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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.

Please feel free to join in.

1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.

2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!

3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.

4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".

5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"

6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".

7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.

8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away

9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!

10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.

11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".

12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.

13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.

14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.

15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.

16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"

18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before

21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.

22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."

23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.

24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"

25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1 play with ants

2 fix focus

2 fix 2nd

3 take cmax for mot. This may end up jumping the queue depending on time

4 service golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be your friend. I've not stopped laughing at this op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.

Please feel free to join in.

1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.

2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!

3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.

4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".

5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"

6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".

7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.

8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away

9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!

10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.

11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".

12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.

13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.

14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.

15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.

16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"

18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before

21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.

22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."

23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.

24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"

25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"

"

As it's nearly lunchtime already you've got a busy day ahead.

Let's us know how you get on.

Noticed you didn't have "shag markoh" on your list or "get Fab button fixed".

#dissapointed.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You made my eyes leak again!!!!!

But this time with laughter

xx

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Thank you i uave the biggest smile and im pissing my self

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You made my eyes leak again!!!!!

But this time with laughter

xx"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You are absolutely hillarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are absolutely hillarious."

True story says so in my profile

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"You are absolutely hillarious.

True story says so in my profile

"

Brilliant profile... have you considered doing a Blog as I think many of us would find it very funny.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

26. Shout "Dave" really loud in a busy public place and wave at whoever turns around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait by the condom aisle in Boots. When a man stops to look at them walk up next to him and ask if he can try an extra large on for size for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My to do list is a little less adventurous!

I'm aiming for a solid 8 hours of sofa surfing....starting....now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.

Please feel free to join in.

1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.

2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!

3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.

4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".

5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"

6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".

7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.

8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away

9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!

10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.

11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".

12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.

13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.

14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.

15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.

16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"

18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before

21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.

22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."

23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.

24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"

25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"

"

Love this!

I kind of did no8 in New York, inspired by elf, I got in and pressed all the buttons. The others in the elevatooor were not impressed. I had to get out on the next level, I didn't feel safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait by the condom aisle in Boots. When a man stops to look at them walk up next to him and ask if he can try an extra large on for size for you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.

Please feel free to join in.

1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.

2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!

3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.

4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".

5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"

6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".

7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.

8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away

9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!

10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.

11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".

12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.

13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.

14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.

15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.

16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"

18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before

21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.

22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."

23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.

24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"

25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"

"

Cheers Ms Knitter.... needed a laugh and this one hit the spot perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In public with a partner randomly shouting at each other, 'don't shout at me','no, you don't shout at me'

Oh the stares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In public with a partner randomly shouting at each other, 'don't shout at me','no, you don't shout at me'

Oh the stares

"

Ummmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super duper fab to do list

Survive the working day

Run 8 miles without my knees falling to bits

Get the gin in and watch the footy

Then i may have a sly one depending on my level of d*unkenness

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Get off train

Find a nice lunch and cold drink

Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.

Book into room

Have sex

Go for a drink and then club (more sex)

Have more sex after club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get off train

Find a nice lunch and cold drink

Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.

Book into room

Have sex

Go for a drink and then club (more sex)

Have more sex after club"

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off train

Find a nice lunch and cold drink

Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.

Book into room

Have sex

Go for a drink and then club (more sex)

Have more sex after club"
I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo God that's to funny I can imagine people do it haha... think I might try some my self op a day see what Mr p say's. ..think he will just look at me like I have gone crazy

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

Do one better. ..my name is Spartacus...did it at festival other week at toasty stall....about 50 d*unk revellers joined in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 19 i'm going to try next time I'm in Starbucks. I always give a ransom name, but forget what I said. It's ends in lots of confusion when they're calling a name. I'm looking round then think, oh yes, that's me.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random not ransom. I'm not Dick Turpin.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another Staebucks one, order a coffee and tell them you're name "Bueller" then hide in the corner....

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Knitter you made me laugh so hard I now have hiccups, I so want a girls night out with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I've seen this list before somewhere, and promised myself I'd try a few, here are the results!

6. Got asked... firmly... to leave.

7. The shop assistant actually went to ask someone senior if they had any!

10. Nearly got punched.. twice!

16. The taxi driver laughed, said "Nice one!" and then said, "Ok, you've had your fun, now on your bike sunshine!"

20. Nearly caused a riot in a kebab/burger bar. No idea why?

21. Got given a French fry for free, but got thrown out by as member of staff wielding a sweeping brush when I insisted on paying something for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a key ring with a quacking duck on it.

I used to press it when walking behind someone in the street.

They'd look round slightly puzzled, then I'd look round aaaaaaaand repeat.

Quack, quack.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

My mate did the Starbucks one, spoke in a foreign accent and called himself Jakov... apparently the girl calling the name suddenly went red when half the shop started laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mate did the Starbucks one, spoke in a foreign accent and called himself Jakov... apparently the girl calling the name suddenly went red when half the shop started laughing!

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Lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

26. Go to Tesco fill up trolly. Woke out.

27. Rick roll someone by mail

28. Zip/button jacket back to front and walk/run backwards

29. Walk around high fiving people shouting "well done"

30. Go Tesco and ask to pay with library card

Mrs SB

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Get off train

Find a nice lunch and cold drink

Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.

Book into room

Have sex

Go for a drink and then club (more sex)

Have more sex after club I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too?

"

Nope its todays plan, but so far newport is balls and cant get room till gone 4.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

The diet water works. If you can keep a straight face and convince them that it has raspberry and pomegranate extract which helps you lose weight by speeding up your metabolism, and is actually called diet water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tske it you have the day off OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tske it you have the day off OP?

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Why do you think that

this is how I make a living dude. Oh and part time builder at legoland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want your job..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want your job..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your job..lol

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That would be the best job in the world!

Did you see the story the other day about the guy who spent God knows how many hours building a Lego sculpture, put it on display saying don't touch, a kid decided not to obey that and smashed it up! Lol

bet he was pissed!

Googled it

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/02/boy-destroys-lego-zootopia-statue-worth-10000-that-took-three-da/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off train

Find a nice lunch and cold drink

Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.

Book into room

Have sex

Go for a drink and then club (more sex)

Have more sex after club I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too?

Nope its todays plan, but so far newport is balls and cant get room till gone 4."

Newport? Why not Cardiff? Never mind, you will be in your room soon, sigh...

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