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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

"

Yes but all protine non of the fat

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Wow! That's a bit much even for me!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male pigs orgasm is between 18 and 20 minutes long....the lucky bugger! ...but he has to wait longer than me to repeat

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I haven't had sex since Christmas Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of BJ in one day, going to have one hell of a sore jaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think that would exceed the sodium limit

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts "

I don't suppose you got there names did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

"

Something's are better keep to yourself

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!

So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!

So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time "

That's just fucked up on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!

So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time "

Would cut down the number of single guys on fab I guess

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Volunteers to help OP get recommended daily intake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Volunteers to help OP get recommended daily intake "

Denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlike chocolate at Easter which leaves you craving a simple carrot, the more sex you have the more you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you learn summit new everyday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!"

What's it do for men apart from give you sticky fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts "

I know 2 of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sperm whale is not made of sperm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful OP, thanks for sharing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

"

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!"

They also release the endorphins needed to get rid of migrants. ... ( medical fact)...so when a moan says she has a migraine. ..what she really is saying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!

They also release the endorphins needed to get rid of migrants. ... ( medical fact)...so when a moan says she has a migraine. ..what she really is saying.... "

Well if all it takes to get rid of migrants is an orgasm, then what's all this fuss about with Brexit?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world


"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!

So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time

That's just fucked up on so many levels "

Have I lowered the tone again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sperm whale is not made of sperm "

And how did you discover that?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!

So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time

That's just fucked up on so many levels

Have I lowered the tone again? "

I've only been here a week. Do you have form?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe "

Average is between 2 & 5ml.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds "

typical

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds

"

That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.

Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

"

I'm on a diet so will settle for 300 loads lol

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world


"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds

That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.

Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it."

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

Average is between 2 & 5ml. "

So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

Average is between 2 & 5ml.

So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug "

i need a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

Average is between 2 & 5ml.

So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug "

But it'd all start getting cold & congealed

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The “G-spot” was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds

That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.

Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it.

Show off "

I wasn't. Honest. Before the snip it was pretty much six seconds but now it's bloody lovely, so long as I don't withdraw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

Average is between 2 & 5ml.

So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug

But it'd all start getting cold & congealed "

Sounds like semolina pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies if you're currently eating!

The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.

What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe

Average is between 2 & 5ml.

So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug

But it'd all start getting cold & congealed "

No. It's like melting chocolate. You keep it over a pan of simmering water

P.S. I haven't actually done this you know. I'm making it up as I go along. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think that would exceed the sodium limit "

Yes, it probably would. Perhaps it would be best to use just as a salad dressing maybe.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!

"

Wish I was one of the twenty. Fat men that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts "

I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!

"

Is that cause there cocks are fat and they dont feel as much? Can cocks get fat?

The weird things i wonder...

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts

I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive "

you'll have to give it a go and see if you're in the 1%

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!"

Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?

LOL

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!

Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?

LOL"

just takes longer to get there for the second and third

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!

Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?

LOL

just takes longer to get there for the second and third "

Speaking as a slim man with *a lot* of stamina

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Ballcuzi

The ballcuzi is when a man plunges his sack into a cup of warm liquid (such as milk or hot cocoa) and is treated to a woman blowing bubbles into the liquid with one or more straws.

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Best get busy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts

I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive

you'll have to give it a go and see if you're in the 1% "

Maybe I shall

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