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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! " Haha, ditto, for a variety of reasons! All applications carefully considered!   | |||
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"Did I fail the inter_iew last time? HR never sent me the follow up letter" But did you send your application in duplicate?? | |||
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"I'm sure your fwb's will be happy to hear their being 'cleared out'..." Was thinking that myself! Also have a feeling that if a guy posted this he'd be torn to shreds!  | |||
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"Did I fail the inter_iew last time? HR never sent me the follow up letter But did you send your application in duplicate?? "Triplicate with a hard copy | |||
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"Did I fail the inter_iew last time? HR never sent me the follow up letter But did you send your application in duplicate??
Triplicate with a hard copy"Oh the hard copy is essential....perhaps the jury are still out?  | |||
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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! " Sorry. Not my type. Good luck though. | |||
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"OP, are you putting them out for reuse or recycling or rubbish? " Worn out and on their way to the tip as we speak | |||
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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! " Watch that sell by date.... | |||
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"I'm sure your fwb's will be happy to hear their being 'cleared out'... Was thinking that myself! Also have a feeling that if a guy posted this he'd be torn to shreds! " | |||
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"I'm sure your fwb's will be happy to hear their being 'cleared out'... Was thinking that myself! Also have a feeling that if a guy posted this he'd be torn to shreds!
"I thought it was said kind of tongue in cheek to be honest.  | |||
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"I'm sure your fwb's will be happy to hear their being 'cleared out'... Was thinking that myself! Also have a feeling that if a guy posted this he'd be torn to shreds!
I thought it was said kind of tongue in cheek to be honest. "Not so friendly to former friends with benefits but as long as they find it tongue in cheek, I guess. | |||
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"I'm sure your fwb's will be happy to hear their being 'cleared out'... Was thinking that myself! Also have a feeling that if a guy posted this he'd be torn to shreds!
I thought it was said kind of tongue in cheek to be honest. "Saying 'everything should go' I'm not so sure. I think if I was one of the guy's that was being talked about I wouldn't feel so good. | |||
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 As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock."Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum. "I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it. And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey."I'm sure your meat are used to your humour. Again, for me, even if my FWB weren't on Fab, I'd still wouldn't be talking about them negatively on a forum. But then we all have different levels of respect eh. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
I'm sure your meat are used to your humour. Again, for me, even if my FWB weren't on Fab, I'd still wouldn't be talking about them negatively on a forum. But then we all have different levels of respect eh. " | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
I'm sure your meat are used to your humour. Again, for me, even if my FWB weren't on Fab, I'd still wouldn't be talking about them negatively on a forum. But then we all have different levels of respect eh. "Good for you dear. Seriously | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey."We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill... | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill..."I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
"But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses. "Oh fsss it was a joke. I apologise wholeheartedly to those who've misread the tone. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses.
Oh fsss it was a joke. I apologise wholeheartedly to those who've misread the tone."I don't care, I'm pointing out that your upset could have been avoided by not over sharing. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses.
Oh fsss it was a joke. I apologise wholeheartedly to those who've misread the tone.
I don't care, I'm pointing out that your upset could have been avoided by not over sharing. "Um thanks. Because I'm really upset. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses.
Oh fsss it was a joke. I apologise wholeheartedly to those who've misread the tone."You're OP wasn't a big deal, I was merely agreeing that I wouldn't like that to be said about me. Your comments for me having an opinion however...  | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting "It's way too hot and muggy for all to argue. It was merely differences in _iew. | |||
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"Christ some of you have no ruddy sense of humour As Knitter said, tounge in cheek. And love that presume they're from here.
Can't abide this passive aggressive bitchy bollocks.
Probably get me a ban. I don't give a right bollock.
Nothing bitchy nor passive aggressive about my _iew. I'd be mortified if someone joked about binning me off on the forum.
I have a twisted sense of humour. Deal with it.
And again, love, LOVE that you presume they're on here. As if life doesn't exist off Fab. I know for some it doesn't but hey.
We don't need to deal with it really,we're just responding to your apparent sense of humour,you seem a little irrate,chill love chill...
I'm chilled dear. Just find it fascinating how chaps can get away with lewd, inappropriate and ridiculous 'banter'. Yet a woman does it and gets the side eye.
But they don't on here. No one does, someone will always take offence. It's just a private thing that needn't be shared, that's how you could have avoided getting upset over bad responses.
Oh fsss it was a joke. I apologise wholeheartedly to those who've misread the tone.
I don't care, I'm pointing out that your upset could have been avoided by not over sharing.
Um thanks. Because I'm really upset."Carry on being agitated, aggressive and swearing at people then. Show them just how not upset you really are! | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting
It's way too hot and muggy for all to argue. It was merely differences in _iew. "I genuinely apologise to you. My tone in text sometimes comes across more irate and angry than it would be with a pint in my hand. | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting "Well get in there man,put yourself forward!  | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance?" You know I do dear | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do "Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman. | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting
It's way too hot and muggy for all to argue. It was merely differences in _iew.
I genuinely apologise to you. My tone in text sometimes comes across more irate and angry than it would be with a pint in my hand. "You gonna get us all a round now then? | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting
Well get in there man,put yourself forward! "He was just sorting his five loaves first. | |||
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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! " I got one you can have! Lol xxx | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do
Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman. "Ha!!! Good luck with that | |||
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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! I got one you can have! Lol xxx " Good God woman you like to live on the danger side dont you | |||
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"Awww, and it was just starting to heat up and get interesting
It's way too hot and muggy for all to argue. It was merely differences in _iew.
I genuinely apologise to you. My tone in text sometimes comes across more irate and angry than it would be with a pint in my hand. "Ffs someone get her a drink  | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do
Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman.
Ha!!! Good luck with that "Now listen hear lady you just hop to and do as your told
**who am I kidding I sound like fooking Mary Poppins again** | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do
Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman.
Ha!!! Good luck with that
Now listen hear lady you just hop to and do as your told
**who am I kidding I sound like fooking Mary Poppins again**"Hahahaaa
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do
Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman.
Ha!!! Good luck with that
Now listen hear lady you just hop to and do as your told
**who am I kidding I sound like fooking Mary Poppins again**"Omg should be here not hear. What a knob  | |||
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"OP do you own a spanking bench or stocks by any chance? You know I do
Good good now please select how you'd like to be disciplined for your poor choice of humour. Im on my way over so make ready woman.
Ha!!! Good luck with that
Now listen hear lady you just hop to and do as your told
**who am I kidding I sound like fooking Mary Poppins again**
Hahahaaa
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I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!! | |||
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"Don't want a relationship with any of my FWBs but their libido doesn't match mine. So having a clear out. Need fresh meat/meets! I got one you can have! Lol xxx Mine's not on here! Lol xxx Good God woman you like to live on the danger side dont you " | |||
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good luck op.
I am looking for a fwb, any ladies looking for a fwb, you know what to do. | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!! "Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with | |||
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"Whilst not applying for this ladies fwb position, good luck op.
I am looking for a fwb, any ladies looking for a fwb, you know what to do. "Cricket, that's not a profile, that's an essay. XXX | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!!
Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with"and do thing's with socially as well as the sex side | |||
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"I really was being a bit thick, wasn't I? "Yes | |||
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"I really was being a bit thick, wasn't I? "The lingo gets me all the time | |||
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"Whilst not applying for this ladies fwb position, good luck op.
I am looking for a fwb, any ladies looking for a fwb, you know what to do.
Cricket, that's not a profile, that's an essay. XXX"I think it's a very good reflection of me, | |||
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"I really was being a bit thick, wasn't I? "Not a real swinger blah blah blah | |||
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"I really was being a bit thick, wasn't I?
Yes "Thanks. I'm sorry but I haven't got any soul left but I've a bit of battered cod left from Friday's lunch. Would that do? | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!!
Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with
and do thing's with socially as well as the sex side "I don't do things socially with mine, we chat a lot though xxx | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!!
Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with
and do thing's with socially as well as the sex side
I don't do things socially with mine, we chat a lot though xxx"that would make them more of an FB | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!!
Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with
and do thing's with socially as well as the sex side
I don't do things socially with mine, we chat a lot though xxxthat would make them more of an FB " | |||
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"I really was being a bit thick, wasn't I?
Yes
Thanks. I'm sorry but I haven't got any soul left but I've a bit of battered cod left from Friday's lunch. Would that do?"Ay | |||
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"Am I being thick today or something? Will someone tell me what FWB stands for please. Is this something I should be worried about? I'm so confused I'm not going to allow anymore swingers into my house until I know what the hells going on!!
Friend with benefits...i.e. Friend you have sex with"Tut tut, you really should not mislead people like that... FWB = Full Width Bottom | |||
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