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Fanny farts?? Air....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

General question??

Some men dont much like it wen women fart for fuck all.. & i've just had a slamming night where vast amounts of air was pumped into both my holes.. Now i'm lying here feeling like a bloody 'whoopie cushion'...

Is the noise or the feeling a 'kink' for you guys??

Or do many of you suffer this noisy fate.. lmfao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha yes especially good deep doggy sex - ive let go the air when in a club - its a mixture of funny and horny - laugh and carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha yes especially good deep doggy sex - ive let go the air when in a club - its a mixture of funny and horny - laugh and carry on "

Theres not alot you can do, but i could feel myself bloat up, so rather than the overnight i couldve had, ive come home to fart in my own bed peace.. lol

But you go girl, 'A club' I cant fault you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha yes especially good deep doggy sex - ive let go the air when in a club - its a mixture of funny and horny - laugh and carry on

Theres not alot you can do, but i could feel myself bloat up, so rather than the overnight i couldve had, ive come home to fart in my own bed peace.. lol

But you go girl, 'A club' I cant fault you... "

in the main playroom too haha - well i wasnt going to stop what i was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a kink as such, not for me anyway. Just one of those things. Either laugh or ignore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats sexual needs for you.. lol

But I guess some men push for it.. You can tell by the way they aim their cock, & pull u apart, its like they crave the noise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX"

Did you tho??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thats sexual needs for you.. lol

But I guess some men push for it.. You can tell by the way they aim their cock, & pull u apart, its like they crave the noise... "

If I'm aiming my cock it's usually to hit that nerve bundle to give more pleasure rather than trying to get a fanny fart, maybe some men like it no idea. If it's causing embarrassment I'd change position and pace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Thats sexual needs for you.. lol

But I guess some men push for it.. You can tell by the way they aim their cock, & pull u apart, its like they crave the noise...

If I'm aiming my cock it's usually to hit that nerve bundle to give more pleasure rather than trying to get a fanny fart, maybe some men like it no idea. If it's causing embarrassment I'd change position and pace."

I guess its my bad for not speaking up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX"

Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.

Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.

I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX

Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.

Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.

I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well "

Ohh mate i just literally laughed out loud at that reply...

As it goes it also brought back a memory very similar.. Thank You..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX

Did you tho?? "

No I didn't fart! I was distracted by his snoring XXX

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They just make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.

Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX

Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.

Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.

I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well "

The first I met time FWB, he farted loudly in my bed afterwards, he used the distraction technique afterwards, launched into an explanation of how a vasectomy is done! Lol xxx

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

It's part of life; it happens

No big deal .

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I laugh when I do a queef. An ex (he was a total tosser though) used to complain about getting turned off by the laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time i did a series of fanny farts we both just doubled up laughing ...tried to carry on but couldnt

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

It's part of the experience and I don't mind and laugh along with it.

I tend to get my own back with a Dutch oven. (j/k)

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I never make a big deal with it, it is just air and it has to escape somehow, so just see it as a matter of fact that it could happen, plus the wrong reaction could very easily offend a partner, and I would hate to do that

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