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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral stimulation.

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

Btw anyone who realises suddenly they haven't done any of this in a while and wish to jump on the chance like the guys do to take somone out treat them to an all expenses paid shopping day, dinner, hotel massage and long slow BJ, I may be tempted to let you but only if its a really good dinner

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've decided that I don;t want money any more - I just want to be paid in sex.

So when my boss wants something, she has to suck my cock.

Workable?

Think I should bring it up in my next supervision?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've decided that I don;t want money any more - I just want to be paid in sex.

So when my boss wants something, she has to suck my cock.

Workable?

Think I should bring it up in my next supervision?

"

You had a chance to raise this during your recent appraisal. You'll have to wait until next year now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh yes...

payment in kind is most definitely the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have paid for entry into clubs and paid for hotels many times when I've met guys

I give as many foot rubs as possible

Never paid for meals or bought gifts but then I've never had or asked for this from anybody either

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not all of that but some.of.it i.did.not.so long.ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday morning.

I'm all for equality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a few years. I made him Cottage pie and then had my wicked way with him on the kitchen floor.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've decided that I don;t want money any more - I just want to be paid in sex.

So when my boss wants something, she has to suck my cock.

Workable?

Think I should bring it up in my next supervision?

You had a chance to raise this during your recent appraisal. You'll have to wait until next year now."

Did I have an appraisal recently?

I forget...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought you ice cream, op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

Btw anyone who realises suddenly they haven't done any of this in a while and wish to jump on the chance like the guys do to take somone out treat them to an all expenses paid shopping day, dinner, hotel massage and long slow BJ, I may be tempted to let you but only if its a really good dinner "

Mrs M

Now we are married it's both our money but before that I spent plenty on him like he did on me I even run up a £150 phone bill calling his mobile oops my mum went mad which I paid for lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have:

* Bought dinner and paid for all the drinks

* I usually drive so that the playmate can drink if he wishes to

* I paid for hotel rooms, including for those I am not even staying in

* I have massaged

* I have agreed to meet couples where I don't particularly fancy the male half

I don't give overly long oral as my jaw get achy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've paid for hotels, bought wine & lovely food to take to the hotel room & I've teased men for ages as they laid handcuffed before me.

I've also spent a small fortune on erotic underwear, manicures, pedicures, waxing, hairdressers & slutty heels for men!

So I dont think you fellas do to badly...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've decided that I don;t want money any more - I just want to be paid in sex.

So when my boss wants something, she has to suck my cock.

Workable?

Think I should bring it up in my next supervision?

You had a chance to raise this during your recent appraisal. You'll have to wait until next year now.

Did I have an appraisal recently?

I forget... "

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/489727

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infact I used to meet a guy who was unemployed and he didn't accommodate either so every time we met I footed the bill for everything because he couldn't afford hotels, clubs etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have:

* Bought dinner and paid for all the drinks

* I usually drive so that the playmate can drink if he wishes to

* I paid for hotel rooms, including for those I am not even staying in

* I have massaged

* I have agreed to meet couples where I don't particularly fancy the male half

I don't give overly long oral as my jaw get achy.

"

Brilliant!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alllll the time. I took him to a gig and a meal at the weekend and paid for all the drinks.

I take him out and pay for date night every month. As for blow jobs hours no chance! An hour easy if he was interested xx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Ok not someone I was in a sexually realationshio but he's a man so it counts, Two years ago for my brothers 40th I said we would go out to a meal, drinks and on to a casino. The surprise was the casino was in Las Vegas and 3 of his mates all came too I'd spent the best part of a year secretly organising the trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought you ice cream, op!

"

Yeah...but it was haagen dazs

You're lucky you're good in bed tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had any of this done for me. Not even when I was married. but when my meets come to see me they always get offered a brew. xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have:

* Bought dinner and paid for all the drinks

* I usually drive so that the playmate can drink if he wishes to

* I paid for hotel rooms, including for those I am not even staying in

* I have massaged

* I have agreed to meet couples where I don't particularly fancy the male half

I don't give overly long oral as my jaw get achy.

Brilliant!!! Lol "

And, as with your post, there's the drawer full of lingerie and stockings and I buy the condoms.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guys come on here moaning about what women ask for,.guys. come on hwre trying to impress but i think if you take those people out the equation women do.do their bit its.not just.the.men/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wheres all the white lady knights saying how they love to treat a man

If i had tits i wouldn't have to cook for a month by this point in a thread.

I wonder if tina will lend me hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no expectations of anyone.

I do what i do because i want too not because someone has asked me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though. "

Edit: win \o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres all the white lady knights saying how they love to treat a man

If i had tits i wouldn't have to cook for a month by this point in a thread.

I wonder if tina will lend me hers"

Ha white men knights arent real either. Oral for hours on a meet it doesnt even get offered 9 times out of 10

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Bugger that! I am a princess! I am paying for fuck all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no expectations of anyone.

I do what i do because i want too not because someone has asked me too "

Wrong thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cooked,massaged,bought dinner,drinks and paid for hotels. Every man I meet from here gets a lot of oral and some get a nice oily wank

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wheres all the white lady knights saying how they love to treat a man

If i had tits i wouldn't have to cook for a month by this point in a thread.

I wonder if tina will lend me hers"

I'm not giving you a foot rub but I'll pay your entry to a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no expectations of anyone.

I do what i do because i want too not because someone has asked me too

Wrong thread?"

Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/ "

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half. "

What's a bread cake?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Wheres all the white lady knights saying how they love to treat a man

If i had tits i wouldn't have to cook for a month by this point in a thread.

I wonder if tina will lend me hers"
i think ae are saying that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done all of that apart from the foot rubs (eeewww!) and the hours of blowjobs, my jaw would seize up for sure. All my meets bar one were at theirs or my home and I would bake a cake or cook dinner usually. For my one and only hotel meet the cost was split pretty much equally, if I recall correctly.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?"

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought you ice cream, op!

Yeah...but it was haagen dazs

You're lucky you're good in bed tbh "

Cheeky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral stimulation.

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

Btw anyone who realises suddenly they haven't done any of this in a while and wish to jump on the chance like the guys do to take somone out treat them to an all expenses paid shopping day, dinner, hotel massage and long slow BJ, I may be tempted to let you but only if its a really good dinner "

Ummmm yesterday and the day before

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!"

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!"

A roll...?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a bag of Haribos for someone once.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

A roll...?????"

That's not cake.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I brought a bag of Haribos for someone once. "

Did you leave it in a bush in Penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I brought a bag of Haribos for someone once.

Did you leave it in a bush in Penge?

"

Wasn't him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

A roll...?????

That's not cake.

"

Them people North of Watford speak in strange tongues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

"

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton


"So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral stimulation.

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

Btw anyone who realises suddenly they haven't done any of this in a while and wish to jump on the chance like the guys do to take somone out treat them to an all expenses paid shopping day, dinner, hotel massage and long slow BJ, I may be tempted to let you but only if its a really good dinner "

Ive paid for meals and hotels, I've had to insist Grey let's me but as he is also a gentleman, he insists on paying more than I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great responses here from some great ladies who sure know how to treat a man they like well.

Haribos and oily wank sounds like bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass. "

Never be embarrassed about being a Yorkshire lass or saying breadcake...its part of our heritage ol'cock and tha shud be proud x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass. "

Ah! It's one I'd not heard before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass.

Never be embarrassed about being a Yorkshire lass or saying breadcake...its part of our heritage ol'cock and tha shud be proud x"

Oh I am I tell thee, our lass

Could be worse... could be from that Ull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

Btw anyone who realises suddenly they haven't done any of this in a while and wish to jump on the chance like the guys do to take somone out treat them to an all expenses paid shopping day, dinner, hotel massage and long slow BJ, I may be tempted to let you but only if its a really good dinner

Mrs M

Now we are married it's both our money but before that I spent plenty on him like he did on me I even run up a £150 phone bill calling his mobile oops my mum went mad which I paid for lol

"

Mrs M seems to forget it was actually a £250 bill... I wouldn't mind but I had only just left her and she would be calling me!

Still love her with all my heart, almost 18 years and still love each other like we first met

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yorkshire folk, confused by bread comming in a round shape and si hedge thier bets by also calling it a cake

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"So given we often have threads asking how men should treat women etc and they're requests (and offers) of wining and dining, random gifts, foot rubs, massages, tea/wine/vodka as they come through the door and long unselfish oral stimulation.

When was the last time you lady folk ever did any of this for a man (or offered to)

When did you last randomly buy a guy something, or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs?

Get the hotel bills, give him a massage, go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer).

"

I do sensual things for my men, yes, and I'm always buying little gifts for people I am fond of, I just see things that make me think of them. But I cook more often than buy a meal - I have more talent and time than money!!

There are some very giving men on fabs though - and they are much appreciated by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, just remembered one thing I did for someone for a first meet with someone - I did a little "adult colouring" page for them relating to nicknames we have for each other. Took me three bloody days.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

When did you last randomly buy a guy something,- last week

or take him out to dinner and pay all the tabs? - bout three weeks ago, have offered since

Get the hotel bills, usually pay travel costs, but have paid for rooms

give him a massage,- last weekend

go down on him "for hours" (as so many men seem to offer). when he asks for it, with total wanton desire in his eyes

i appreciate and im appreciated..simplez

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When did you all last open a door for a man :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did you all last open a door for a man :p

"

This past weekend.

Then I told him to go back to shut the gate behind him.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"When did you all last open a door for a man :p

"
last weekend..he was carrying our cups of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB will be getting the full works if I see him this weekend!

He's been stressed & busy with work, so a nice meal out, a sensual massage followed by a lot of play for him.

I'm excited at the thought of all the wicked things I can do to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did you all last open a door for a man :p

"

Yesterday, at work

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

The minute someone starts doing all that for me I'll return the favour!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

When I meet N - I look fabulous, always undress him, and do my utmost to make him feel great both sexually and emotionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to but it seems people don't like it so I don't as much anymore.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass. "

Roll

cob

bun

bap

breadcake

muffin (that one's just confusing!)

stotty

butty

teacake (eh?)

banjo

barm

binlid

batch

barmcake

Almost as many synonyms as there for boobs and front bottoms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass. "

I find the whole 'cake' element very misleading & quite frankly unfair

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm 30 years single so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always buy my partner stuff when I visit, dinner or drinks or days out, and do whatever needs done really. I asked him if it really was unusual for a female to buy or do as much stuff for a male and he said yes.

I'm not sure it is though, think he just had shitty exes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass.

I find the whole 'cake' element very misleading & quite frankly unfair "

It has flour in it, its baked in a tin, its baked in an oven, and it rises...its a breadcake...its a bonus that it's bread flavoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy you ice cream, possibly give you a massage and maybe do something to your arse OP, but I'm too fat/greedy/lazy for the rest of it.

I have offered to do something nice for someone recently, but when I asked him if he wanted me to do something special for him he said no. I did make him bacon butties for his breakfast & cups of tea though.

Edit: win \o/

What's the most winning part?

They were cheese-topped bread cakes for the butties an all. I don't do things by half.

What's a bread cake?

What's a... what's a bread cake?!

It's a serious question. You have linked four things I like (a lot): cheese, bread, cake and, earlier, bacon. I don't know what a bread cake is, let alone a cheese-topped one.

A bread cake... bread roll, bap, cob, barm.

I'm a Yorkshire lass.

I find the whole 'cake' element very misleading & quite frankly unfair

It has flour in it, its baked in a tin, its baked in an oven, and it rises...its a breadcake...its a bonus that it's bread flavoured "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W nearly always pays for us - insists on it but occasionally if its been costing him more than usual i will dibs in - more than happy to if he lets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had offers to go Dutch, but I like to pay hotel bills, and the lady may pay for wine, comestibles etc. Works out fine. I was taken out to a spa hotel, (four poster, bath in room) a while back though. Birthday treat, and most appreciated especially as I was treated like a king! The point about cost of lingerie is taken, as we men tend to spend less on this!

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