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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x" I have some painting that needs doing | |||
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"BBQ and bubbly in the garden " Are you still topless? | |||
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"My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard You're lovely and all, but naaaaah to housework! " Yeah...those are my sentiments too....might skip to the wine and then curse my slovenly ways in the morning when there is no space to pour the coffee or make the lunches | |||
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"How did you find my address?" I gave her it,,ive been following you for months | |||
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"BBQ and bubbly in the garden Are you still topless? " I can be very quickly | |||
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"BBQ and bubbly in the garden Are you still topless? I can be very quickly " Oh yay | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x" its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place " Quickly!! | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x" I would help you live up to your name Mrs newbs | |||
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"How did you find my address? Interpol " Bastards! I bribed them to be quiet | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x I would help you live up to your name Mrs newbs " Fun | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) What are we gonna get up to? BG x" Hurry up we just have enough day light left for you to mow the lawn | |||
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"Dress up for you and be your bitch for the night " Excellent, everyone should have one! | |||
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"I'm going to clean your windows and hoover." Can you come round mine after? | |||
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"Making lemon layer cake. Can I lick the bowl? " Yes you can | |||
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"I'm going to clean your windows and hoover. Can you come round mine after? " I have a karcher window vacum | |||
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"Well I've had my dinner, had a shower and fed the cat so it's time to don the dressing gown and chill for a bit in front of the tv, you're welcome to join me. There will of course be tea and biscuits " Tea? | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x " Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. | |||
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" Can I lick the bowl? " No. Pull the chain like everyone else! | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time." | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time." Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. " Shall I pour you a cup? | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! " Fancy a cup?! | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! Fancy a cup?! " Got any biscuits? X | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! Fancy a cup?! Got any biscuits? X" Lemon Puffs? | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! Fancy a cup?! Got any biscuits? X Lemon Puffs?" Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! Fancy a cup?! Got any biscuits? X Lemon Puffs? Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! " Never been a biscuit dunker. Tea bagging...well... | |||
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"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you. " I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it! | |||
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"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you. I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it! " Grrrr! X | |||
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"We would watch big brother and have some haribos mmmmm " Sweet | |||
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"I'm at work, so message you to warn you that the hamsters are just inside the door and they are feral. I'd then send a second message enquiring about the lack of progress on my conservatory " Tina, I expected more exciting things from you! | |||
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"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might). Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way. Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight! " One of my favourite girl crushes, I'm in! (Keep yer crisps!) | |||
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time. Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! Fancy a cup?! Got any biscuits? X Lemon Puffs? Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! " About these biscuits... are we talking namby pamby rich teas or proper dunkers like hob nobs that soak up a third of a cup per biscuit!! | |||
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"What WON'T we be doing is easier to work out " I like, I like! | |||
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"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up Mr ddc " Kinky!! | |||
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!) Gratuitous shenanigans us back dabs doo What are we gonna get up to? BG x" | |||
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"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up Mr ddc Kinky!! " Blindfolds and cream cakes, what more would we need? | |||
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"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might). Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way. Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight! " Basically girly shit. Meat it up a bit ffs give us some sort of hope! | |||
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"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up Mr ddc Kinky!! Blindfolds and cream cakes, what more would we need? " Cream cakes? You had it sold at blindfolds. Fuck it, I might move in! | |||
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