FabSwingers.com forum: Funny Cards

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whilst out in rural Berkshire today I found a quaint little gift shop... which had some of the funniest cards I have read in ages.

" I bought this card in a supermarket which is why it smells of dead chicken (sorry)"

"If this card means nothing to you I must have sent it to the wrong person"

"Hi, I am your milkman and I really fancy you. I'll be around at 8.30am, wear something nice"

"You are 'EXTRODINARY'... (but a bit moody)"

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

we got an xmas one with pic of the queen on it saying happy christmas peasants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i liked the tesco value range of cards.. thought they were brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and the tesco one at xmas that said 'Santa loves all children, even ginger ones'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"oh and the tesco one at xmas that said 'Santa loves all children, even ginger ones'

then they lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bought a xmas card for a friend once that had a j cloth in and said....this is for when Santa cums down your chimney.

Bought a guy friend a birthday card with a badge on it. Said, my hair isnt really gray, ave bin emulsioning the ceiling

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My dad and his workmates got someone a card at Christmas... it said on the front "Jesus loves you" and inside it said "Everyone else thinks you're a c*nt"

That tickled me!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once gave my mate a card that on the front said 'I don't like you very much' and the picture was of a doll with it's head snapped off and blood on a wall.

It was for her birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad and his workmates got someone a card at Christmas... it said on the front "Jesus loves you" and inside it said "Everyone else thinks you're a c*nt"

That tickled me!

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