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By *issperfection OP   Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

Seriously what happens to the cum in a hot tub does the chlorine sort it

Ive just bought a tub and thought best find out before playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it probably just floats around, getting all sterilised by the chlorine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it will be fine!! Eventually it will go through the filter but the chlorine should sort it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow

PROBLEM SOLVED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They drown!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's what makes all the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swallow

PROBLEM SOLVED "

Lol a mouthful of chlorine, cum and water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules..... "

Fur balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Fur balls "

Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Fur balls

Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth "

Queening and teabagging simultaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swallow

PROBLEM SOLVED "

I like your style X

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Fur balls

Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth "

We know why, it's all floating in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to do some research by arranging a bukkake into your hot tub.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

It floats round on the top , and sticks to everyone.

Eventually the filters will deal with it.

But you will find it stuck to the filters; and have to scrape it off.

Quite unpleasant really

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"It floats round on the top , and sticks to everyone.

Eventually the filters will deal with it.

But you will find it stuck to the filters; and have to scrape it off.

Quite unpleasant really"

Food does that

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I suppose it's one way of getting bubbly cum ...thickens the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Fur balls

Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth

We know why, it's all floating in the jacuzzi "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Fur balls

Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth

We know why, it's all floating in the jacuzzi

"

Floating dental floss ...

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By *issperfection OP   Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

Think water change and clean filters after any fun sounds like the minimum

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules..... "

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Well you can usually skim the worst off the top:

Yuk

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Cum in hot tub"

You're probably better off with water, unless you have a lot of prodigious friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

"

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

On a serious note, I'm told it fucks your filters.....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

"

You just couldn't stop there could you!

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Why don't you just have sex and be done with it. I mean, once it leaves your body it's hers and if she gets it in your hot tub you can charge her for having it cleaned. Dirty bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you! "

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nothing beats chucking it down her throat anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder...... "

there was no need for that

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By *issperfection OP   Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

Hanky panky

Its got new style washable ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one has mentioned the "cum-scum" yet?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder...... "

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cum in hot tub"

You're probably better off with water, unless you have a lot of prodigious friends!"

Fook sake diet all over my phone

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Nothing beats chucking it down her throat anyway "

I gotta admire your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen! "

Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......

He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,

I think he might have been German...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!

Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......

He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,

I think he might have been German... "

Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!

Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......

He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,

I think he might have been German...

Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely "

Oh don't let my experiences influence you....

All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine......

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!

Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......

He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,

I think he might have been German...

Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely

Oh don't let my experiences influence you....

All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine...... "

then dose myself in bleach on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never getting into a hot-tub!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....

Like little hairy globules.....

Well I don't know which is worse......

Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,

You just couldn't stop there could you!

Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......

I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!

Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......

He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,

I think he might have been German...

Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely

Oh don't let my experiences influence you....

All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine...... then dose myself in bleach on the way out "

Yes a liberal application of bleach and always tackle any stubborn particles with a stiff brush followed by a thorough rinse ......

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It should solidify, like the protein in egg whites.

Chlorine tends to act more at the surface of solids imo, so it would take some significant time to degrade the whole mass. We could talk for some time about the chemical processes underway but ideally a filter would remove it and be quicker than a lump of cum being denatured by Chlorine.

If you're on the Atkins Diet gobble it up quickly. Hot tub cum broth.

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By *ungry.like.the.WolfCouple
over a year ago

SouthWest


"Nothing beats chucking it down her throat anyway "

I disagree. Nothing beats plastering her with it and having her girlfriend lick it off.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

All the women will have kids with blonde hair

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By *ungry.like.the.WolfCouple
over a year ago

SouthWest


"It should solidify, like the protein in egg whites."

This... This is why should also not wank in the bath. Warm water congeales seamen and it sticks to bloody everything. Hottub jizz is a bad idea.

Always wash it off with soap and cold water.

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield


"It floats round on the top , and sticks to everyone.

Eventually the filters will deal with it.

But you will find it stuck to the filters; and have to scrape it off.

Quite unpleasant really"

and stuck to your sheets when you wake up in the morning

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