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Battle scar's of the Swinging kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

prettytiedup's satin pj's thread has brought back some memories, like I said on it we had satin sheets once and Mark slid off the bed and smashed his head open on the radiator, and has a scar to prove it lol.

What injuries have you received in your quest for passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door harness = bruised bottom

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By *s cynicalWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Dislocated shoulder.... twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repetitive strain injury

You can't work at the rest on your own

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Scratch marks on torso and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got hit in the head with a porn video once when Fred threw it up the stairs, I went to catch it and missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Door harness = bruised bottom "

Oh seen someone do that at a show, looked very painful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That thread also reminded me ( non satin sheets)

Pulled a guy both a bit pissed one minute i was in the bed next i was on the floor with him aaking if i was ok. Id slid across the bed, fell and knocked the television that was on the bedside tqble off and it had smashed me on the head and knocked me out.

Loads, thats the funniest, most painful was breaking my ribs in march

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

All my scars are mental ones. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got hit in the head with a porn video once when Fred threw it up the stairs, I went to catch it and missed "
Brilliant

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dislocated someones wrist before we even got properly started

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Hurt my pride a few times

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Broke someone elses ribs and caused them to have floating ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got burning feeling while peeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Broke someone elses ribs and caused them to have floating ribs"
weve warned you about wearing that inflatable sumo suit on meets lol

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Not quite sex but once getting ready for a club night was using the trick of looping my corset strings over the door handle, pulled too hard, handle came off and I head butted the wall and had a very elegant bruise and bump on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite sex but once getting ready for a club night was using the trick of looping my corset strings over the door handle, pulled too hard, handle came off and I head butted the wall and had a very elegant bruise and bump on my head"
now this is what the threads all about

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have a gentlemen friend that point blank refuses to let me wear my heels aa i nearly stapled him to the bed with a.stiletto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauna burn just below my bum cheek.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Broke someone elses ribs and caused them to have floating ribsweve warned you about wearing that inflatable sumo suit on meets lol "
it was his own fault and i take no responsability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god... nothing that I can really mention on the forums, but I was once stood in my underwear grinding against a guy in his bedroom. I stepped back thinking I was going to land on his bed, misjudged the distance, went down smack on my arse and whacked my head against the bed frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... and due to getting a bit frisky on the floor I ended with a massive carpet burn on my shoulder blade.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was about 18 used some nylon rope.and.was walking round with rope burma to the ankles for about two weeks

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Hurt my pride a few times"

Yeah I'm sure. Holding your breath to appear slimmer. My friend, let it out. Some women love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when I knelt down to give someone a outdoor bj last summer I ended up with really mucky knees and there was grit embedded in them for a few days afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!! You've all made me laugh

Had a meet last week, made us a brew carrying them through to the lounge, trying to look sexy the door handle got caught on my belt loop of my short satin dressing gown... Threw the brews over me & scalded my leg!!!

we still to play lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

First time i had anal sex i completly misjudged and ended up with a cock full pelt straight up the arse(actually that might be number 2 in most painful)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And when I knelt down to give someone a outdoor bj last summer I ended up with really mucky knees and there was grit embedded in them for a few days afterwards."
last time i arranged an outdoor meet i opened the car.door and stood in 3ft of stinging nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg!!! You've all made me laugh

Had a meet last week, made us a brew carrying them through to the lounge, trying to look sexy the door handle got caught on my belt loop of my short satin dressing gown... Threw the brews over me & scalded my leg!!!

we still got to play lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flicking open the belt on my mac to reveal all and was stood too close. He got wacked in the face

Im not a very good judge of distance

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Had very sore spanked ass before black and blue had scratches all down my back so bad I went to work the next morning late had a white shirt and got told by a boss I had some thing on my back the blood had soaked through my shirt

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Classic -

I had carpet burn on knees from shagging in the hallway in cupids

Black and blue Arse so saw I couldn't sit down in the office

A scraped elbow from some recent play at Kestrels

I have had fractured ribs for 4 weeks and lady friend forgot and put her legs against them in pool - Mike in agony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I once had my arse bitten so hard that it was bruised for a week

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Huge bloody whelts from a crop. Had to hide my arse for a week.

Was giving the wonderful A an outside bj recently. Ended up with dirty trouser-knees, and had to do the walk of shame back to the car.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Not quite sex but once getting ready for a club night was using the trick of looping my corset strings over the door handle, pulled too hard, handle came off and I head butted the wall and had a very elegant bruise and bump on my headnow this is what the threads all about "

I am a little accident prone

Now who wanrs to sext to next to me on the rides at the Alton towers social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh... and due to getting a bit frisky on the floor I ended with a massive carpet burn on my shoulder blade."

This reminds me I once fell into a d*unken slumber mid-doggy on a cord carpet. Lost most layers of skin from my forehead and nose. That was an interesting fortnight Um. No. He says he didn't notice I'd gone to sleep at first. I'm such a good lay

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Not quite sex but once getting ready for a club night was using the trick of looping my corset strings over the door handle, pulled too hard, handle came off and I head butted the wall and had a very elegant bruise and bump on my headnow this is what the threads all about

I am a little accident prone

Now who wanrs to sext to next to me on the rides at the Alton towers social "

You might want to rephrase that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First time i had anal sex i completly misjudged and ended up with a cock full pelt straight up the arse(actually that might be number 2 in most painful)"
I'm sorry but this technically could be classed as a swinging battle scar as I have laughed so hard at this ive pulled a muscle in my chest

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"First time i had anal sex i completly misjudged and ended up with a cock full pelt straight up the arse(actually that might be number 2 in most painful)I'm sorry but this technically could be classed as a swinging battle scar as I have laughed so hard at this ive pulled a muscle in my chest "
theres a name for people like you i cant remember it though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A shadenfreude thats what you are

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Not quite sex but once getting ready for a club night was using the trick of looping my corset strings over the door handle, pulled too hard, handle came off and I head butted the wall and had a very elegant bruise and bump on my headnow this is what the threads all about

I am a little accident prone

Now who wanrs to sext to next to me on the rides at the Alton towers social

You might want to rephrase that. "

Ooopsie....see even my thumb is clumsy

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

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