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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

one peace of advice i would like to share.

if you are going to meet TURN UP

if you don't like the person don't lead them on i know its a sex meet but saying " sorry i don't want to meet any more is better than standing someone up"

any tips for single men on here post below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always stay within the boundries of what your meet likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single men a tit, or two?

one peach of vice I would like to share.

if you are going to meet a turnip

if you don't like the parsnip dont leak them on I know it's a sugar beet but saying "sorry I don't want leeks any more is bitter than standing in someone's cup.

any tits for single cream on here boast below:-

yeah - I knows

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"one peace of advice i would like to share.

if you are going to meet TURN UP

if you don't like the person don't lead them on i know its a sex meet but saying " sorry i don't want to meet any more is better than standing someone up"

any tips for single men on here post below "

I think that tip should be for women and couples too, not just single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont spy in the background on the person your going to meet not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The ones I meet don't need any tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont spy in the background on the person your going to meet not nice "

thanks, does that mean I still can then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think that goes for single couples and woman ,i always say no sorry u not for me if i dnt like ....if i dolike dnt meet unless i have talked for months am no easy target .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones I meet don't need any tips "

never leave one mesel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"one peace of advice i would like to share.

if you are going to meet TURN UP

if you don't like the person don't lead them on i know its a sex meet but saying " sorry i don't want to meet any more is better than standing someone up"

any tips for single men on here post below

I think that tip should be for women and couples too, not just single guys."

very true but i havent met a couple yet so havent been let down by one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP do you meet socially first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first? "

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Tips for single guys:

Flirt with fat wrinkly women in the chatroom and forums, the more wrinkles the better – check out the cams for faces with more creases than a tramps trousers… it will be reassuring to the fitter ones with confidence issues that you won’t be judging them.

If you want to get invited to parties, hit on one of the ugly women who go… once you have a foot in the door you can start to access the ‘cream’.

Trade in your opinions at ‘Sycophants ‘R’ Us’ and learn to compliment people who make your skin crawl…. individualistic personality actually counts for very little.

Learn to be humble… always tell other people who much better they are than you and how you are honoured they are talking to you.

Prepare a selection of ego feeding lines and keep them handy at all times… useful for the less than average who believe the hype about ‘having the pick of the bunch’ because they have tits (regardless of the condition).

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Tips for single guys:

Flirt with fat wrinkly women in the chatroom and forums, the more wrinkles the better – check out the cams for faces with more creases than a tramps trousers… it will be reassuring to the fitter ones with confidence issues that you won’t be judging them.

If you want to get invited to parties, hit on one of the ugly women who go… once you have a foot in the door you can start to access the ‘cream’.

Trade in your opinions at ‘Sycophants ‘R’ Us’ and learn to compliment people who make your skin crawl…. individualistic personality actually counts for very little.

Learn to be humble… always tell other people who much better they are than you and how you are honoured they are talking to you.

Prepare a selection of ego feeding lines and keep them handy at all times… useful for the less than average who believe the hype about ‘having the pick of the bunch’ because they have tits (regardless of the condition).

"

perfect description of my new word..

slithering..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the cock pics. gah.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

basically whoever you are, if you get a meet then try and turn up. but if you cant let the person/people your meant to be meeting know you cant turn up for whatever reason/excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x"

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt

Still frightfully inconsiderate of them, what harm is there in at least sending a text? Can't imagine you're the type to get all cranky Brummyjack.

The golden rule that serves me is turn up if people have put themselves to meet, or at the very worst, text or call if something comes up...I was once involved in a car accident that prevented me making a meet, but I made sure the woman knew not to expect me turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse."

wheres the parsnips gone i rather like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tips for single guys:

Flirt with fat wrinkly women in the chatroom and forums, the more wrinkles the better – check out the cams for faces with more creases than a tramps trousers… it will be reassuring to the fitter ones with confidence issues that you won’t be judging them.

If you want to get invited to parties, hit on one of the ugly women who go… once you have a foot in the door you can start to access the ‘cream’.

Trade in your opinions at ‘Sycophants ‘R’ Us’ and learn to compliment people who make your skin crawl…. individualistic personality actually counts for very little.

Learn to be humble… always tell other people who much better they are than you and how you are honoured they are talking to you.

Prepare a selection of ego feeding lines and keep them handy at all times… useful for the less than average who believe the hype about ‘having the pick of the bunch’ because they have tits (regardless of the condition).

"

God you're good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse.

wheres the parsnips gone i rather like them "

if you like the parnips, just make sure you turnip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse.

wheres the parsnips gone i rather like them

if you like the parnips, just make sure you turnip."

i will always turnip when i arrange something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse.

wheres the parsnips gone i rather like them

if you like the parnips, just make sure you turnip.

i will always turnip when i arrange something "

we always turnip even if itis not a veg meat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP do you meet socially first?

yes always

my 2 meets who blew me out was reg playbuddies

the other 2 was social meets who didnt turn up or text me so i didnt waste no time off for it x

those damn veg playbuddies! tch

and don't mention turnips they are even worse.

wheres the parsnips gone i rather like them

if you like the parnips, just make sure you turnip.

i will always turnip when i arrange something

we always turnip even if itis not a veg meat."

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"one peace of advice i would like to share.

if you are going to meet TURN UP

if you don't like the person don't lead them on i know its a sex meet but saying " sorry i don't want to meet any more is better than standing someone up"

any tips for single men on here post below "

nope.... sorry!

if they need tips like basic "common sense", then are they really the type of person you'd want to meet in the 1st place....

I think that one is more on the "picker" myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read someones profile and dont call them babe when it says they dont like it

dont ask for msn, when it says they dont use it

Got to be my biggest as it would so save wasting my time if people read it first before sending me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another one, when we are arranging to meet halfway, dont choose a place ive never heard of, that RAC cant find and then it turns out its just past where you live????

it says im not interested in anyone that lives several hours drive away, it means im not interested in meeting you FOR THAT REASON ffs

yes im pissed off tonight, does it show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here's another few tips

asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"here's another few tips

asparagus "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer agree read profiles as most men read with there cock not there brain lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"yer agree read profiles as most men read with there cock not there brain lol "

I know it's often called the jap's eye... but I don't think it can actually see... which is lucky if he's giving anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yer agree read profiles as most men read with there cock not there brain lol "

cos they are sufferent from coq-a-leekie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yer agree read profiles as most men read with there cock not there brain lol "
thing is i do read all profiles is that we dont get the reply back

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"Here's another one, when we are arranging to meet halfway, dont choose a place ive never heard of, that RAC cant find and then it turns out its just past where you live????

it says im not interested in anyone that lives several hours drive away, it means im not interested in meeting you FOR THAT REASON ffs

yes im pissed off tonight, does it show "

it wasn't me I'm to far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tips for single guys:

Flirt with fat wrinkly women in the chatroom and forums, the more wrinkles the better – check out the cams for faces with more creases than a tramps trousers… it will be reassuring to the fitter ones with confidence issues that you won’t be judging them.

If you want to get invited to parties, hit on one of the ugly women who go… once you have a foot in the door you can start to access the ‘cream’.

Trade in your opinions at ‘Sycophants ‘R’ Us’ and learn to compliment people who make your skin crawl…. individualistic personality actually counts for very little.

Learn to be humble… always tell other people who much better they are than you and how you are honoured they are talking to you.

Prepare a selection of ego feeding lines and keep them handy at all times… useful for the less than average who believe the hype about ‘having the pick of the bunch’ because they have tits (regardless of the condition).

"
Bravo Polo! Post of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yer agree read profiles as most men read with there cock not there brain lol "

Are you suggesting that it's ONLY single men that don't read profiles properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another one, when we are arranging to meet halfway, dont choose a place ive never heard of, that RAC cant find and then it turns out its just past where you live????

it says im not interested in anyone that lives several hours drive away, it means im not interested in meeting you FOR THAT REASON ffs

yes im pissed off tonight, does it show

it wasn't me I'm to far away "

it was a guy from Saltash, 2hrs 39 mins from Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation."

Now they are the biggest timewasters, nothing on their profile, several weeks of good conversation via messages and/or texts then they get the guilty conscience and let you know if only they said in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip for single guys. When ya get to the arranged meet. Dont take a look at the first woman on her own, decide to get off coz you dont fancy her. It wasnt feckin me, I hadnt arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip for single guys. When ya get to the arranged meet. Dont take a look at the first woman on her own, decide to get off coz you dont fancy her. It wasnt feckin me, I hadnt arrived "

Aww no Bi. Why would they do that to you or any woman or couple.

Timewasters are no good for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he got there b4. saw a woman. didnt fancy her n assumed it was me. sent me a barrage of texts. am sending em back sayin i aint there yet.

lucky escape i think for me.

so i did wot any decent single does, moved onto the next victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another one, when we are arranging to meet halfway, dont choose a place ive never heard of, that RAC cant find and then it turns out its just past where you live????

it says im not interested in anyone that lives several hours drive away, it means im not interested in meeting you FOR THAT REASON ffs

yes im pissed off tonight, does it show "

Now you see...that's where setting your own ground rules and giving people an opportunity to like it or lump it comes into play.

All social meets are conducted five minutes from where I'm sitting at the moment. There's absolutely no way on God's green earth am I traipsing anywhere to meet anyone.

That way we both know the score and I can remain calm and happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation.

Now they are the biggest timewasters, nothing on their profile, several weeks of good conversation via messages and/or texts then they get the guilty conscience and let you know if only they said in the first place "

Married men are relatively easy to spot: some people just prefer not to heed the warning signs.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wear a hat at a 'jaunty' angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear a hat at a 'jaunty' angle."

works for me every time...always reply to jaunty-angled hats. xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation.

Now they are the biggest timewasters, nothing on their profile, several weeks of good conversation via messages and/or texts then they get the guilty conscience and let you know if only they said in the first place

Married men are relatively easy to spot: some people just prefer not to heed the warning signs."

And the problem is a lot of single females go for this option as a easy way out then when real single guy comes along no thanks, no they go for the guy who in the is in the just going crap all over them but is that just what is like in the dateing game were not here to date its about having sex and the fun that comes with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish there was a tongue in cheek smiley face. I was just making a Viz type Top Tip joke playing on the title of this thread and making a comedic observation. I was in no way shape or form married man bashing. People can be unreliable no matter what their marital status. It was a mere joke. He was also an irishman - or an englishman.. walking into a bar... with tape on his fingers...

Apologies all round.

Cue glum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation.

Now they are the biggest timewasters, nothing on their profile, several weeks of good conversation via messages and/or texts then they get the guilty conscience and let you know if only they said in the first place

Married men are relatively easy to spot: some people just prefer not to heed the warning signs.

And the problem is a lot of single females go for this option as a easy way out then when real single guy comes along no thanks, no they go for the guy who in the is in the just going crap all over them but is that just what is like in the dateing game were not here to date its about having sex and the fun that comes with it "

I don't get how a married man is an easy option. I'm looking for uncomplicated sex with men free to play when I am. I can't see how arranging to meet between meetings, or while the wife has her nails done would suit a single woman. It'd be perfect for a married one - like minds and all that.

Then again, I daresay a single woman will post saying married men suit them just fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tips for single guys

1) Dont start, its a waste of your life sitting in front of a computer. My options get you out more and will frustrate the "treat all single guys like morons" fraternatity because we wont be on here. They will then turn on each other.

So my options are

2) If your good looking go out socialising instead, a pissed woman wont care if your thick as two short planks just as long as you look good.

3) If your not god loking but personable and have interests other than going the gym, then go to yoga or meditation classes etc. They are full of woman searching for something. A New guy is usually enough of "somehting" for about a week.

Ah but this is not NSA you say. If you think a bit harder it is. Option two is a one night stand, simples. option 2 involves womea who are constantly searching, they will be bored with you in a a week and ditch you.

The only draw back is you have to be genuine. You cant think for hours about the best way to answer somebodies question to you because they are standing in front of you looking at you.

tough love guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a tongue in cheek smiley face. I was just making a Viz type Top Tip joke playing on the title of this thread and making a comedic observation. I was in no way shape or form married man bashing. People can be unreliable no matter what their marital status. It was a mere joke. He was also an irishman - or an englishman.. walking into a bar... with tape on his fingers...

Apologies all round.

Cue glum face "

Chris Donald would be proud of you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Aim your sights low and learn not to wince on cam when they switch their's on.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Tips for single guys

1) Dont start, its a waste of your life sitting in front of a computer. My options get you out more and will frustrate the "treat all single guys like morons" fraternatity because we wont be on here. They will then turn on each other.

So my options are

2) If your good looking go out socialising instead, a pissed woman wont care if your thick as two short planks just as long as you look good.

3) If your not god loking but personable and have interests other than going the gym, then go to yoga or meditation classes etc. They are full of woman searching for something. A New guy is usually enough of "somehting" for about a week.

Ah but this is not NSA you say. If you think a bit harder it is. Option two is a one night stand, simples. option 2 involves womea who are constantly searching, they will be bored with you in a a week and ditch you.

The only draw back is you have to be genuine. You cant think for hours about the best way to answer somebodies question to you because they are standing in front of you looking at you.

tough love guys."

That was a public service announcement

on behalf of the ministry of players.

Got to admire your holistic tactical planning lol

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Single men. Wind white tape over the last three fingers of your left hand and make some blisters in that palm. Carry an adidas bag and pretend to be a tennis pro rather than a married man with a ring indentation.

Now they are the biggest timewasters, nothing on their profile, several weeks of good conversation via messages and/or texts then they get the guilty conscience and let you know if only they said in the first place

Married men are relatively easy to spot: some people just prefer not to heed the warning signs.

And the problem is a lot of single females go for this option as a easy way out then when real single guy comes along no thanks, no they go for the guy who in the is in the just going crap all over them but is that just what is like in the dateing game were not here to date its about having sex and the fun that comes with it

I don't get how a married man is an easy option. I'm looking for uncomplicated sex with men free to play when I am. I can't see how arranging to meet between meetings, or while the wife has her nails done would suit a single woman. It'd be perfect for a married one - like minds and all that.

Then again, I daresay a single woman will post saying married men suit them just fine!

"

your differnt and have been in this swinging world for a long while like me and you know the pitfalls so do i but some times you end up falling down one and it hurts put this post as over the last cpl weeks single fems saying they have been let down and i bet it was married guys who are not single if thats the way they like to play it there going to get burnt and badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a tongue in cheek smiley face. I was just making a Viz type Top Tip joke playing on the title of this thread and making a comedic observation. I was in no way shape or form married man bashing. People can be unreliable no matter what their marital status. It was a mere joke. He was also an irishman - or an englishman.. walking into a bar... with tape on his fingers...

Apologies all round.

Cue glum face

Chris Donald would be proud of you. "

He should be I've earned him a fortune...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear a hat at a 'jaunty' angle."

you know it makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont spy in the background on the person your going to meet not nice "

why ?? i arranged to meet a guy once who sounded too good to be true hed given away a little about his life and i found out that he had been jailed for fraud and was a con man and a total fantasist ...glad i googled him before i met him

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