FabSwingers.com forum: What is a panda?

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We all heard of unicorns. But what is a panda? A panda is any individual whom presents themselves as a swinger but when it comes to meeting can be fucked. Like pandas they can be bother to move to get a shag or even to text to let you know.

Can we request a panda emoticon for the site ?

How many pandas have you encountered?

MrsSB

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over a year ago

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm confused, SB.

Would you please help my poor little brain please?

Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike pandas

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Do you mean that they can't be arsed...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm confused, SB.

Would you please help my poor little brain please?

Mwah xx"

Someone is a no show is a panda

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pandas, but not the pandas you get on this site

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Do you mean that they can't be arsed...

Panda. Correct

MrsSB

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Whilst we're on Fab safari;

I've seem some Seagulls on the forum.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap over everything and them fly out again.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"We all heard of unicorns. But what is a panda? A panda is any individual whom presents themselves as a swinger but when it comes to meeting can be fucked. Like pandas they can be bother to move to get a shag or even to text to let you know.

Can we request a panda emoticon for the site ?

How many pandas have you encountered?

MrsSB

PS. Panda is a copyright by MrsSB all right reserved "
do they eat all the pampas grass??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats shoots & leaves..

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I thought that is called ghosting

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Whilst we're on Fab safari;

I've seem some Seagulls on the forum.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap over everything and them fly out again."

Love it.

New thread

MrsSB

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't pander to them.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Weve found many pandas

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

I went to a regular club twice a week and had my fair share if pandas in there... one in particular occured on a tuesday night..the usual. Have a chat have a laugh have a shag. Straight after the shag he ups dresses and leaves bye bye..........

7 months later he living with me and we planning out wedding fod next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I object. Panda's are nice, cute creatures and they're being slandered!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Was it the black eyes that gave me away Mrs!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you, all, for your wise words! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a panda would turn up? Eat shoots and leaves?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"[Removed by poster at 09/06/16 21:20:49]"

Correcting Panda spelling and deleted whole thing

I've had one panda before but not from here, was shocked when I told him to get dressed and leave can't be arsed with that shit lol

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I object. Panda's are nice, cute creatures and they're being slandered!

They are like fab pandas. They can be bother to fuck and that's why they going extinct.

Sorry Courtney is true.

MrsSB

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Do you mean that they can't be arsed...

You mean they don't do anal?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Do you mean that they can't be arsed...

You mean they don't do anal?"

That would be the worse

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we request a panda emoticon for the site ?

How many pandas have you encountered?

MrsSB

"Eats roots shoots and leaves" I believe is the correct definition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandas totally misrepresent themselves, even real ones. I went to Edinburgh zoo to see the giant ones. My arse, they're tiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandas totally misrepresent themselves, even real ones. I went to Edinburgh zoo to see the giant ones. My arse, they're tiny.

They weren't tiny, they where far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I object. Panda's are nice, cute creatures and they're being slandered!

They are like fab pandas. They can be bother to fuck and that's why they going extinct.

Sorry Courtney is true.

MrsSB

My friends call me Panda

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I object. Panda's are nice, cute creatures and they're being slandered!

They are like fab pandas. They can be bother to fuck and that's why they going extinct.

Sorry Courtney is true.

MrsSB

My friends call me Panda

She/he is not a good friend. That means you are cute and cuddle, but lazy and you eat all day.

Stick with us you fab friends is safer here.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we request a panda emoticon for the site ?

How many pandas have you encountered?

MrsSB

No one gives a fuck about pandas. Even pandas don't give a fuck about pandas, that's why there's no fuckin' pandas.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Can we request a panda emoticon for the site ?

How many pandas have you encountered?

MrsSB

No one gives a fuck about pandas. Even pandas don't give a fuck about pandas, that's why there's no fuckin' pandas.

You got it 100% correct sir. Now let's not aloud pandas on fab . They take space for nothing

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandas totally misrepresent themselves, even real ones. I went to Edinburgh zoo to see the giant ones. My arse, they're tiny.

They weren't tiny, they where far away

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts

Am i the only one who read this and thought of a white x6? X

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"I dislike pandas "
Pandas are lovely cuddly bear thingys that like bamboo leave them alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you meant Pandas. You meant sloths! They definitely can't be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats shoots and leaves

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"[Removed by poster at 09/06/16 22:28:58]"

Dope wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike pandas Pandas are lovely cuddly bear thingys that like bamboo leave them alone

I like red pandas if that's any consolation.

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