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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got a handy bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

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Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope"

Is that why you're clutching yourself?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

And sadly managed to get on a long distance bus with no toilets... that is somewhat unfortunate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope

Is that why you're clutching yourself? "

Are you watching?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope

Is that why you're clutching yourself? "

If the clutch goes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope"

I'd be screwed

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Making me want a pee just reading it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope

I'd be screwed "

To be honest, another 5 minutes and I would've been too

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt"

Your profile pic is just perfect for this thread

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

According to Karl Pilkington, you should always carry a hot water bottle with you.

He says the funnel bit at the top helps minimise spillage. It's watertight. Plus, if its a cold weather,you'll get some extra warmth with your p1ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you pee out of a window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Karl Pilkington, you should always carry a hot water bottle with you.

He says the funnel bit at the top helps minimise spillage. It's watertight. Plus, if its a cold weather,you'll get some extra warmth with your p1ss "

He's like the Bear Grylls of travel that guy. He knows what he's talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a handy bottle?

Nope, just epic bladder control... I hope

I'd be screwed

To be honest, another 5 minutes and I would've been too"

Well thank the pee pee gods for not stopping you at every traffic light on the way home

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm sat on the loo reading this relieving myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow I don't think a lot of fellas would think of brining a hot water bottle with them given current temperatures... ?? However, there may be a few lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt"

I did this, along with a few mates, when I was much younger....but the bus was going from St Helens...to a night out clubbing in Wigan.

I feel for you......though we did in the end, virtually hijack the bus, so we could all get off and take a piss up a back entry lol!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can't you pee out of a window?"

On a bus? Really???

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Can't you pee out of a window?

On a bus? Really???"

And i always thought the sticky puddle stains on the bus floor were spilt drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Are you nearly there yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now why did i think vomit not pee - wakey wakey

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"now why did i think vomit not pee - wakey wakey "

That's what I originally thought to be honest

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare


"According to Karl Pilkington, you should always carry a hot water bottle with you.

He says the funnel bit at the top helps minimise spillage. It's watertight. Plus, if its a cold weather,you'll get some extra warmth with your p1ss "

Now that's the kind of life enhancing advice I need

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt"

Didn't you go the loo before catching the bus???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt

Didn't you go the loo before catching the bus??? "

Yes I did, but 6/7 pints!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt

Didn't you go the loo before catching the bus???

Yes I did, but 6/7 pints! "

You need more practise!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt

Didn't you go the loo before catching the bus???

Yes I did, but 6/7 pints!

You need more practise!!!"

Clearly, or a chauffeur

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Drinking 6/7 pints before an epic 1 hour + bus journey on the bumpiest roads in Western Europe in not the best idea. In the future do not attempt

Didn't you go the loo before catching the bus???

Yes I did, but 6/7 pints!

You need more practise!!!

Clearly, or a chauffeur"

Practise is more fun

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