FabSwingers.com forum: The question that must be answered.

By *an Holo- OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Which colour do smurfs go when you choke it?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You can't choke smurfs, the just squidge around like balloons

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Purple. Trust me on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purple. Trust me on this."

No that's cocks.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Purple. Trust me on this.

No that's cocks.

Have you met my smurf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purple. Trust me on this.

No that's cocks.

Have you met my smurf? "

Yep. He says you're amazing.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Purple. Trust me on this.

No that's cocks.

Have you met my smurf?

Yep. He says you're amazing. "

He's not wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why why would you want to choke a smurf. What have they ever done to you

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Why why would you want to choke a smurf. What have they ever done to you

You're too young to remember that bloody Christmas song. Grrrr.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Are they hard working British BP Smurfs or a bunch of lazy EU Dutch Shell Smurfs coming over here to steal our British smurf's job?

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

The Dutch ones are orange, silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you choke a smurf in Liverpool you 'cherk a smerf'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't choke a Smurf..... they are fitted with anti choke technology,,

Same as Wombles, Clangers and Tellie-tubbies.....

I thought everyone knew that .....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't try it with a Womble, they don't shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't try it with a Womble, they don't shower

Or a weeble we don't have necks

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"You can't choke a Smurf..... they are fitted with anti choke technology,,

Same as Wombles, Clangers and Tellie-tubbies.....

I thought everyone knew that .....

But they can gag and choke if you put something too large in their mouths

so I've been told.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Don't try it with a Womble, they don't shower

Or a weeble we don't have necks

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you do wobble nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't choke a Smurf..... they are fitted with anti choke technology,,

Same as Wombles, Clangers and Tellie-tubbies.....

I thought everyone knew that .....

But they can gag and choke if you put something too large in their mouths

so I've been told."

Wash those filthy thoughts from your mind you beast

It's Uncle Bulgaria not Vulgaria ....

Potty mouth....

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

The only real way too get rid of smurfs is obvious shoot them or else they will dig your lawn up and shit all over garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only real way too get rid of smurfs is obvious shoot them or else they will dig your lawn up and shit all over garden"

Its all a bit drastic though.....

I mean what's wrong with just putting them in a cage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour do smurfs go when you choke it?"

Smurfs are not real so technically you coundn't actually choke one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't try it with a Womble, they don't shower

Or a weeble we don't have necks

you do wobble nicely

Stop looking at my woobly bits

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Don't try it with a Womble, they don't shower

Or a weeble we don't have necks

you do wobble nicely

Stop looking at my woobly bits

But looking at any of your bits stops my 'bit' from being woobly.

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