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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Any animal names to describe people's behaviour.

So far we have panda, for no shows, and seagull, for people whom shit over everything and then fuck off leaving a mess (thanks jty31)

Any more

MrsSB

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Crocodile, for the line of men who follow single women/couples at a club.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like a gryphon. But I am not explaining why or what it means. Except there was roaring. And it was well sexy.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Thought panda was eat shoots and leaves...not no show

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I vote for Sloth for a no-show, too slow and lazy to get off their arses to meet!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Thought panda was eat shoots and leaves...not no show "

They can be arsed to shag or do anything for a shag. Panda

MrsSB

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And I'm pretty sure the term Meerkats has been used to describe the behaviour of single guys on nude beaches, in the dunes watching couples.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

To recap so far we have

Panda

Seagull

Cocodril

Gryphon

Sloth

Meerkat

Anymore?

MrsSB

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Bull, as in for cuckhold couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote for Sloth for a no-show, too slow and lazy to get off their arses to meet! "

They do climb down to perform toilet functions, very civilised..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To recap so far we have

Panda

Seagull

Cocodril

Gryphon

Sloth

Meerkat

Anymore?

MrsSB "

What sort of animal is a Gryphon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lounge Lizard for those slimy types at socials.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"To recap so far we have

Panda

Seagull

Cocodril

Gryphon

Sloth

Meerkat

Anymore?

MrsSB

What sort of animal is a Gryphon? "

Not a fucking clue. Someone put it. But no explanation. So your guess is as good as mind

MrsSB

PS sorry I'm swearing a lot today

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

How about a snake,constantly shedding their profiles (then rejoin).miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To recap so far we have

Panda

Seagull

Cocodril

Gryphon

Sloth

Meerkat

Anymore?

MrsSB

What sort of animal is a Gryphon?

Not a fucking clue. Someone put it. But no explanation. So your guess is as good as mind

MrsSB

PS sorry I'm swearing a lot today "

Half lion, half eagle. Legendary..

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Chameleon - for straight biguys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To recap so far we have

Panda

Seagull

Cocodril

Gryphon

Sloth

Meerkat

Anymore?

MrsSB

What sort of animal is a Gryphon?

Not a fucking clue. Someone put it. But no explanation. So your guess is as good as mind

MrsSB

PS sorry I'm swearing a lot today "

Cocodril sounds like a nice an animal though, think its a migratory wading bird from the Oconowa delta in Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocodile, for the line of men who follow single women/couples at a club."

We always call them Wildebeest as they roam around clubs in a herd.

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Crocodile, for the line of men who follow single women/couples at a club."

Vultures more like!!

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Crocodile, for the line of men who follow single women/couples at a club.

We always call them Wildebeest as they roam around clubs in a herd."

That's a pretty accurate description from what I've seen in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel fish for the TVs Shemales and Cds

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By *ustme64Woman
over a year ago

St Annes


"

Cocodril sounds like a nice an animal though, think its a migratory wading bird from the Oconowa delta in Africa "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gargoyle.

thinks they're onto a sure thing when you messages them but it's just puts you off them then. idk many animals that would fit that description.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Dodos....thems that have gone UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden eagles for those who love themselves

Ooooooooh controvertial

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits! "

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Golden eagles for those who love themselves

Ooooooooh controvertial"

Crabs....those who play bareback

Controversial mark two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockatrice is the horrific mythical beast who, although horrendously ugly, is sexually persuasive enough to get a shag off you and leaves you feeling totally dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB "

I'd be delighted to help! I wanna be a rabbit too! xx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB "

*packs her bunny ears next to the vino tinto*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Golden eagles for those who love themselves

Ooooooooh controvertial

Crabs....those who play bareback

Controversial mark two "

Good one...not controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB

*packs her bunny ears next to the vino tinto*"

I think you need a bunny ear emoticon! lol!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger! I found a rabbit ear emoticon snd it published it as two sodding question marks! My phone obviously thinks bunny ears are questionable! Lol!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB

*packs her bunny ears next to the vino tinto*"

*I must not forget the rice. I will look like a total pillock making paella with no rice*

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB

*packs her bunny ears next to the vino tinto*

*I must not forget the rice. I will look like a total pillock making paella with no rice*"

*i must not forget my knickers. I will look like a total tart without my knickers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of rabbit paella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks! You'll look terrific without your knickers! x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Never heard of rabbit paella! "

Go to Valencia

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Rhino. For someone who's really got the horn

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sea monsters?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Never heard of rabbit paella!

Go to Valencia "

I'm impressed. Btw my family is from València. That really where paella is from.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"A gryphon is a kind of winged eagle cum lion I think. There's one in Alice in Wonderland.

I vote for rabbits. They are the obsessive fuckers, both male and female who are total sex addicts and, instead of just wanking at home, actually get out and actively get regular meets for themselves and clock up thousands of sexual partners per decade! Like a friend of a friend who, at uni, threw a party for all her friends to celebrate her 100th fuck and had it in front of all the guests with champagne! Lol! Rabbits!

I want to be a rabbit. I just need someone to help

MrsSB

*packs her bunny ears next to the vino tinto*

*I must not forget the rice. I will look like a total pillock making paella with no rice*

*i must not forget my knickers. I will look like a total tart without my knickers* "

*I hope she forgets her knickers . We love tarts*

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Thought panda was eat shoots and leaves...not no show "

You're absolutely correct. The term 'panda sex' has been in circulation ever since the Eats, Shoots & Leaves book was published in 2003.

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