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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I mean I think she is great and all that blah blah

But seriously where does she get off?

A complete failure to understand the differences between Spider-man and Batman (note the dash in spider-man).

An obsession with the amount of goats I own. Yet I have stated I don't believe in goats.

And utter contempt for pocket fluff collecting!

I feel better now!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

long Eaton

funky i have nice collection of coloured slugs from my compost would you like them to join you in your night garden

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don’t care! I was right… spiderman doesn’t have shark repellent, so it was perfectly acceptable to rip his leg off in the bath...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I don’t care! I was right… spiderman doesn’t have shark repellent, so it was perfectly acceptable to rip his leg off in the bath... "

Why I oughta!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky i have nice collection of coloured slugs from my compost would you like them to join you in your night garden "

If you have an Uff-Uff I would be interested, I broke mine.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt "

Spiderman? huh bldy crawler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't go much on that batman either, bit to fly for me.

just don't tell spiderman.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt "

It's Spider-Man!!!!! Pah!

I despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about spiderpig spiderpig does what ever a spiderpig does?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"what about spiderpig spiderpig does what ever a spiderpig does?"

Spiderpig doesn't count... I like spiderpig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt

It's Spider-Man!!!!! Pah!

I despair."

Fear not... I am sure batman has something for that on his utility belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt

It's Spider-Man!!!!! Pah!

I despair.

Fear not... I am sure batman has something for that on his utility belt "

ya mon, ya prefer dis pair or dat pair?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what about spiderpig spiderpig does what ever a spiderpig does?"

He doesn't count because any bald yellow dude can hold a pig to a wall and pretend it has super powers. Even him ---}

.

--{ He's right you know! I can! }

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S-p-i-d-e-r-m-a-n xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

He doesn't count because any bald yellow dude can hold a pig to a wall "

I told you about that meet in confidence!!!!!!!!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"S-p-i-d-e-r-m-a-n xx "

Aaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aha Soapy you have hit upon spiderman's vunerability!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

He doesn't count because any bald yellow dude can hold a pig to a wall

I told you about that meet in confidence!!!!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt "

I wondered wtf that was camping out in my wing mirrors! I thought it was too big to be ya common wing-mirror-invading-wont-go-away little bastard spider, and now I know - its some prat dressed up in a cossie!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"aha Soapy you have hit upon spiderman's vunerability! "

And don't forget... he hasn't got a utility belt. I bet Soapy has a utility belt.... which explains why he doesn't get his leg ripped off by sharks in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can... which isn't a great deal really is it... especially with no utility belt

I wondered wtf that was camping out in my wing mirrors! I thought it was too big to be ya common wing-mirror-invading-wont-go-away little bastard spider, and now I know - its some prat dressed up in a cossie!! "

Im a little pratt that likes dressing in cossies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aha Soapy you have hit upon spiderman's vunerability!

And don't forget... he hasn't got a utility belt. I bet Soapy has a utility belt.... which explains why he doesn't get his leg ripped off by sharks in the bath."

Yes, but the soapsters utility belt is just for storing all the different types of hundreds n thousands and chocolate sprinkles you can get. He never leaves home without his Sprinkler y'know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pratts bottom is quite nice, anyone been there?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pratts bottom is quite nice, anyone been there? "

I know quite a few who have xx

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

That got you....bet you thought no-one would know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved"

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!"

Did you get arrested for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!

Did you get arrested for it?"

Naaa but I did get stuck in Pratts bottom once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!

Did you get arrested for it?

Naaa but I did get stuck in Pratts bottom once. "

I never felt a thing xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!"

gapey was it?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!

Did you get arrested for it?

Naaa but I did get stuck in Pratts bottom once.

I never felt a thing xx "

Slack down there?...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's sad how a hard hitting insightful thread can just degenerate into anal prolapse.

Thanks guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes....used to live down the road in Locks Bottom before I moved

I used to hang out in Locks Bottom!

Did you get arrested for it?

Naaa but I did get stuck in Pratts bottom once.

I never felt a thing xx

Slack down there?... "

Just call me Alice pmsl xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"It's sad how a hard hitting insightful thread can just degenerate into anal prolapse.

Thanks guys."

That's not a prolapse... it's just soapy's feet hanging out.

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