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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream?

WHAT we'll be doing with it I don't know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You might have to get in bed for a sleep as i think thats what im going to be doing

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm not one for overly planing a social evening so just pop over and we'll see where the night spontaneously takes us

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

BBQ and bubbly in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would just be coffee as don't meet your requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can drink wine until that runs out.

Then we can drink vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x"

I have some painting that needs doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I've bought you 30 new vests to try on. They're all white and the same size. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea and tv "

I'm coming to yours then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard "

You're lovely and all, but naaaaah to housework!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBQ and bubbly in the garden "

Are you still topless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feast upon eachother until there's nothing left to feast upon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard

You're lovely and all, but naaaaah to housework! "

Yeah...those are my sentiments too....might skip to the wine and then curse my slovenly ways in the morning when there is no space to pour the coffee or make the lunches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dress me up and teach me to put makeup on myself? Bit of a "girly" night?lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id google ebay n we'd go online shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I'm away on the coast tonight in a strange hotel it would be to see what drinks the bar has,what channels the microscopic TV has and then well...the options are limited!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well there is cooking we have to do together but its a bit hot for that -

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

How did you find my address?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetical speaking, you could confess your sins and seek forgiveness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you find my address?"

Interpol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a game of fart tennis

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Cream crackers cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you find my address?"

I gave her it,,ive been following you for months

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"BBQ and bubbly in the garden

Are you still topless? "

I can be very quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tending to my neglected garden..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sit and talk about the first thing that pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea and tv

I'm coming to yours then. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBQ and bubbly in the garden

Are you still topless?

I can be very quickly "

Oh yay

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I'm ironing , you can do that if you like while i watch telly

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Making lemon layer cake.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Scrabble? I'm rather good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix n chill yeah

No really. I'm sleepy. Bed with the laptop is totally happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x"

its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Making lemon layer cake."

Can I lick the bowl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x

its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place "

Quickly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, an update... I'm currently naked & about to jump in the bath with a Cherry Bathe Well bath bomb, so.

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x"

I would help you live up to your name

Mrs newbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could play hide the sausage while you munch on the fury burger

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"How did you find my address?

Interpol "

Bastards! I bribed them to be quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 minutes left,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x

I would help you live up to your name

Mrs newbs "

Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk pooch on the hill

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x"

Hurry up we just have enough day light left for you to mow the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine and flowers and enjoy your company hopefully you would enjoy mine too

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Are you a good timekeeper?

I couldn't possibly let you see me in my leotard.

Text me when you're five mins away and we'll make the rest up as we go along.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Sweep the carpet and wash the dog

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(Not euphemisms. Vacuum is broken and my pooch needs a scrub)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to clean your windows and hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress up for you and be your bitch for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shower together then just sit around naked after and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dress up for you and be your bitch for the night "

Excellent, everyone should have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Well I've had my dinner, had a shower and fed the cat so it's time to don the dressing gown and chill for a bit in front of the tv, you're welcome to join me.

There will of course be tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to clean your windows and hoover."

Can you come round mine after?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Making lemon layer cake.

Can I lick the bowl? "

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to clean your windows and hoover.

Can you come round mine after? "

I have a karcher window vacum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've had my dinner, had a shower and fed the cat so it's time to don the dressing gown and chill for a bit in front of the tv, you're welcome to join me.

There will of course be tea and biscuits "

Tea?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

"

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"

Can I lick the bowl? "

No. Pull the chain like everyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time."

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

"

Shall I pour you a cup?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! "

Fancy a cup?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going from another thread running we could have a threesome consisting of a a honeycomb magnum a mint one and then another honeycomb magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

Fancy a cup?! "

Got any biscuits? X

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

Fancy a cup?!

Got any biscuits? X"

Lemon Puffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

Fancy a cup?!

Got any biscuits? X

Lemon Puffs?"

Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

Fancy a cup?!

Got any biscuits? X

Lemon Puffs?

Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! "

Never been a biscuit dunker. Tea bagging...well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you. "

I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerplunk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would watch big brother and have some haribos mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you.

I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it! "

Grrrr! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We would watch big brother and have some haribos mmmmm "

Sweet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm at work, so message you to warn you that the hamsters are just inside the door and they are feral. I'd then send a second message enquiring about the lack of progress on my conservatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at work, so message you to warn you that the hamsters are just inside the door and they are feral. I'd then send a second message enquiring about the lack of progress on my conservatory "

Tina, I expected more exciting things from you!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).

Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.

Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).

Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.

Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!

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One of my favourite girl crushes, I'm in!

(Keep yer crisps!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x

Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.

Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!

Fancy a cup?!

Got any biscuits? X

Lemon Puffs?

Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! "

About these biscuits... are we talking namby pamby rich teas or proper dunkers like hob nobs that soak up a third of a cup per biscuit!!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Chocolate and sex - but you'll need to hurry as there's not much chocolate left in the flat and what there is is going fast. Actually, please bring more chocolate.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can you do my washing and ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you do my washing and ironing "

Nahhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What WON'T we be doing is easier to work out

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What WON'T we be doing is easier to work out "

I like, I like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up

Mr ddc "

Kinky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

Gratuitous shenanigans us back dabs doo

What are we gonna get up to?

BG x"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There's some gardening still to do and we can sample my fine selection of teas

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up

Mr ddc

Kinky!! "

Blindfolds and cream cakes, what more would we need?

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).

Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.

Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!

"

Basically girly shit. Meat it up a bit ffs give us some sort of hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up

Mr ddc

Kinky!!

Blindfolds and cream cakes, what more would we need?

"

Cream cakes?

You had it sold at blindfolds.

Fuck it, I might move in!

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