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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Just had an argument with the guy upstairs about my pampas grass blocking out the light. He says its tacky and very 1980's and that I shouldn't even have a windowbox on the sixth floor.

His wife smiled, whispered she thinks she knows why I grew it and said she would be down to discuss it later after the old man has gone to the working men's club.

At least she seems nice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think the three of you should get together and thrash it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in a building once where my Polish neighbours thought I controlled their boiler. They'd always leave me angry notes in broken English, saying how bad I am at boilering. I'd knock and say I can't help, they need to speak to their landlord.

Off topic, just made me think of them mad bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lived in a building once where my Polish neighbours thought I controlled their boiler. They'd always leave me angry notes in broken English, saying how bad I am at boilering. I'd knock and say I can't help, they need to speak to their landlord.

Off topic, just made me think of them mad bastards. "

"bad...at boilering"

I have this image of you in the basement heating water over coals.

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

dont get into world war 3 withe them

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just had an argument with the guy upstairs about my pampas grass blocking out the light. He says its tacky and very 1980's and that I shouldn't even have a windowbox on the sixth floor.

His wife smiled, whispered she thinks she knows why I grew it and said she would be down to discuss it later after the old man has gone to the working men's club.

At least she seems nice. "
hahaha very funny..they might make great tickling sticks or if dried a cane

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not strong enough to swing from

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Just had an argument with the guy upstairs about my pampas grass blocking out the light. He says its tacky and very 1980's and that I shouldn't even have a windowbox on the sixth floor.

His wife smiled, whispered she thinks she knows why I grew it and said she would be down to discuss it later after the old man has gone to the working men's club.

At least she seems nice. "

Tidy up the flat. I think it's on like pong with the misses

MrsSB

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I might fluff up the duvet

Just in case

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I told my mum about pampass grass being associated with swinging and she promptly ordered my dad to dig it up. Two days later she asked me how I knew.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Careful you don't yank her ankle bracelet off in all those rough n tumble arguments!

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan


"I told my mum about pampass grass being associated with swinging and she promptly ordered my dad to dig it up. Two days later she asked me how I knew. "

I had no idea this was a thing!

Good luck tonight OP. Keep us updated!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Not strong enough to swing from"

You need a chandelier to swing from. Make sure you open the window first

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The last time she came round she broke the floor light trying to pole dance.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"I told my mum about pampass grass being associated with swinging and she promptly ordered my dad to dig it up. Two days later she asked me how I knew.

I had no idea this was a thing!

Good luck tonight OP. Keep us updated!"

I don't know if it's an urban myth or not but it was supposedly used to secretly advertise yourselves as swingers back in the 70s.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I told my mum about pampass grass being associated with swinging and she promptly ordered my dad to dig it up. Two days later she asked me how I knew.

I had no idea this was a thing!

Good luck tonight OP. Keep us updated!

I don't know if it's an urban myth or not but it was supposedly used to secretly advertise yourselves as swingers back in the 70s. "
dropped me car keys in the pampas once, ended up pulling a garden gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember growing up my aunt dug hers up because the neighbour asked if they were swingers that was the 70s !

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I remember growing up my aunt dug hers up because the neighbour asked if they were swingers that was the 70s !"

They didn't like publicising it back then. Some things don't change

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did she dig up the pampas and put in a hot tub? lol

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Did she dig up the pampas and put in a hot tub? lol"

I was thinking of that but the balcony isn't big enough

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Did she dig up the pampas and put in a hot tub? lol

I was thinking of that but the balcony isn't big enough "

paddling pool with fish tank air pump might fit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass indicating swingers,

a box of OMO washing powder ( not sure if they still sell it) was an indication that the Old Man Out, that one was an old Navy wives tale.

Anklets for Hotwives!

I'm sure there are many more! Just need to know the signs I guess!

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