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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm away with the lads and everyone's telling jokes. Help me out fab peeps and give me a funny one x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Why is a prostitute like a bungee jump?

Both cost about fifty quid, last about three minutes and if the rubber snaps you're fucked!

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

[Removed by poster at 10/06/16 13:44:04]

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

What's big and hard and makes women moan ......? An ironing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys both got a laugh x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish fans ...the number is 0800 10 10 10...

That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Should have said... Not to be told in Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may get this you may not but being from Wakefield you sure will X

A Yorkshire man goes into a jewellers and says "can you make me a statue of me my whippet?"

The jeweller say " of course I can eighteen carrat?"

The Yorkshireman says "no just a bone like any other normal dog"

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Man goes to Dr's for his wife's test results and is told that there has been a mix up. The Dr says, "we're not sure if you wife has alzheimers or aids."

The man replies, "how will I know?" and the Dr replies, "send her to the shops, if she returns DON'T fuck her!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have said... Not to be told in Glasgow "

Aye, someone will kiss you!!

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple
over a year ago

Epsom

I have tickets to the Euro 2016 final. Unfortunately it clashes with my wedding so I can't go.

If anyone wants to go in my place then it's the St Andrew's church in Brighton and the girl's name is Sarah.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"I have tickets to the Euro 2016 final. Unfortunately it clashes with my wedding so I can't go.

If anyone wants to go in my place then it's the St Andrew's church in Brighton and the girl's name is Sarah."

I'm free that day. What's she look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it turns out Roy castle is Beyoncé's biological father!

I bet she doesn't take his surname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trump got a new arse hole,

The arsehole rejected him!

Thanks Derek and Clive

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