FabSwingers.com forum: What did you get for Father's Day?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was next week???

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Isn't it next Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the 19th dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's next Sunday x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Fuck you got me worried then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

Nothing, but I'll get you a calendar

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Fuck you got me worried then"

Me too I had to check! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.

Dagnabit, for a brief moment thought I'd avoided the cartoon socks this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh, That would explain things!

Oops.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

On fathers day almost 20 years ago, I finally got to shag wiggles, on what was ment to be a hot one night stand with a cute polish girl.... Its resulted in 20 years and two kids... im going to be alot more careful this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

Nothing, but I'll get you a calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg man you gave me a heart attack

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

Maybe you didn't get anything coz its not fathers day today?

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Yeh

I saw post and instantly though "ohh yeh, the wife forgot.. im going to get a free pass to do what ever I like"

And now my hopes are dashed.

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Panic over! Thought the little shits have forgotten

good job I checked before going and giving them a good thrashing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP, I just had a panic attack.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

So did you let it pass quietly or are your kids wondering why you called them ungrateful little shits and stormed out of the house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

You arse. It's next Sunday lol.

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By *rewelad88Man
over a year ago

crewe

Anyone else panic then or just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's woke us all up

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I am not a father and dont have one its an irrelevamt day for me wether its this week or next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed because I know it's next week. Sadly I don't have a father and don't remind my children any more,they are old enough to use a diary and buy a card themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha was just about to get at the weans for forgetting lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Anyone else panic then or just me?

You weren't alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got nothing.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Anyone else panic then or just me?

Not alone I thought I'd missed it yet again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed because I know it's next week. Sadly I don't have a father and don't remind my children any more,they are old enough to use a diary and buy a card themselves. "

I need to get myself an 80's filofax.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I neither gave nor received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not a father and dont have one its an irrelevamt day for me wether its this week or next"

Same here... but we can appreciate our father's even though they are no longer with us.

I will have a glass of my dad's favorite tipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!! 20 odd heart attack victims.

Bet you didn't think you'd be a mass murderer when you woke up this morning.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I got nothing.

You trying to tell us something?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologise for causing any panic....

But I'll probably get bugger all next week either!

So let's side step a little and find out what you'd like to get next Sunday...

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

My daughter is getting me a vintage pink floyd tour t shirt from 1975

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got nothing.

You trying to tell us something?!

No..

*scratches bollocks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two ticket's for Coldplay next sunday...can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My daughter is getting me a vintage pink floyd tour t shirt from 1975"

I went to watch them in Paris in the 90's....

Absolutely awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two ticket's for Coldplay next sunday...can't wait."

Nice.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"So did you let it pass quietly or are your kids wondering why you called them ungrateful little shits and stormed out of the house?"

Just what I was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two ticket's for Coldplay next sunday...can't wait."

Oh my Goodness, do your children hate you that much?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

It's next week which is probably why you got fuckall today lol

Besides do you really need gifts on a certain day each year fro. your children to know they love you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not a father and dont have one its an irrelevamt day for me wether its this week or next"

Ain't you a barrel of laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! I panicked then, I would never of heard the last of it from my mother if I had forgot Farther's day

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I am not a father and dont have one its an irrelevamt day for me wether its this week or next

Ain't you a barrel of laughs

Perhaps he's Jesus and still hasn't forgiven God for the Crucifixion.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh you gave me palpitations!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok, seeing as the OP is a week early....what do you get the Dad who is awesome but has literally everything anyone could ever need!!!

he always says dont get him anything but he does so much for me and my sisters we cant not get him anything

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's fathers day

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My daughter is getting me a vintage pink floyd tour t shirt from 1975"

She loves you!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"ok, seeing as the OP is a week early....what do you get the Dad who is awesome but has literally everything anyone could ever need!!!

he always says dont get him anything but he does so much for me and my sisters we cant not get him anything"

Have a look at Not On The High Street.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's fathers day

no....next week

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"ok, seeing as the OP is a week early....what do you get the Dad who is awesome but has literally everything anyone could ever need!!!

he always says dont get him anything but he does so much for me and my sisters we cant not get him anything

Have a look at Not On The High Street."

i will have a look. he is also annoying because he isnt in to all the star wars/marvel stuff that is doing the rounds, doesnt do football, doesnt really drink, he does rugby but has all the shirts he could want......grrrrr

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

maybe the best gift would be for me to move out of his granny flat and not use his place like a shop/cafe/taxi rank/atm

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

My dad died on Fathers Day and his dad died on the same date in 1942.

Im staying in bed!

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

Don't really want to ask her to get me a sexy lady to pleasure.

So I guess it'll be chocolates

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I saw them on that tour!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"It's fathers day

Next week I panicked when I saw this thread though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's fathers day

no....next week"

Op resend will be both painful and slow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I laughed because I know it's next week. Sadly I don't have a father and don't remind my children any more,they are old enough to use a diary and buy a card themselves.

I need to get myself an 80's filofax."

I still have mine and I think it still has the full 1980's content too haha!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"ok, seeing as the OP is a week early....what do you get the Dad who is awesome but has literally everything anyone could ever need!!!

he always says dont get him anything but he does so much for me and my sisters we cant not get him anything

Have a look at Not On The High Street.

My Dad gets a card and should think himself lucky he does so, all the crap he's put my family through.

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

"My daughter is getting me a vintage pink floyd tour t shirt from 1975

She loves you!!

yes she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you a clue to what I got, it starts with F--- and ends with --l!

So what did you get?

Another day closer to early retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two ticket's for Coldplay next sunday...can't wait.

Oh my Goodness, do your children hate you that much?

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I will get the same next week on Fathers day,as I get for Christmas,Easter an birthday.Swet F A.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, For a thread that I totally cocked up, it's had a great response... and also reminded everyone (including myself) that's it's next Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its this sunday ...well i hope it is ..otherwise i am f****d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh, That would explain things!

Oops.

Aww bless did you think your kids have forgotten you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my independence back

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"ok, seeing as the OP is a week early....what do you get the Dad who is awesome but has literally everything anyone could ever need!!!

he always says dont get him anything but he does so much for me and my sisters we cant not get him anything

Have a look at Not On The High Street.

If he has a fave rugby player there are some great photos to be bought online

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Tbf to the op at least it's the right day now

Anybody get something worthy of a mention?

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