FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to get a woman's attention on here

By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before anything even involves messaging....have a profile, read a profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

That's standard I mean better than the old boring what most people do Hi you ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

This, or be a saint

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Haha yeah makes sound like a right price lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When messaging couples only address her totally ignore male half of couples always goes down a strorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"before anything even involves messaging....have a profile, read a profile.."

I would second that.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Be interesting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

This, or be a saint

I've not seen evidence of this method working.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

You're ex told me I could find you on here and he showed me the photos.

You'll get her attention believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a ferrari before a friend request.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bribe them with cake.

Cock pics are 10 a penny.

But a cock pic loaded with ring doughnuts will get you laid every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If what you're doing isn't working, change it. Be social and proactive with it. Be a good person attitude wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's standard I mean better than the old boring what most people do Hi you ok lol"

You have to tailor the message to the personality you see in their profile. Duh and make it interesting with a call to action. Otherwise employ a marketing and business development agency

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Haha you sure

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Sky remote , Lynx deodrant can , pint glass or even a huge eclair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

This, or be a saint

I've not seen evidence of this method working.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its a good question OP. People who I ignore one day might pique my interest the next. I prefer men to message me with a plan. there's nothing worse than suggesting something, for them to say 'I don't mind'.

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

That sounds good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

This, or be a saint

I've not seen evidence of this method working.

I have millions of ladies on their knees with their mouths open for me all over the world.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know what gets my attention dont know about others//

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

just be a charming motherfucking stud

failing that obviously read profile and have a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make us smile and hav pics that make us go mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds good lol"

OP if you use reply&quote people will know which comment your responding to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds good lol

OP if you use reply&quote people will know which comment your responding to

It's more fun guessing who he's responding to though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter. Lot of glitter

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Just fill up her inbox with messages if she doesn't reply within 2 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter. Lot of glitter"

On willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, is the teddy on Fab and does he meet on his own?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Glitter. Lot of glitter

On willy

dont use the glue glitter tho , it takes ages to get off ..... so a mate told me

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Haha good point scarlet I ment to the guy saying about the ex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

How high are your standards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, is the teddy on Fab and does he meet on his own?

Ffs **note to self don't drink and read threads diet all over my phone again**

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Yeah the teddy my swinging patner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh... ignore them and they come to you...

....treat em mean; you leave the scene

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

For a start, read your own profile and think, would I want to meet me based on it?

It seems a lot of men on here think this is going to be an easy lay and are suddenly shocked when it doesn't work out the way they thought it would.

Please note most women look at profiles before they look at the message and if it is not enticing then no matter what your first message says, it's ignored.

So it is up to men on how much effort they make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha good point scarlet I ment to the guy saying about the ex lol"

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it gets confusing for the slow witted (me) amoungst us.

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Standards are high lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standards are high lol"

No. Standards are normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bake a rather spiffing cake

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Need standards on here lol, well any body's welcome to look at my profile and inbox me some pointers,it is a bit shit don't really know what to put and say on here lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Be aware that at all times you are selling yourself - but not everyone wants to buy. Like a used car market there is a massive oversupply of second hand cars.

Meet people at socials and clubs - you're not just dependent upon the internet.

Posting for a woman to join you for a club visit, helping you to save $ is another failsafe winner: We're all aware that it's tight and go out of our way to help save you some cash. Even if we have to walk home in the rain.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Need standards on here lol, well any body's welcome to look at my profile and inbox me some pointers,it is a bit shit don't really know what to put and say on here lol"

When you read other peoples profiles, what entices you to message them?

The same applies with your own profile, no one can tell you what to put as we don't know you,, only you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send them loads of cock photos.

That'll work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...probably not mention that you play safe because not being funny one person might spread something halfway across the site ha ha.....????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send them loads of cock photos.

That'll work.

It does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send them loads of cock photos.

That'll work.

It does

See, I'm always right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, that was not an invitation to send me cock photos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need standards on here lol, well any body's welcome to look at my profile and inbox me some pointers,it is a bit shit don't really know what to put and say on here lol"

My pointer? Use the reply and quote button.

Not that you have taken on board similar suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send them loads of cock photos.

That'll work.

It does

See, I'm always right!

Successfully Verified as a tried and tested method

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Need standards on here lol, well any body's welcome to look at my profile and inbox me some pointers,it is a bit shit don't really know what to put and say on here lol

My pointer? Use the reply and quote button.good pointer lol cheers thought when clicked reply it did it to the person sorry about that

Not that you have taken on board similar suggestions."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need standards on here lol, well any body's welcome to look at my profile and inbox me some pointers,it is a bit shit don't really know what to put and say on here lol

My pointer? Use the reply and quote button.good pointer lol cheers thought when clicked reply it did it to the person sorry about that

Not that you have taken on board similar suggestions."

Ummmmm almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

This, or be a saint

I've not seen evidence of this method working.

Answer of the day award goes to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

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lol the teddy says send some pics back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back"

Good work OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

Show me your elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back"

No matter how many cock pictures Ted has, you would be very lucky to get a response to a one-line profile.

Who knows, I might be wrong.

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

Show me your elbows."
what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make us smile and hav pics that make us go mmmmm"

Ha ha pics that make you mmmmm i could be struggling

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back

No matter how many cock pictures Ted has, you would be very lucky to get a response to a one-line profile.that would be good for banter if I did a couple profile with ted but people would probably think I sex abuse small fluffy toys lmao

Who knows, I might be wrong."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn't always about getting anyones attention - this site is so overloaded with men, that you're never going to get anywhere unless person A actually finds you attractive in the first place.

You might be fit, have an enormous penis, a sparkling, witty personality and your Mum says you're good looking, but unless the person in question fancies you, you're never going to get their attention.

It's all in the eye of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back

Who knows, I might be wrong."

You haven't really got the hang of the +Reply bit, have you? I would be a little anxious if I were your teddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back"

Ted says he is only looking for pics of VWE BBC

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back

Who knows, I might be wrong.

You haven't really got the hang of the +Reply bit, have you? I would be a little anxious if I were your teddy.

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,,, no I haven't lol sorry again

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back

Ted says he is only looking for pics of VWE BBC

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what you got a BBC ted says good on you, you hide it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, will you tell the teddy not to send me any more cock pics. 35 is quite enough

lol the teddy says send some pics back

Ted says he is only looking for pics of VWE BBC

what you got a BBC ted says good on you, you hide it well"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In short: Target the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"before anything even involves messaging....have a profile, read a profile..

I would second that."

I third it X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When messaging couples only address her totally ignore male half of couples always goes down a strorm "

Definitely agree. That does annoy us. Hubby has often responded with a tongue in cheek reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter. Lot of glitter

On willy

dont use the glue glitter tho , it takes ages to get off ..... so a mate told me

Hmmm yes we believe you x

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By *rblackpool OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"When messaging couples only address her totally ignore male half of couples always goes down a strorm

Definitely agree. That does annoy us. Hubby has often responded with a tongue in cheek reply.

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,,,,,, Ahhh see I've didn't understand that I thought it would be politer to respect the guy because your trying to get abit of his Mrs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"before anything even involves messaging....have a profile, read a profile..

I would second that.

I third it X"

Can I fourth that? Not that the OP's Ted is in the least interested.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

Talk to me like I'm a fellow human being and a distinct individual rather than a collection of possibly fuckable holes. Which in my book precludes using a 'line' of any description.

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Sky remote , Lynx deodrant can , pint glass or even a huge eclair

Who wouldn't want a lovely smelling partner, a good movie, booze and cake? You could even bring a tape measure along if the need to measure cock occurred.

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By *ustykaiWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"before anything even involves messaging....have a profile, read a profile..

I would second that."

Third that.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

Mysterious introvert polite guys they get my attention!.They real hybrids of this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

On the forum....act like a cock and call all the women sluts...apparently it gets all their knickers wet

Let it go madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck her husband's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys

Mysterious introvert polite guys they get my attention!.They real hybrids of this site.

I'm an introvert and polite. I'm not mysterious though... Or am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He usually just asks them what their deepest, darkest desires are....

It's like watching butter melt on a hot plate .....

But enough of Him

OP - you need to show yourself in your profile with good pics.

NO cocks shots, hints of you, your likes.

Oh - and READ THE FUCKING PROFILE!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here "

I was gonna say a sarcastic 'Strip!

'....but then I checked out the profile and saw the teddy pic - use THAT!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

Jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Or......

Be confident, fun, friendly, charming, and attractive. Then put real effort into your profile but have no expectations. Then finally, be lucky..... very, very lucky.

Cal

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

OI ...OVER HERE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to her about menopause

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

"Sky remote , Lynx deodrant can , pint glass or even a huge eclair

You cannot diss the giant eclair...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a message saying that you are in the area on business and would they like to come to your hotel room for an hour. Don't forget to attach a cock pic to your message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull her bra straps and let go..

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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago

Clapham

"What's the best way to get a woman's attention on here what's your best lines guys "

Meet them at party or socal before chatting on here.... get to some party's if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good ass pic

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