FabSwingers.com forum: Worst pain

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst pain I ever had in my life was when I was traveling in Peru and got altitude sickness. There was days I just wanted to die, and I'm not exaggerating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought the worst pain was toothache / earache... But that is delightful compared to the agony caused by a gastric ulcer. That is completely debilitating to me and hands down is something I attempt to avoid aggravating at all costs.

Cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smacking your little toe off something wooden. The last time I did it I broke it :/ couldn't walk properly for a few weeks afterwards

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

worst pain is having Gall stones, pancretitis, Ive been suffering Gall stone attacks for 7 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst pain is having Gall stones, pancretitis, Ive been suffering Gall stone attacks for 7 months.

I sympathise, I had mine out in 2013 and the relief was amazing! Are you on a waiting list to have them removed?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Took both barrels from a 600kg horse in the forearm, compound facture of radius and ulna, bone poking out, hand flopping about on the end - you have no idea of the agony that bugger was until it was properly immobilised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

For me I find it unbearable when a person has way too much to say for him/herself.

Although not physical pain of course it is still completely unbearable - I think it comes down to some people "missing a few important filters".

You know - we all know someone like that - someone that's constantly opiniated simply for the sake of having an opinion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood on lego a few times an that pain is just insane! That instant pain that lingers an makes your mouth water and all you have to show for it is the imprint of a lego block

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A bone marrow biopsy 10 yrs ago, without question of a doubt. It was brief but excruciating, and I have quite a high pain threshold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones, Sciatic back pain and labour.

I do have a very low pain threshold though. I'd be useless at BDSM!

When I had the sweep for my second baby, who was too comfy, the midwife gave me a really rough internal that hurt and then did the sweep. She's lucky I didn't kick her!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testicle electrocution

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Top lip threading ... actually stings more than crowning during labour!

Standing on lego

Stubbing toes

Kidney stones .. They were not fun

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"The worst pain I ever had in my life was when I was traveling in Peru and got altitude sickness. There was days I just wanted to die, and I'm not exaggerating.

Should have d*unk the tea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

Mid air collision with a tree when I was mountain biking. I thought I broke my leg!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gallstones by a country mile. I felt like throwing myself off a roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones! They were worse then giving birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a local anaesthetic injection in my lip, I've had locals before but that one stung!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I had a infected root on a wisdom tooth once - seriously agonising as it was directly on the nerve. I took a ridiculous amount of dihydracodeine, codeine, pregablin (nerve pain relief meds) and tramadol aswell as just paracetamol and ibuprofen washed down with brandy (NOT RECOMMENDED!) as I was desperate and in agony and they didn't help.

They did finally however wipe me out so I slept a little - thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst pain I ever had in my life was when I was traveling in Peru and got altitude sickness. There was days I just wanted to die, and I'm not exaggerating.

Should have d*unk the tea...

Ah, so you've been

I tried the tea, I was too far gone. I should have taken oxygen but I was embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain from a ruptured disc.. Agony...

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"worst pain is having Gall stones, pancretitis, Ive been suffering Gall stone attacks for 7 months.

I sympathise, I had mine out in 2013 and the relief was amazing! Are you on a waiting list to have them removed? "

I had a blood test on Monday , im awaiting results in a weeks time to be put forward for an op to have my gall bladder removed

im looseing weight dramatically im now 7 stone 7lbs..

so you suffered from gall stones too

its not nice to have tbh..its a nuisance to have an im limited on food i can eat

When you had the op, could you eat normally after the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting kicked square in the baws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took both barrels from a 600kg horse in the forearm, compound facture of radius and ulna, bone poking out, hand flopping about on the end - you have no idea of the agony that bugger was until it was properly immobilised.

Ooooh horse did my radius and ulnar couple of years ago, luckily no bones poking out but still makes me feel sick when I think about it now

Mrs x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"The worst pain I ever had in my life was when I was traveling in Peru and got altitude sickness. There was days I just wanted to die, and I'm not exaggerating.

Should have d*unk the tea...

Ah, so you've been

I tried the tea, I was too far gone. I should have taken oxygen but I was embarrassed

Took a group of people to meet up with a Q'ero indian shaman. One of the group was very ill for the first day, after an evening of chewing the leaves he couldn't care.

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I dropped a welding torch once ..... It cut straight through my leg and left a clean hole in one side and out the other. Didn't feel the pain for about 10 seconds out of sheer shock. But by fuck did it hurt then

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Gallstones by a country mile. I felt like throwing myself off a roof

Gall stones are not nice to have, The pain I suffer is horable, Stomach pain, bad back. sickness, raised tempreture

I have gallstones at the mo, The gall stone attacks are unplesent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nailed to a cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst pain is having Gall stones, pancretitis, Ive been suffering Gall stone attacks for 7 months.

I sympathise, I had mine out in 2013 and the relief was amazing! Are you on a waiting list to have them removed?

I had a blood test on Monday , im awaiting results in a weeks time to be put forward for an op to have my gall bladder removed

im looseing weight dramatically im now 7 stone 7lbs..

so you suffered from gall stones too

its not nice to have tbh..its a nuisance to have an im limited on food i can eat

When you had the op, could you eat normally after the op

Was told to stay away from high fat food because it can make you do number 2's a bit too often

but otherwise yes. Surgeon said to be careful as people tend to put on a bit of weight after having them out as they go crazy eating food they couldn't tolerate before, but I didn't have any problems and I've not put weight on, it's stayed the same.

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

back surgery but hands down kidney stones feels like your balls are in a vice and a hot knife is inside your kidney unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

Worst pain imaginable is toothache! Probably because I have had this pain for almost 2 weeks, can't wait till next Thursday when the damn thing comes out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The surgical incision to deliver my first child by emergency c section without anyone knowing the epidural had been completely ineffective. Was traumatised for a very long time afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nailed to a cross"

What a martyr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when I got hit by a car and broke my pelvis

The pain was unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also got stabbed once, the blade broke inside me, I remember being in the hospital and the doctor trying to fish it out, I felt beyond sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a lot of back issues and when that flares up then its the worst - whilst i was having the kids labour was the worst -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also got stabbed once, the blade broke inside me, I remember being in the hospital and the doctor trying to fish it out, I felt beyond sick "

you need to dodge disaster missy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

well put the pen down then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a lot of back issues and when that flares up then its the worst - whilst i was having the kids labour was the worst - "

To be fair your going to have a bad back carrying them big bad boys around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a lot of back issues and when that flares up then its the worst - whilst i was having the kids labour was the worst -

To be fair your going to have a bad back carrying them big bad boys around

uhuh im only 36b - just that pic makes em look big - i really do have disc problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming round from anaesthetic after having hemorroids removed by liquid nitrogen

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Toothache from an abcess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testicle electrocution "

I would love to do that to a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth was a walk in the park.....no pain at all but abdominal/bowel surgery during pregnancy OUCH

not that I'd wish on nobody

Jane x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Right now my truly horrific period pain. I'm not being over dramatic. I have Endometriosis & Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder. I can't take much more - waiting to see a gynaecologist as I want a hysterectomy but appt not until September

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinusitis. Beats labour, period pains, sunburn, sciatica, slipped disc and dislocated pubic bone into a cocked hat. Could have cut my own head off with a chainsaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plantar Fasciitis.

Had it now for 6 months, as times it reduces me to tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twisted bowel, only morphine wud help would help, wen finally diagnosed surgery & a 6 week stay in hospital

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Gout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gallstones by a mile..actually called an ambulance the first time i had an attack as the pain was so unbearable and lasted for so long..had gallbladder removed last year and best thing they could have done

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Plantar Fasciitis.

Had it now for 6 months, as times it reduces me to tears."

I had Physio & acupuncture to help mine. It takes ages to recover though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now my truly horrific period pain. I'm not being over dramatic. I have Endometriosis & Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder. I can't take much more - waiting to see a gynaecologist as I want a hysterectomy but appt not until September

poor you..i have endo too but since having the 4 kiddies mine is only jsut starting to creep back..hope you get what u want at ur app x

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

A dick going right up my arse when I wasn't expecting it! Good god.. the pain!

Not fun for the guy with his cock in my mouth either like.

Or torn uterus, that hurt until I lost that much blood that I was dying while Dr's pumped more into me... then I was kinda floating lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a knocked out tooth pushed back in...

The nurse sugar coated the moment before she shoved it back home by saying "this is gonna bloody well hurt... a lot!!"

She wasn't wrong!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cracked in half wisdom tooth that I had to put up with for two months because it needed an operation to remove!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intestinal embolism. I had had a few inches of colon removed because they found cancerous tissue a few months earlier. The scar tissue created a stricture. When a bit if steak got stuck in the stricture, the pressure ruptured my intestine. Emergency surgery and 9 days of in Hospital IV antibiotics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trapped wind

what a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Eaten by a crocodile then trampled by an elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

I'm going with being stabbed and being shot. Separate events, not both at once.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

ear ache.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

After having my tonsils out at 23...... worse than 2 drug free labours and worse than feeling my ovary rupture open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When two trainee fuckwitt doctors tried to do two completely fucked up lumber punctures on me!!!

I had nightmares after it and woke up screaming! Without doubt the most awful thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pain of severe depression. I've given birth 3 times and it didn't come close.

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Having my cock pearced then getting it caught in my trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst pain I ever had in my life was when I was traveling in Peru and got altitude sickness. There was days I just wanted to die, and I'm not exaggerating.

Yes without a doubt...proper altitude sickness. I had it in Nepal. I've had severe prolonged bouts of disabilitating back pain, a knee cartilage operation (made my eyes water for days afterwards)....but I nearly wanted to end it with altitude sickness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pain of severe depression. I've given birth 3 times and it didn't come close."

That is a bloody long dark tunnel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney infection after heart operation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

Child birth every time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidney stones! They were worse then giving birth "

This with bells on it. This much pain makes you throw up uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidney stones! They were worse then giving birth

This with bells on it. This much pain makes you throw up uncontrollably "

I've had kidney stones and I feel they hurt on the same level as the caesarean I had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidney stones! They were worse then giving birth

This with bells on it. This much pain makes you throw up uncontrollably

I've had kidney stones and I feel they hurt on the same level as the caesarean I had."

It does partially depend on how big they are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's stubbing your little toe against the edge of a door .....

Nothing compares with the anger and pain that generates ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got beat to fuck by a gang of skinheads once (coz I had non white friends)

Beat the holy shit out of me with bats and lumps of wood, concussion, many bruises and serious kicking to the bollox. But having my elbow smashed to pieces really fucking hurt.

Racist turds.

But when I was a kid riding my bike in the summer with just teeny 70's nylon shorts I accidentally crashed into a ditch six foot deep full top to bottom nettles.

I was literally stung head to head toe.

Whole body was just one mass of stings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidney stones! They were worse then giving birth

This with bells on it. This much pain makes you throw up uncontrollably

I've had kidney stones and I feel they hurt on the same level as the caesarean I had.

It does partially depend on how big they are..."

size of a baby?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"worst pain is having Gall stones, pancretitis, Ive been suffering Gall stone attacks for 7 months.

I sympathise, I had mine out in 2013 and the relief was amazing! Are you on a waiting list to have them removed?

I had a blood test on Monday , im awaiting results in a weeks time to be put forward for an op to have my gall bladder removed

im looseing weight dramatically im now 7 stone 7lbs..

so you suffered from gall stones too

its not nice to have tbh..its a nuisance to have an im limited on food i can eat

When you had the op, could you eat normally after the op

Was told to stay away from high fat food because it can make you do number 2's a bit too often

Thanks for the heads up on food after surgery

I wont go crazy on food after surgery with food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

split pelvis. the pain probably wasn't as bad as labour but the longer it went on the more unbearable it got. plus they give you better drugs for labour.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I broke fib an tib 11 years ago so painfull a clean break..it didnt stop me going to trance music concerts...

I still saw DJ Tiesto in a wheelchair at the Heiniken Music hall in Amsterdam

in dec 2005

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Achilles tendon snapping with a loud twang whilst pushing a piano up some stairs sounds like a walk on the park after reading all this. But I am a man, and not built to withstand the pain of childbirth! Respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney Stones.... even my urologist winces in sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I ever had shingles was like nothing I have experienced.

The nerve pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sciatica

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

hemorrhoids or maybe when i had a hernia op ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stood on a piece of Lego.

NEVER AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones I was pregnant when I passed mine with no medications I passed out with pain The 3 kids were easy compared to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour!

I had a toothache once though that was like having a knife in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruptured disc

Labour is bad, but at least you know it's going to stop

A ruptured disc is like having a permanent contraction

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Pain? What is this pain you all speak of?

She-rah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my spinal cord crushed. Very owie.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Broken toe when I sheep stood on it when I was tagging it's ear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these accounts of misfortune and affliction are truly nauseating!!!

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

I haven't given birth so I can't comment on that. When I had a gallbladder infection that was agony

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't given birth so I can't comment on that. When I had a gallbladder infection that was agony

Mrs"

I've given birth naturally 5 times and a paper cut hurts a lot more lol x

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Tumour growing on my humerus bone and then up through my bicep tendon is quite possibly the worse pain ever. Especially when it was shredding the tendon everytime you moved your arm.

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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago

Clapham

"Sciatica

I know the pain I've got it the moment been off work for week

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Broken ankle.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep vein thrombosis in my right calf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst pain was gallstones. When it starts it's just an all consuming agony. I was so glad to have my gallbladder removed. I think cutting me open without anaesthetic would have been preferable to the attacks.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Just had total knee replacement and that stung somewhat but cellulitis is without doubt the worst pain I've ever had. I'd have sawn my own leg off if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the pains described sound pretty awful and all the sufferers have my sympathy but I'm convinced that the reason no one has mentioned the truly terrible worst pain ever is because no one can even bear to see the words written down,,,,I refer,of course, to the pain felt when your fingertips have been frozen and they start to thaw out.

Aaaaaaaoowwww!!!!!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Either being shot in the eye with an air pistol, or coming out of the anaesthetic from have an orchiectomy due to cancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I came off my scooter on black ice and the whole thing landed on my right knee, that kind of hurt. It swelled to twice the size and I thought I'd broken my knee, luckily I'd just caused several cartilage tears

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

When an abscess I had burst. I woke up on the bathroom floor. Not pleasant!

I've had several pains that came close sadly.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For me it was being pecked in the eye by one of my hens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a dressing removed in one go by a sister, it was covering a skin graze from my knee to me ankle, or cycling to work with the ends of a broken metatarsal shaft rubbing together.

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By *s30Man
over a year ago

Wales

My worst pain was shooting myself in the eye with a nail gun!! Luckily after removing the nail My sight has recovered to 85%, which is a shame because I can still see that I'm an ugly bugger ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wind

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Also the few hours after carpal tunnel surgery. Oosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn ligaments in my knee and tennis elbow

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

This happened to me 6 weeks ago....Kidney stones, one of which had become trapped in the penis when I'd gone to the loo!

I couldn't find any position in which to relieve the pain. I was in utter agony and it took the hospital 4 hours to get my pain relief under control! The ambulance taking me to hospital didn't need a siren, ss my screams could be heard miles away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male here - , can't remember the medical name for it - but had an abcess on my arse caused by an ingrowing hair. Was sent to hosp to have it lanced but it burst while I waited, dr then rammed his finger into the hole to clean it out, then had district nurses coming for 8 weeks to pack the hole that was left as it had to heal from inside outwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth is my most painful.

I've had muscle spasms in my back that came close though.

And sinusitis bloody hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone drives your car and grinds a gear

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Gallbladder stones! Shocking painfully!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I always thought the worst pain was toothache / earache... But that is delightful compared to the agony caused by a gastric ulcer. That is completely debilitating to me and hands down is something I attempt to avoid aggravating at all costs.

Cherry "

After a natural birth and three cesareans I'd still say toothache/earache trumped them.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think there was a gallstone over 4 pounds. Imagine passing that!

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I never ceases to amaze me that women can go through childbirth but when asked to take it up the jacksy some say, "No, it'll hurt!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testicular torsion

it's like getting kicked in the nuts really hard, but instead of that stomach churning pain fading, it just increases until it gets untwisted. Just recalling this is making me feel queezy and it was over 20 years ago.

Apparently if they don't get straightened in time, they have to come off

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Testicular torsion

Apparently if they don't get straightened in time, they have to come off

Ok, now I've just vomited. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testicular torsion

Apparently if they don't get straightened in time, they have to come off

Ok, now I've just vomited. Thanks

You're welcome

I was asked after all

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"When two trainee fuckwitt doctors tried to do two completely fucked up lumber punctures on me!!!

I had nightmares after it and woke up screaming! Without doubt the most awful thing ever

Oh my god! I am so sorry, and I feel your pain! I had to have one a few years ago and thought I would be ok but I was so wrong. I cried so much my face was just one spotty mess and I was so embarrassed that other people on the ward were having chemo for cancer and I was just having that but, jesus, the pain and mine went fairly smoothly. They said a couple of months ago I might need another so I told them to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashing my elbow up when rock climbing years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse pain ...tooth ache ...excruciatingly bad, worse pain than pregnancy, that was a piece of cake compared to tooth ache

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Kidney stones...sciatica

...labour...toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 12 hour surgery to remove my lung in which my arm was raised above my head for the entire time, the pain in my shoulder when I came round was excruciating! I couldn't move!

That and gall stones, I've always said I would rather give birth again than have a gall bladder attack! And I've given birth twice, once with gas and air and once with just two paracetamol in me!

Top lip threading is a bitch too someone else said! At least that's only a few minutes!

Her x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Getting stung by a lionfish whilst swimming in the sea in the Maldives. I thought I had been electrocuted or had my hand sliced off, so when I looked and saw an unidentifiable fish by a floating rope, I knew I could be in serious trouble. I swam as fast as I could and raced to the bungalow to identify from the book I had and identified it as a lionfish.

Meanwhile, the pain was so intense, I thought I was going to die. There wasn't a doctor on the island but I was told to put my hand under the hot tap which would help slow the protein, like cooking the white of an egg. If the pain continued to the top of my arm, the heart would be next, so I really was lucky that near boiling water did help to slow it enough to stop travelling further. The pain was indescribable though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ever guy knows how painful being kicked in the testicles is try having a twisted one passed out with the pain then once i had the surgery thinking it was ok to find for the pain to come back twice as bad then the hospital tell you they found a lump in the other tesctile and you need it removing well thats painful but the good news i got the all clear last month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to watch the xfacor once. Definitely the most painful experience of my life!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A little bit of pain never hurt anyone..

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones.... You don't know what to do....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Gallstones, Sciatic back pain and labour.

I do have a very low pain threshold though. I'd be useless at BDSM!

When I had the sweep for my second baby, who was too comfy, the midwife gave me a really rough internal that hurt and then did the sweep. She's lucky I didn't kick her!!! "

I was going to say, although a shorter amount of time, I found the sweeps and cervical examinations worse than labour, lol.

- Amy. x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A few years ago I had an infection under a pocelain crown, my face looked like I was sucking a massive gobstooper it was so swollen, the dentist was fab until he had to inject me where the infection was, the pain made my eyes water like never before, then he had to drill throught the crown to let the infection out and to clean it, I had to go a few days later so he cold crack the crown to remove it and do a root canal treatment, the worst experience I have ever had at the dentist and the worst pain ever for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shattering my zygomatic arch and cheekbone. Had to have reconstructive surgery.

It still aches every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its easily my stomach pain. I've had to have parts of my intestine and bowel removed and though I'm lucky in the fact I can control when I go to loo, ny stomach gives me agony on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plantar Fasciitis.

Had it now for 6 months, as times it reduces me to tears."

I feel your pain as I've got it back again

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Short term, 30 minute leg cramp and muscle spasm episode- I've got pretty big thigh muscles so it felt like a never ending period of a knife sticking in and being twisted round.

For physical damage, car accident that caused pretty severe facial trauma and pretty much pushed my eyeball out of the side of my face for a week until the swelling subsided. It also ripped my thumb out of the socket and twisted it 90 degrees, but that was a minor issue compared to a he head injury.

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

Gall bladder pain & giving birth to an 11lb 6oz baby hurt like hell.

However as a strong woman i sucked it up and carried on.

Are you all bandaged up and lying down for the weekend to speed your recovery up?

Lmn xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impacted wisdom tooth. I've never experienced pain quite like it. And it seemed like it would never end. I would have done anything to make it stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sciatica down both legs from a prolapsed disc...ive got a very high pain threshold, but thats just made me breathless and faint sometimes..luckily a new cocktail of pills really works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my tonsils removed as an adult.. felt like someone had slashed my throat and left it raw and bloody .!! 2 weeks to heal.. diet of grapefruit through straw.. excellent weight loss oppotunity.. but not one I'd go for out of choice.. lol.. it's amazing how pain can all consume you at the time.. from stepping on a plug, to the other end of the spectrum of dreadful things that people are unfortunate to experience.. but the body has a wonderful way of healing itself and you forget just how dreadful it was until reminded! A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is ethier breaking my thema bone longest bone in your body in 2 places or getting shot in the left testicle by a paint ball going 150 mph worst pain of my life .

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By *hippy1Man
over a year ago

harrogate

Trapped my knob in my zip once after that it's button flys every time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trapped my knob in my zip once after that it's button flys every time lol "

oooh .. painful!! I remember as a kid i zipped up a coat , too high ..and trapped my neck skin in it..!! so can only imagine what it must have felt like for you in the lower regions! A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male here - , can't remember the medical name for it - but had an abcess on my arse caused by an ingrowing hair. Was sent to hosp to have it lanced but it burst while I waited, dr then rammed his finger into the hole to clean it out, then had district nurses coming for 8 weeks to pack the hole that was left as it had to heal from inside outwards"

Pidoninal sinus.....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Also, I don't know what you call it but just after I had my 2nd child, every time I breast fed or expressed milk, I had stomach cramps worse than any pain I've had before, to the point that I was doubled up in the bed struggling to breathe. - It was worse than the actual labour!

Something to do with your womb struggling to contract back to it's normal size or something the 2nd time around?...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the packing taken out of my nostrils after septorhinoplasty....still makes me shiver.

But at the mo its a trapped nerve with the pain going right down my leg.

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By *espectful chap 99Man
over a year ago

Preston

I can't believe nobody has mentioned an STI!

I've had chlamydia and it felt like I was pissing razor blades.. lol

But it was worth it, the girl was hot and a great fuck...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I can't believe nobody has mentioned an STI!

I've had chlamydia and it felt like I was pissing razor blades.. lol

But it was worth it, the girl was hot and a great fuck..."

We can only talk about things we have experienced

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Had an unlicensed/insured driver turn right in front of me 30 years ago. Cut the front off her car with my bike, broke my ankle and back when I hit the road. The pain was so bad my bladder emptied with the second wave of pain and bowels emptied with the third before my body shut down.

Then the ambulance arrived and insisted on giving me gas and air that managed to turn the pain back on again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathies for the lego firewalk, shingles, root canal, childbirth etc (mine was horrendous)

The worst pain ever is a condition called Trigeminal Neuralgia..aka the suicide disease I was diagnosed last august but it's currently in remission..

Painkillers dont work. Not even morphine. Anti epilepsy drugs help but the side effects are a living hell and include numbing ALL sensation so yea sex is a party your body has but you're not invited to.

Imagine this

Your teeth are all drilled open then..

someone gives you crushed ice wrapped in tinfoil to chew..

then they pop the cold air blower thingy in your mouth...

and a cable into your ear and eye...

and flip the switch

Yes, that :'-(

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sympathies for the lego firewalk, shingles, root canal, childbirth etc (mine was horrendous)

The worst pain ever is a condition called Trigeminal Neuralgia..aka the suicide disease I was diagnosed last august but it's currently in remission..

Imagine this

Your teeth are all drilled open then..

someone gives you crushed ice wrapped in tinfoil to chew..

then they pop the cold air blower thingy in your mouth...

and a cable into your ear and eye...

and flip the switch

Yes, that :'-("

Ouch!!!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Was hospitalised with arthritis in my ankle not long ago. The pain was so bad I asked for a saw to cut my leg off.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had food poisoning once and the pain made me cry.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

No idea, not really encountered anything I wold consider the worst pain, but then I've been told I have a rather high pain threshold.

Owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is very painful to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smacking your little toe off something wooden. The last time I did it I broke it :/ couldn't walk properly for a few weeks afterwards

Was just going to put this: Hurts like a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour

And tattoo on my foot and also suspected broken coccyx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken skull for him not pleasant at all

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

I (her) would have said Labour until I got appendicitis at least with Labour u know what the Fuck is going on, hubby would say kidney stones he had them as a child and says nothing has ever come close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken bones in every part of my body and had stitches too many time to count but the worst pain I've ever had is kidney stones doing whatever it is they do, I was on all fours mooing like a demented cow, that was proper pain.

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By *unk_of_loveMan
over a year ago

Hanley

I would say the worst pain ever is having morning glory a few days after being circumcised whilst the stitches were still holding my bell end together.

Now that hurt a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushing my femur back in when I hit a wall at 120 mph I still cringe 24 yrs later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst pain you have had women may say labour where as men might say a paper cut. Mine has just been bending my thumb back today still hurting now when I pick my pen up.

For me I find it unbearable when a person has way too much to say for him/herself.

Although not physical pain of course it is still completely unbearable - I think it comes down to some people "missing a few important filters".

You know - we all know someone like that - someone that's constantly opiniated simply for the sake of having an opinion!"

absolutely ..unless it's in an accent then I can listen to an opinionated person all day long

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

When I had an abscess. Worst. Pain. Ever. (And I did 18hrs in labour with no pain relief except 2 puffs on gas & air at the end

)

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up after a circumcision... felt like I'd been tugged off with a handful of brambles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour.

I'd had a tooth which had abscessed, and no painkillers touched it. It was excrutiating, never known pain like it. Really bad.

When I had kids, labour was like that, but the pain was as intense as an abscessed tooth but covering as bigger part of me. It started from the base of my ribs all the way down to my knees in that level of intense pain.

It was a 5 hour labour, apparently the quick ones hurt more?

And I did it only on gas and air, and for half of the time I'd been dumped in a room, my husband hadn't turned up yet so I was on my own and no one explained how to use the gas and air so I had no pain relief at all. I remember just lying there and screaming for a couple of hours.

And then I had a tear so after the birth they stitched it up, but didn't anaesthetise the area. I had to use all my willpower not to kick him across the room. Just use gas and air they said. Fuck off.

Yeah, that was fun. Not doing that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are all these people saying labour doesn't hurt! You lucky bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapped nerve in my back. On crutches, tramadol and ibuprofen for 3 months. Bad bad times!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The nerve pain from a prolapsed disc in my neck and the surrounding inflammation.

I told my GP I understood why people in chronic pain want to kill themselves.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"How are all these people saying labour doesn't hurt! You lucky bastards!

I fully agree! X

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dislocation of my right hip with ripped tendons and ligaments that hurt.

Salmonella was really horrible I'll for weeks

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