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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I Moscow for an England win to wipe the Putin smile from Vladimir's face,,,,,,,

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"I Moscow for an England win to wipe the Putin smile from Vladimir's face,,,,,,,

I'm Putin the kettle for this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I Moscow for an England win to wipe the Putin smile from Vladimir's face,,,,,,,

I'm Putin the kettle for this one

Kiev a cuppa for me...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hing ghar Lund

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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I've been Russian around all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hing ghar Lund

Hing ghar Lund

Have you got the hiccups....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been Russian around all day

Glasnost.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been Russian around all day

Glasnost.....

Gdansk for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been Russian around all day

Glasnost.....

Gdansk for that

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just hope Russia's pairastroika's don't score

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been Russian around all day

Glasnost.....

Gdansk for that

just hope Russia's pairastroika's don't score

There's not a gorbachev in hells chance we'll Yeltsin any ruski goals...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

seriously.... all this puns are shocking....

so disappointed...

just putin that out there.......

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"seriously.... all this puns are shocking....

so disappointed...

just putin that out there......."

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seriously.... all this puns are shocking....

so disappointed...

just putin that out there......."

Is Lenin ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Quit Stalin will ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quit Stalin will ya?"

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Erm..... no I can't say I do... lol

Will you be enlightening us?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Erm..... no I can't say I do... lol

Will you be enlightening us?

Yes indeed

his name was wait for it .......Nick Abolikov

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Two Russian prostitutes

Nika zofalot and Nika zoftonoff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Erm..... no I can't say I do... lol

Will you be enlightening us?

Yes indeed

his name was wait for it .......Nick Abolikov

Ah ok..... now I remember ..... he used to knock about with that girl.... Ivana Phuckalot.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Erm..... no I can't say I do... lol

Will you be enlightening us?

Yes indeed

his name was wait for it .......Nick Abolikov

Ah ok..... now I remember ..... he used to knock about with that girl.... Ivana Phuckalot.....

What a slut she was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK own up who kidnapped the England squad and replaced them with a bunch of enthusiastic footballers.....

I'm liking this side.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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Out with the old and in with the new perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russia deffo the better side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only recognise two of them

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Russia deffo the better side

Shouldn't you be watching big brother?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Whoja nickaknackeroff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only recognise two of them "

I'm sure I've seen that Dier modelling underwear in the Kays catalogue....

It was in the Y-fronts and a string vest section ,,,,,,, he was striking a pose pointing at something way off in the distance......

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Whoja nickaknackeroff?"

No one, I just found it lying around

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Ivana Scoralotov....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only recognise two of them

I'm sure I've seen that Dier modelling underwear in the Kays catalogue....

It was in the Y-fronts and a string vest section ,,,,,,, he was striking a pose pointing at something way off in the distance......

Pointing at it and holding his chin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell,thought we were going to score then

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Whoja nickaknackeroff?

No one, I just found it lying around

The Russian with three testicles

Whoja nickabllockoff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only recognise two of them

I'm sure I've seen that Dier modelling underwear in the Kays catalogue....

It was in the Y-fronts and a string vest section ,,,,,,, he was striking a pose pointing at something way off in the distance......

Pointing at it and holding his chin? "

That's the one.... you spotted him too him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Whoja nickaknackeroff?

No one, I just found it lying around

The Russian with three testicles

Whoja nickabllockoff "

Isn't his cousin Arthur bollockov

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Quit Stalin will ya?

I was just chatting with a Russian guy...... well I think he was Russian ....he introduced himself as Yukanol Fukov.....

I once knew a Russian who was partial to stealing men's testicles, can you guess his name

Whoja nickaknackeroff?

No one, I just found it lying around

The Russian with three testicles

Whoja nickabllockoff

Isn't his cousin Arthur bollockov"

And his some what lairy aunt Martha ripyabollockov

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh well its just a bit of fun....no real harm done,,,

It's only a game.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well its just a bit of fun....no real harm done,,,

It's only a game.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlucky guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roys fault,,,,, too many substitutions near the end...

Totally upset the balance of the team

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Say it like you mean it MissP69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some yummy lookin guys on the pitch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say it like you mean it MissP69

UN-FUCKING LUCKY BOOOYYYSSSSS!! Better for you butty??

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Tidy,cheers butt

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

so how did the rugby go earlier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so how did the rugby go earlier..

Who gives a fuck

Euro 2016 here we gooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy,cheers butt

More than welcome pal

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

We are top of the league

roll on thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

typical england they had all the game and still somehow threw it away

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