I can be of any more assistance please let me know

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

No unread messages in my sent box.

Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!

In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!

So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!

OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

No unread messages in my sent box.

Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!

In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!

So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!

OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need

Ahem.. Not in my sent box, I delete after I send..

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..

I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though

Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!

In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???

I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!

Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.

Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...

Message with a picture of your Boobs..

Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????

No unread messages in my sent box.

Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!

In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!

So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!

OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need

Ahem.. Not in my sent box, I delete after I send..

Ah I see! Well ok then! As you wrote but weren't interested in a reply... I shall delete it!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

And there goes the latest of curiosities of FAB!

I still have 10 unread messages that I have sent though..... (cos I don't delete them Soda..... why do that???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is full of curiosities

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Fab is full of curiosities

I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!

And Jason Statham!

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over a year ago

"Fab is full of curiosities

I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!

And Jason Statham! "

I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Fab is full of curiosities

I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!

And Jason Statham!

I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers

Well now... that is just ridiculous! How can anyone not like champagne? ????? Surely that's illegal????

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over a year ago

"Fab is full of curiosities

I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!

And Jason Statham!

I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers

Well now... that is just ridiculous! How can anyone not like champagne? ????? Surely that's illegal????

Not yet .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't alone.. We messaged a person about an organised fet party next weekend and they haven't bothered to read it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me a message. ill reply within minutes to you!!! cant believed they havent replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send me a message. ill reply within minutes to you!!! cant believed they havent replied. "

Neither can we.. doesn't bode well for there party organisational skills...

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