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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to say iam off to pick a new car and i have to say i will use my boobs and my lips to try and get a better deal shallow i no but come on girls if we have them lets use them..... p.s if i was the sales man i would feel sorry for him pmsfl xxx so share with me what you have used to get what you want xxxxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There’s no need to feel sorry for the salesman. Unless he is the owner of some dodgy little car lot, the sales guy is restricted as to what deals he can or can’t give you by the company he works for – regardless of whether you flaunt your tits, pout your lips or even give him a tit wank in the back of your chosen vehicle….. you’ll just be giving him something to have a laugh about down the pub with his mates... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a big stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tit wank if he says please.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and what did you do with the stick?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

He he he you should do well if your car shopping. They can’t give them away at the moment, and if your going to use your charms you will do even better. Just don’t buy the first one you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and what did you do with the stick? "

knocked three colours of shite outa them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and what did you do with the stick?

knocked three colours of shite outa them "

i often pout at a driver to let me out when am stuck in traffic and that often works. and if it doesnt the finger goes up

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"and what did you do with the stick?

knocked three colours of shite outa them

i often pout at a driver to let me out when am stuck in traffic and that often works. and if it doesnt the finger goes up"

If people smile you do let them out, but not if they are driving a big flash car. Much happier letting the smiling woman out in her mumtruck than the geezer in the merc I have to admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.

sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.

sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!!"
ooh you tart ! lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol freddie but thanks anyway xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

good on you babe and even better when you are next to a guy in traffic lights and he is in his truck looking down.......mmmmm i wonder what they can see xxxxx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.

sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!!"

Oooo gowd no I don’t drive a Merc that’s just not me. I do find though you get a far different reaction from people letting you out depending what your driving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"good on you babe and even better when you are next to a guy in traffic lights and he is in his truck looking down.......mmmmm i wonder what they can see xxxxx "

I did have a L200 truck a bit back, was a lot of fun looking down through passenger windows at lights. Amazing what you can see. Made me envy truckers I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dirty boy fresh........ but you can be next to me any time at traffic lights xxxxxxx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx"

Best car to be let out in? Mmmm well that’s a good question? My mate has a classic 1974 ford escort and every one lets him out as it’s a blast from the past for many. I would guess though maybe a beetle or a minni at a guess.

As for what I drive well it’s a big blue pussy if im pushed to say, but I do get let in in traffic as I do smile at other drivers just a little.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i just smile all the while and it makes me look simple so everybody does everything for me anyway as they dont think im capable.

In the words of my boyfriend "Your a very bright girl............... when you choose to be"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you are ace babe love it xxxxx but w can all be bright when we want to be xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a good deal on a car....

Take a man ....... silly!

(Pokes and runs like fook lol...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want a good deal on a car....

Take a man ....... silly!

(Pokes and runs like fook lol...)

"

yeah of course we need the guy, he needs to get his plastic out doesnt he

and yeah if it wasnt for the truce, then dude you would be in big trouble wih us girlies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or know someone that works for maybe say audi/vw or seat lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Or know someone that works for maybe say audi/vw or seat lol"

Lots of companies have disocunt if you you work for certain inductries, which can be passed on to family member.

I got 13% knocked of a Vauxhall cos my brother works for Royal Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want a good deal on a car....

Take a man ....... silly!

(Pokes and runs like fook lol...)

yeah of course we need the guy, he needs to get his plastic out doesnt he

and yeah if it wasnt for the truce, then dude you would be in big trouble wih us girlies"

Theres a Truce?? Eh???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont need a man babe did it all on my own..........

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx"

Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont need a man babe did it all on my own.......... "

Theres always that one car they can't shift......

Wasn't the demo model was it??

Nothing in the world handles quite like the demo model on a test drive pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx

Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!"

Is that cockney rhyming slang

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx

Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!

Is that cockney rhyming slang "

HAHAHA

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx

Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!

Is that cockney rhyming slang "

YES! I can be a bit Beligarunt!

[Closest I could get...]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mgot nearly 2k off a brand new Peugeot 207 3 months ago. I'm a bloke and so was the salesman lol

The fact is, they cannot give the bloody things away and there are some crackin' deals out there tits or not.

Stand your ground, if he says 'no can do' walk away I'll gaurantee that he'll 'have a word with his boss' and 'see what he can do'

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.

Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.

Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!! "

You thinking of Shitroen ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

got myself my car guys a good deal pick it up friday yeah me lol xxxx so guess what car you think i got? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got myself my car guys a good deal pick it up friday yeah me lol xxxx so guess what car you think i got? xxx"

Vauxhall Corsa ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

feck me iam i so see through? xxxlol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and it's blue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Blimey redhot is really Derren Brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

god no its silver one sxi no less lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm the fecking car salesman pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god no its silver one sxi no less lol xxx"

Dammit !! The wife said silver as well. Cou;ld have had a double whammy there as well - how clever would I have looked ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ho ho ho lol xxxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.

Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!!

You thinking of Shitroen ? "

Yeah, or a RenHALT or a Peug...Oh!!! All lose money like a novice at a crap table!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

always lisen to the wife............ xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always lisen to the wife............ xxxx"

One day I'll learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bad hubby spank spank xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure with your charm and looks nicepair you will probably end up with an expensive car for nowt lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

awwww swing thanks but its only a corsa lol xxxx boobs just did not work for me 2 day pmsfl xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwww swing thanks but its only a corsa lol xxxx boobs just did not work for me 2 day pmsfl xxxxxxx "

Maybe the salesman was a poof ? Bet you never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

boy did i try lol xx low top lush lips but nada ffs yes he was defo gay lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bodies that gay lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah guess what nicepair...i drive a silver vauxhall corsair....i think its a cute little car....but that common when i parked it in manchester airport carpark the other week. i couldnt fiind it when i returned home. chuffing thing was hiding from me

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