FabSwingers.com forum: Pick on Soapy thread..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not sure if this is allowed or not,,

' Don't badmouth other members or "name and shame" ' is what the forum rules state..

However its Soapy and we secretly love to take the piss...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I though every thread was a pick on soapy one.

hehehe, I even pick on him by text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw, I think it's tantamount to online bullying to all single out the little munchkin and give him a hard time - even though he would fookin love it!)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Aw the poor weeeeeeeee thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

does he live UP to expectations? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave him alone you lot!!! I love the little 'burstbagofsickforaface' bellend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mother when your out an about together i think you should keep him in your pocket instead of under the thumb,, incase he attempts suicide by throwing himself of the edge of a curb

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Leave him alone you lot!!! I love the little 'burstbagofsickforaface' bellend.

Crumbs what do you call someone you hate

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"mother when your out an about together i think you should keep him in your pocket instead of under the thumb,, incase he attempts suicide by throwing himself of the edge of a curb

That would totally interfere with Funky's pocket fluff research!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave him alone you lot!!! I love the little 'burstbagofsickforaface' bellend.

Crumbs what do you call someone you hate

Soapy!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Leave him alone you lot!!! I love the little 'burstbagofsickforaface' bellend.

Crumbs what do you call someone you hate

Soapy!

PMSL

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

hey lets think of a song for soapy heres mine HEIGH HO The DWARF CHORUS From snow white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yazoo - the only way is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

and?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What u flounce??

I thought u just lived in the bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

and?"

You up yet?? ya lazy assed bint xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

ho dear watch out dummy coming out of his cot

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"yazoo - the only way is up "

reach for the stars (S Club 7) - but mind and get a ladder first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

and?

You up yet?? ya lazy assed bint xx

I don't need to answer you!!! If I am still in bed that will be MY business and NONE of YOURS!!!

Jeez... some (short-arsed) people have some cheek

FFS!

(yes, I am still in bed).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

ho dear watch out dummy coming out of his cot

Oi leave me bloody cot outta this xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

ho dear watch out dummy coming out of his cot

Oi leave me bloody cot outta this xx

and you know you need a stepladder to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

ho dear watch out dummy coming out of his cot

Oi leave me bloody cot outta this xx

And you a fully grown Man.Tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im away fa five bloody mins and ya picks on me

Flounces off ta tell the mods on ya xx

and?

You up yet?? ya lazy assed bint xx

I don't need to answer you!!! If I am still in bed that will be MY business and NONE of YOURS!!!

Jeez... some (short-arsed) people have some cheek

FFS!

(yes, I am still in bed)."

Frock has got man flu only her version is worse

A bit of a feckin cold and shes been in bed fa a bloody month poor mr now

Oh actually no not poor mr now at least he will be getting some peace and quite wile the bints laid up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yazoo - the only way is up

reach for the stars (S Club 7) - but mind and get a ladder first"

Fa christs sakes Wendy dunna start singin it whatever ya do darlin

I luvs ya ta bits but spare us that lass xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"hey lets think of a song for soapy heres mine HEIGH HO The DWARF CHORUS From snow white

mmm heres another one ITS A SMALL WORLD / THE DISNYLAND CHORUS

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"yazoo - the only way is up

reach for the stars (S Club 7) - but mind and get a ladder first

Fa christs sakes Wendy dunna start singin it whatever ya do darlin

I luvs ya ta bits but spare us that lass xx

dinnae start picking on me when I'm also in my sickbed. This thread is for YOU to be humiliated on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy is a lovely guy, never met him in the flesh, would like to, but on message and forums hes lovely. Havent been around that long and all of you know him much better than I do. As a fellow small person Ive had my fair share of jokes from my friends, ah isnt she cute, hasnt she got tiny feet, ah she only comes up to our shoulder and of course the constant "small" jokes. Like big ladies, have to make a joke about ourselves before someone else does, get in there with the jokes first etc and is like a shield. Im sure soapy is loving it, and everyone on this thread loves him, but just make sure he really is ok about the constant height comments. Sorry dont mean to sound moany. And Dear Soapy theres one thing, you are actually taller than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frock has got serious flu and doesn't have very long to live.

Thought it was just a cold at first and shes been in bed fa a month poor frock.

Oh actually no not poor frock at least she will be getting some peace and quite when she reaches heaven wile mr now has ta fend fa himself xx

Thanks for caring Soapy, you are so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy is a lovely guy, never met him in the flesh, would like to, but on message and forums hes lovely.

Havent been around that long and all of you know him much better than I do. As a fellow small person Ive had my fair share of jokes from my friends, ah isnt she cute, hasnt she got tiny feet, ah she only comes up to our shoulder and of course the constant "small" jokes. Like big ladies, have to make a joke about ourselves before someone else does, get in there with the jokes first etc and is like a shield.

Im sure soapy is loving it, and everyone on this thread loves him, but just make sure he really is ok about the constant height comments. Sorry dont mean to sound moany.

And Dear Soapy theres one thing, you are actually taller than me

Thanks fa the concern hun but this bunch a bints have more chance a getting up and doing housework than upsettin me pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frock has got serious flu and doesn't have very long to live.

Thought it was just a cold at first and shes been in bed fa a month poor frock.

Oh actually no not poor frock at least she will be getting some peace and quite when she reaches heaven wile mr now has ta fend fa himself xx

Thanks for caring Soapy, you are so sweet

Oi stop wi the misquotes ya bugger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope....

Not gonna do it. Not gonna pick on our lovely soapy.

I is having a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yazoo - the only way is up

reach for the stars (S Club 7) - but mind and get a ladder first

Fa christs sakes Wendy dunna start singin it whatever ya do darlin

I luvs ya ta bits but spare us that lass xx

dinnae start picking on me when I'm also in my sickbed. This thread is for YOU to be humiliated on!!!"

Sick bed?? ya just like Frock you dossin and after sympathy xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"yazoo - the only way is up

reach for the stars (S Club 7) - but mind and get a ladder first

Fa christs sakes Wendy dunna start singin it whatever ya do darlin

I luvs ya ta bits but spare us that lass xx

dinnae start picking on me when I'm also in my sickbed. This thread is for YOU to be humiliated on!!!

Sick bed?? ya just like Frock you dossin and after sympathy xx

oooooooooooo, fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope....

Not gonna do it. Not gonna pick on our lovely soapy.

I is having a nice day

Now there stands a true mate gonna put me face in ya breasts at the next social again fa that babe mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frock has got serious flu and doesn't have very long to live.

Thought it was just a cold at first and shes been in bed fa a month poor frock.

Oh actually no not poor frock at least she will be getting some peace and quite when she reaches heaven wile mr now has ta fend fa himself xx

Thanks for caring Soapy, you are so sweet

Oi stop wi the misquotes ya bugger xx

Who? Me?

How very dare you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope....

Not gonna do it. Not gonna pick on our lovely soapy.

I is having a nice day

Now there stands a true mate gonna put me face in ya breasts at the next social again fa that babe mwah xx

Ooooooo cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick bed... ya just like Frock you dying and need sympathy xx

Poor Wendy

It's not good is it? xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Sick bed... ya just like Frock you dying and need sympathy xx

Poor Wendy

It's not good is it? xxx"

not it's not and thank you. I will be storing the lack of sympathy from certain gnomes for future reference x

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Nope....

Not gonna do it. Not gonna pick on our lovely soapy.

I is having a nice day

Now there stands a true mate gonna put me face in ya breasts at the next social again fa that babe mwah xx

funny how you walk round chams with your stepladder its such funny sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick bed... ya just like Frock you dying and need sympathy xx

Poor Wendy

It's not good is it? xxx"

Oh give me a bloody break ya both wingin as though ya have hours ta live get up and do some bloody womens stuff ya pair a lazy assed bints xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope....

Not gonna do it. Not gonna pick on our lovely soapy.

I is having a nice day

Now there stands a true mate gonna put me face in ya breasts at the next social again fa that babe mwah xx

funny how you walk round chams with your stepladder its such funny sight

He dont need that to stick his face inbetween me tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick bed... ya just like Frock you dying and need sympathy xx

Poor Wendy

It's not good is it? xxx

Give me a chance to bring round ya medics. Ya both dying and ya have hours ta live take it easy and do nothing ya pair a sexy assed suffering ladies xx

Don't worry about bringing medics around. Thanks for offering though xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

there there (pats soapy on his head like a wee little lepricorn) dont worry my little ant and Dec clone, here is a sponge to fight them off with lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im not sure if this is allowed or not,,

' Don't badmouth other members or "name and shame" ' is what the forum rules state..

However its Soapy and we secretly love to take the piss... "
i will wait and do it in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not sure if this is allowed or not,,

' Don't badmouth other members or "name and shame" ' is what the forum rules state..

However its Soapy and we secretly love to take the piss... i will wait and do it in person

Oh god shes up xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im not sure if this is allowed or not,,

' Don't badmouth other members or "name and shame" ' is what the forum rules state..

However its Soapy and we secretly love to take the piss... i will wait and do it in person

Oh god shes up xx

"
Up? I been up since 6am..baking n doing women stuff, currently waiting for toenails to dry so i can try me new shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been at the dulux angain have we xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Been at the dulux angain have we xx

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Look, just cuz you have worn out ya copy of Gullivers travels n the borrowers dont take it out on me

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