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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the person asking

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Depends who it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Confused because I don't drink coffee

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

If it was you. Really good

MrsSB

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depends on where you were at the time...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

If I fancied him then great,if not I'd feel a tinsy bit awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incredibly happy! Lol

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By *lubitMan
over a year ago

Telford

Flattered if it was a guy, but decline.

If it was a woman I'd have to wait for the swelling to go down before exiting Costa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends on who's asking.

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Are we just talking a random question over coffee or at a fab social coffee ???

Either way I'd probably piss myself laughing but the answer would depend on who's asking

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"All depends on who's asking.

I'm asking

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we just talking a random question over coffee or at a fab social coffee ???

Either way I'd probably piss myself laughing but the answer would depend on who's asking

A random question. Just chucked in there out of the blue.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Look into said sorry is there any need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go red and get all shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one asks me on here so they aren't going to say it over coffee

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Look into said sorry is there any need

See even my phone hates me...

I said sorry.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd go red and get all shy

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how good the coffee is

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"No one asks me on here so they aren't going to say it over coffee

Nice slippers dude

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"Are we just talking a random question over coffee or at a fab social coffee ???

Either way I'd probably piss myself laughing but the answer would depend on who's asking

A random question. Just chucked in there out of the blue.

Then just for the randomness I'd probably say fuck it why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would check the date to make sure it wasn't April the 1st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look into said sorry is there any need

See even my phone hates me...

I said sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id end up spitting coffee all over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richer. If we had just consumed a meal at The Fat Duck, I'd present her with the bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Wanted

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Look into said sorry is there any need

See even my phone hates me...

I said sorry.

I'm going to try it next time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one asks me on here so they aren't going to say it over coffee

Nice slippers dude

Cheers Blady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd blush

then go shy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go red and get all shy

Fancy a fuck

Get your bike leathers, you've pulled

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Probs swipe the coffee off the table and say lets do it right here right bow i dont care who is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the moon!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd go red and get all shy

Fancy a fuck

Get your bike leathers, you've pulled

Giggles like a girl. Really

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Honestly? I'd be embarrassed as I'd be worried people would be listening. If it was said quietly though I'd say 'yeah!'

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Let's go for coffee and I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Like the Barista was angling for a large tip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a guy leaning in and whispering in my ear "I really want to rip your clothes" I would be dragging him out of the coffee shop and snogging his face off in no time

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

I'd wonder how they got the job at Starbucks with such poor customer service skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the person asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?"

Work canteen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

Oh my goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I would feel there's something more than coffee in their cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly? I'd be embarrassed as I'd be worried people would be listening. If it was said quietly though I'd say 'yeah!'

Would you like to fuck me?

*whispers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be shocked if it was my nan

She died 12 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd feel let down that they bought me coffee when I'd asked for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to ask while immersed in a glass of rosé

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Much prefer a guy leaning in and whispering in my ear "I really want to rip your clothes" I would be dragging him out of the coffee shop and snogging his face off in no time

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

There is something deniably exciting about the question though, someone sitting next to you asking that...looking into your eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged just that to a woman in the pub last friday....lets see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be shocked if it was my nan

She died 12 years ago "

I think I would just be shocked my nan wanted to fuck my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say no thanks but my wife might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say no thanks but my wife might

And her number is ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone takes me out for coffee and asks, I'll report back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

That's put a different spin on my answer.

Everyone in my works canteen is male.

And they're huge.

And they carry guns.

So they don't tend to "ask" if you fancy a fuck......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

That's put a different spin on my answer.

Everyone in my works canteen is male.

And they're huge.

And they carry guns.

So they don't tend to "ask" if you fancy a fuck......

I'd like a job at your place of work

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

I'd be a little shocked but confidence is sexy.

At least the other person is then aware of your intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason we'd be having coffee in the first place is because there is some level of attraction... And so yes, I like the confidence the woman displays by saying that and would immediately suggest that we ditch the coffee...

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'd try not to splurt my cappuccino everywhere. ...then depending on who it is answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new advert for Specsavers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked it on more than one occasions, sometimes you get a straight yes, other times you get isn't it fucking obvious I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

That's put a different spin on my answer.

Everyone in my works canteen is male.

And they're huge.

And they carry guns.

So they don't tend to "ask" if you fancy a fuck......

Are you really a spy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Sick.

I don't like coffee

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

I think I might just answer where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

Sounds like a good day in the office to me.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

Sounds like a good day in the office to me.

Sarah "

I'm hoping it will brighten his day up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incredibly happy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them explain why they'd think that in the first place / what vibes I'd been giving off / what signals they thought they'd seen

If the answers were good enough and they had the balls to answer then yeah I probably would

If they started squirming or falling over their words, chances are I wouldn't

Sexual confidence and an out of context setting can be a very heady mix

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

If it was a hairy arsed scaffolder in a building site hut.....I'd be be quite nervous . I mean , it's against site regulations for a kick off .

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Would depend who it is. If I'm not keen I'd feel pressured. If I am keen then game on!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Honestly? I'd be embarrassed as I'd be worried people would be listening. If it was said quietly though I'd say 'yeah!'

Would you like to fuck me?

*whispers*"

****YES!!!!!******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was someone who I fancied the pants off of?... I'd probably blush bright red, grin hugely and lose my vocabulary apart from single syllable words like "wow", "Really" and if I could gather my wits enough "okay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Uneasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

Sounds like a good day in the office to me.

Sarah

I'm hoping it will brighten his day up.

Are we going to find out his response later ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wouldn't bother me if they asked.

if i didn't want to i'd laugh though and tell them no.

if i wanted to i'd say maybe coz i like being a tease.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Have been asked that often!!!

Usually leads to fits of giggles followed by an emphatic no!!

But might have been tempted once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd think ,the drugs are working.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I don't think Starbucks allow that sorta thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

Sounds like a good day in the office to me.

Sarah

I'm hoping it will brighten his day up.

Are we going to find out his response later ?

Sarah "

Nope.

However... I'm only going to ask if I get the feeling the answer will be positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id laugh whoever it was especially if it was out of the blue.

Then id say well i suppose youve bought me a drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

That's put a different spin on my answer.

Everyone in my works canteen is male.

And they're huge.

And they carry guns.

So they don't tend to "ask" if you fancy a fuck......

I'd like a job at your place of work

Kinky.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Starbucks, Costa or Neros?

Work canteen.

That's put a different spin on my answer.

Everyone in my works canteen is male.

And they're huge.

And they carry guns.

So they don't tend to "ask" if you fancy a fuck......

Are you really a spy ?"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*taps nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a please is added at the end of the sentence I might oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a please is added at the end of the sentence I might oblige "

Noted.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If it was out of the blue they'd end up with a mouthful of foamy latte as I guffawed. Then I'd consider the question. If I wanted to fuck them back then I might then choose not to assume they were joking.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

would never happen...i dont drink coffee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Uncomfortable if it was someone I didn't know or didn't fancy that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably say yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would most proabably chole on my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choke i meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

I would make me feel like taking them to the bathroom...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Probably question myself if i heard right then ask them to repeat the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone asked you this over a coffee... how would it make you feel...?

Flattered and horny.

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By *anthesinglemanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm not sure - but I'd be willing to sit drinking coffee waiting to find out - my guess is the caffeine will keep my going until the situation arises

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