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"Ranting that the op is on a course and not here to amuse us ladies " Sorry lovely.  | |||
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"ooh i will, even though i'm in a good mood. last train back to chorley, according to the internet, was 11.10, so i set of early enough to catch that. got to train station for 11. looked at the boards outside the station and it comes to platform 3, apparently. no train came...the next train was at 11.50 and only stopped at leyland. fucking douchebag train service, glad i did not pay for my tickets tonight or the last time i went on saturday either. "hope you got home alright | |||
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"ooh i will, even though i'm in a good mood. last train back to chorley, according to the internet, was 11.10, so i set of early enough to catch that. got to train station for 11. looked at the boards outside the station and it comes to platform 3, apparently. no train came...the next train was at 11.50 and only stopped at leyland. fucking douchebag train service, glad i did not pay for my tickets tonight or the last time i went on saturday either.
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"Nothing to rant about atm but it's early yet.  xxx"There's plenty of time yet..... | |||
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"I can rant about how fast the weeks are going for me ! Someone invent something to slow down the ageing process already ."I believe a fellow Fabber has a time machine. Would that help? | |||
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"ooh i will, even though i'm in a good mood. last train back to chorley, according to the internet, was 11.10, so i set of early enough to catch that. got to train station for 11. looked at the boards outside the station and it comes to platform 3, apparently. no train came...the next train was at 11.50 and only stopped at leyland. fucking douchebag train service, glad i did not pay for my tickets tonight or the last time i went on saturday either. "Hope you got home safe. | |||
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"Markoh I just popped in to say I weally weally wuv you. My sincere apologise as I have no complaint today. Apparently Russia thinks I'm adorable even when my morning greeting sounds like a d*unk russian "I weally wuv you too tovaritch. Dos vadanya. | |||
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"I dont have a complaint but i have changed my plans for the.day so ; can spend the day feeling sorry for myself with no interuptions "Have a wallow. Enjoy.... | |||
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"I need sex
Fancy a fuck "Ok ammded rant. Mike always asks but then tells me to wait till july | |||
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"It's cloudy today for the first time in a loooong time "Foggy here. | |||
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"It's my birthday today and yesterday I got a card of a certain someone from a certain card making site. Thought he had made a joke one as it doesn't wish me happy birthday on the front but someone called Richard. Either he had messed up or the website has. So abit upsetting. That was a rant for yesterday. Does it still count? " Definitely counts. Some people save their rants up, just for Thursday. Happy birthday. No card in post, obvs...... Have a mwah though. | |||
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"I need sex "Come on people... Someone? Anyone? Nobody? Oh well, guess I'll have to take one for the team. Again.............. I'm on me way lovely... | |||
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"My minute rant is about having to go into the office today when it's normally a Work from home day. Grrrr...that is all." Work from home tomorrow instead. Fixed. No need to thank me. | |||
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"If she pours beans on my fucking egg today im going to headbut that woman!!!!.....sorry" A fellow foodie. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
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"I'm horny as hell and not a chance of a meet. I realise that patience is required but I'm so pent up! " Have you met Vara?
I feel like Cilla Black..... | |||
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"I need sex
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Ok ammded rant. Mike always asks but then tells me to wait till july "*waves....... | |||
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"Ah also, I've spent a good deal of time and energy getting fit, getting healthy and toned. I feel really good about myself, took some new pictures which I thought looked great and posted them to a resounding zero interest... To this point my most popular picture is the one where I'm fully dressed, think I need to take the hint" You have the perfect face for radio. | |||
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"Still feel half asleep after two cups!! Bloody coffee isn't working this morning!! "One man, two cups | |||
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"Plastic packaging - you buy a product and its sealed in that strong thick plastic that is impenetrable and requires a strong pair of scissors to get into it... It's all completely unnecessary and fucks me off ... There rant over x" Have you noticed how scissors are packaged in the same stuff?  | |||
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"Still feel half asleep after two cups!! Bloody coffee isn't working this morning!!
One man, two cups " See what you did there | |||
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"I'm horny as hell and not a chance of a meet. I realise that patience is required but I'm so pent up! Have you met Vara?
I feel like Cilla Black....."Yes I have actually... | |||
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"I'm horny as hell and not a chance of a meet. I realise that patience is required but I'm so pent up! Have you met Vara?
I feel like Cilla Black....."Yep he is a funny lovely guy | |||
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"My minute rant is about having to go into the office today when it's normally a Work from home day. Grrrr...that is all. Work from home tomorrow instead. Fixed. No need to thank me. "I'm not convinced my boss would see that as fixed!....but thanks anyway | |||
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"ooh i will, even though i'm in a good mood. last train back to chorley, according to the internet, was 11.10, so i set of early enough to catch that. got to train station for 11. looked at the boards outside the station and it comes to platform 3, apparently. no train came...the next train was at 11.50 and only stopped at leyland. fucking douchebag train service, glad i did not pay for my tickets tonight or the last time i went on saturday either. "Oh that's so not good xxx | |||
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"ooh i will, even though i'm in a good mood. last train back to chorley, according to the internet, was 11.10, so i set of early enough to catch that. got to train station for 11. looked at the boards outside the station and it comes to platform 3, apparently. no train came...the next train was at 11.50 and only stopped at leyland. fucking douchebag train service, glad i did not pay for my tickets tonight or the last time i went on saturday either. "Hang on a minute....complaints from someone who didn't pay for their tickets?? Really?? | |||
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"It's my birthday today and yesterday I got a card of a certain someone from a certain card making site. Thought he had made a joke one as it doesn't wish me happy birthday on the front but someone called Richard. Either he had messed up or the website has. So abit upsetting. That was a rant for yesterday. Does it still count? " Happy birthday for yesterday. | |||
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"I've just opened a few unred messages from yesterday... One was "Hi Hun... You've got a price?" Really!!?? Charming!!!
Anyway, rant over... "Thats disgusting.
If there have to ask how much they can't afford it. | |||
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"I want crumpets... I have crumpets. However, said crumpets are downstairs, I'm still upstairs in bed & I'm a lazy cow "Hellish!! | |||
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"I want crumpets... I have crumpets. However, said crumpets are downstairs, I'm still upstairs in bed & I'm a lazy cow "Well I would go and get them for you but I am working so sorry, I feel you pain thou | |||
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"It's my birthday today and yesterday I got a card of a certain someone from a certain card making site. Thought he had made a joke one as it doesn't wish me happy birthday on the front but someone called Richard. Either he had messed up or the website has. So abit upsetting. That was a rant for yesterday. Does it still count? Happy birthday for yesterday." It's my birthday today  | |||
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My birthday is coming up soon and Marc is taking me out to celebrate this weekend, so I'm happy and anticipatory.
Spreading the joy! | |||
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"Nothing to rant about atm but it's early yet. xxx
There's plenty of time yet..... "Still nothing to report. xxx | |||
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"Sports caps on water bottles. I am not a child. I don't need to squirt liquid into my mouth in order to get it there. Evolution has taught me to sip or swig. Thanks." Sports caps are my favorite! I save them on water bottles to put them on other bottles that don't have them | |||
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"I wish to raise the issue of age blocks people have on their profiles. Yesterday I was 45 today I'm 46 and now strangely I'm blocked from looking at people because of the age limits that have been set. What's the hang up on age? I can get the younger limits I mean, I don't want to see anyone young as it's not my thing but as we all age and the new 50 is the old 30 do we need to readjust out thinking?" thats my age limit because i have readjusted my thinking happy birthday | |||
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"Sports caps on water bottles. I am not a child. I don't need to squirt liquid into my mouth in order to get it there. Evolution has taught me to sip or swig. Thanks. Sports caps are my favorite! I save them on water bottles to put them on other bottles that don't have them "Being an English gentleman, I obviously need to have my pinkie sticking out whilst drinking. This is difficult to do when squirting. I am aware that you won't be able to comprehend this | |||
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"I wish to raise the issue of age blocks people have on their profiles. Yesterday I was 45 today I'm 46 and now strangely I'm blocked from looking at people because of the age limits that have been set. What's the hang up on age? I can get the younger limits I mean, I don't want to see anyone young as it's not my thing but as we all age and the new 50 is the old 30 do we need to readjust out thinking?" Happy Birthday | |||
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"Sports caps on water bottles. I am not a child. I don't need to squirt liquid into my mouth in order to get it there. Evolution has taught me to sip or swig. Thanks. Sports caps are my favorite! I save them on water bottles to put them on other bottles that don't have them
Being an English gentleman, I obviously need to have my pinkie sticking out whilst drinking. This is difficult to do when squirting.
I am aware that you won't be able to comprehend this "Fair enough  | |||
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"Update - I haz ze crumpets "And I now have crumpets envy!! | |||
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"Update - I haz ze crumpets
And I now have crumpets envy!! "And now I've eaten the crumpets | |||
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"I wish to raise the issue of age blocks people have on their profiles. Yesterday I was 45 today I'm 46 and now strangely I'm blocked from looking at people because of the age limits that have been set. What's the hang up on age? I can get the younger limits I mean, I don't want to see anyone young as it's not my thing but as we all age and the new 50 is the old 30 do we need to readjust out thinking?" The age limits are the same for both ends so you should understand that if you get the younger one. It is a pain I agree especially for those who are being honest. There are a few women on here are clearly not in their age group...i know as a fact jus saying in case the infamous white horse brigade waddles over the horizon with their battens and teeth showing....go on go back home
what id say is I've met a couple much younger through chats on forums and they approached me. There are an increasing number of ladies too I see who will only meetolder guys and have limits set for 45+....remember also the younger ones are getting older won't be long and a few probably will have their birthdays as we speak.... All the best | |||
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"It's my birthday today and yesterday I got a card of a certain someone from a certain card making site. Thought he had made a joke one as it doesn't wish me happy birthday on the front but someone called Richard. Either he had messed up or the website has. So abit upsetting. That was a rant for yesterday. Does it still count? " Happy Birthday hope its better then yestarday. | |||
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"Update - I haz ze crumpets
And I now have crumpets envy!!
And now I've eaten the crumpets "I've just made myself a meatball sub. Who needs subway. xxx | |||
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What is wrong with people ?
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
What is wrong with people ?
Ah that's better
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
What is wrong with people ?
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But I've just put the kettle on "
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
What is wrong with people ?
Ah that's better
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
What is wrong with people ?
Ah that's better
deep breath and relax "A nice cup of tea and a chat with Miss Innocent and all will be well and good | |||
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
What is wrong with people ?
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deep breath and relax
A nice cup of tea and a chat with Miss Innocent and all will be well and good "If only all life's little problems could be sorted out so easily | |||
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"Still feel half asleep after two cups!! Bloody coffee isn't working this morning!!
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See what you did there"Good eh? | |||
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"Where has the bloody sun gone?!!!! Rant over "It's lovely here. Sorry. | |||
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"My minute rant is about having to go into the office today when it's normally a Work from home day. Grrrr...that is all. Work from home tomorrow instead. Fixed. No need to thank me.
I'm not convinced my boss would see that as fixed!....but thanks anyway "Anything else I can help with? | |||
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"I've had a bad week already, my mind has begun to unravel. I've been up since 4 to travel and I won't be in my bed until tomorrow night. "Oh dear. Sleep well when you eventually get some. | |||
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"Why does there appear to be an inconsistency with the approval of photo's? I submitted one of me recently and I got told it looked like a screen shot and was all blurry. Yet the obvious plagiarised ones get through no problem.
I feel better now. Thanks. "Glad to have helped, all part of the service. | |||
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"I've just opened a few unred messages from yesterday... One was "Hi Hun... You've got a price?" Really!!?? Charming!!!
Anyway, rant over... "Dreadful. Out of interest...... | |||
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"Downstairs tenant is having Sky installed and the fucking twat has drilled into my bedroom wall to put the dish up. Asshole." New coathook? | |||
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"I want crumpets... I have crumpets. However, said crumpets are downstairs, I'm still upstairs in bed & I'm a lazy cow "First world problem. | |||
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"I have no rants today. After last week it feels like a miracle!
My birthday is coming up soon and Marc is taking me out to celebrate this weekend, so I'm happy and anticipatory.
Spreading the joy! "A bird didn't shit on you today then? | |||
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"Sports caps on water bottles. I am not a child. I don't need to squirt liquid into my mouth in order to get it there. Evolution has taught me to sip or swig. Thanks." Just swallow, you know you want to.....  | |||
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"Warning ! Ranty swearing ! I volunteer with the elderly and today came across an incident of poor care given to a terminally ill gentleman. Not serious, not cruel or harmful...just uncaring And fucking unnecessary
Sad of Craggy Island "No good. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
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"Finally got in the sun in the garden after a morning at work and various other stuff and it's going hazy grrrr! !" The sun always shines on the rightious. | |||
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"Just had to re write our profile yet again . Over half the messages we get ask for a meet and don't have a face pic on show . People still ask us to cam with them , or ask for phone sex . And oh my days , if we get one more message asking for a social .......
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"Great use of rant day!!!! Here to help. Fancy getting together for a coffee and a chat? | |||
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"Don't normally rant or complain but! I've been poorly for 6 weeks now and I'm really getting fed up with it!! I've had various different meds and things from doc and nothing is working!! I just want to feel better again!! Work are starting to disbelieve I'm ill! Even though I've given them certificates from doc!! Rant over. Off to cough some more!! Thanks for listening. "Pardon? I hope you feel better soon. | |||
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"Chatting to a lady on here... Swapped pictures continued chatting. Send a friend request & now I'm blocked?? WTF? " Should have asked first. | |||
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"Although I am sitting in a hotel bar (with a suitable beverage), I am fart arsing about with spreadsheets because one of my lovely MDs managed to corrupt all the project files at 1700 on the evening before the CEO visit. The sun is shining, I could be bronzing The Twins, but no, here I am rebuilding other peoples' screw ups because they can't as they have a BBQ to go to. Bar Steward!!!!!!!! Raaaaaannnttttttt. " Very rantable. I haven't done a damn thing all day. I've been on a team building course today, just been go karting. Now off to the pub followed by an Indian. You probably didn't need to know about that though.
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"I've had a shit few weeks. Lots of things have gone wrong. This week there has been a new disaster every day. Today I had a social meet cancelled. My pal is away this week. I knackered my leg. It's too hot to sleep or walk or sit. But I still don't have anything to rant about. It's all good and I'm a happy chicken. "I feel like this is a rant in disguise  | |||
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"I've had a shit few weeks. Lots of things have gone wrong. This week there has been a new disaster every day. Today I had a social meet cancelled. My pal is away this week. I knackered my leg. It's too hot to sleep or walk or sit. But I still don't have anything to rant about. It's all good and I'm a happy chicken.
I feel like this is a rant in disguise "No it really isn't.
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"I've had a shit few weeks. Lots of things have gone wrong. This week there has been a new disaster every day. Today I had a social meet cancelled. My pal is away this week. I knackered my leg. It's too hot to sleep or walk or sit. But I still don't have anything to rant about. It's all good and I'm a happy chicken.
I feel like this is a rant in disguise
No it really isn't.
I may be high on cake... "High on cake is good | |||
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"I've had a shit few weeks. Lots of things have gone wrong. This week there has been a new disaster every day. Today I had a social meet cancelled. My pal is away this week. I knackered my leg. It's too hot to sleep or walk or sit. But I still don't have anything to rant about. It's all good and I'm a happy chicken. "I'm not sure whether to approve or decline this, erm, kind of, ahhh, non rant rant. I'm going with "hope your leg gets better soon" | |||
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"I've had a shit few weeks. Lots of things have gone wrong. This week there has been a new disaster every day. Today I had a social meet cancelled. My pal is away this week. I knackered my leg. It's too hot to sleep or walk or sit. But I still don't have anything to rant about. It's all good and I'm a happy chicken.
I feel like this is a rant in disguise
No it really isn't.
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