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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish


"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos "

I shared that one on facebook...love top tips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos

I shared that one on facebook...love top tips x "

Using a file and a vice, fifty pence pieces can be easily filed round and made into 10p pieces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i follow them on fb too, they usually make me laugh loads.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos

I shared that one on facebook...love top tips x

Using a file and a vice, fifty pence pieces can be easily filed round and made into 10p pieces "

With a bit more time and effort, they can be made into 5p pieces instead.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I like the complimentary shopping bag one

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cinema goers, have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by going to the toilet before the film starts

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Varnish 6 Digestive biscuits and you then have an instant set of coasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop getting punctures.. Fill your tyres with concrete.. (caution: that this will affect handling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Varnish 6 Digestive biscuits and you then have an instant set of coasters."
I'm so stealing this ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save on your dry cleaning bill by taking your suits to a charity shop. They will clean them. Then buy them back for a fiver two days later

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over a year ago

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

MAKE your child a delightful mermaid action figure by simply gluing the top half of Barbie to a mackerel fillet.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

car thieves, don't be deterred if nothing valuable is on view. It may be hidden in the glove box or under the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men, have that feeling of waking up next to a woman by shaving the hair off one leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid hefty £1 rental charges for supermarket shopping trollies by being the very first customer. The first 3 trollies are extractable for free.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

If you get stopped for speeding simply tell the officer that your wife ran off with a policeman and you thought he was bringing her back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MAKE your child a delightful mermaid action figure by simply gluing the top half of Barbie to a mackerel fillet. "

OMG! Soooooo funny! Lol

This for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep litter to a minimum in your towns by issuing the blind with pointy sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents of twins. Slash your shopping bill by just buying them food which is on the "buy one get one free" promotion

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

AVOID expensive carrier bag charges by using one of the complimentary steel baskets provided.

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Don't switch between typing on here and Facebook. I nearly typed a filthy response about oral sex to my entire bloody family a few minutes ago!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

READING flyers more carefully substantially lowers the risk of being the only one at Slimming World wearing speedos & goggles.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Don't switch between typing on here and Facebook. I nearly typed a filthy response about oral sex to my entire bloody family a few minutes ago! "

I don't remember reading that one?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Avoid employing unlucky people by immediately throwing away half the CV's you receive

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Avoid employing unlucky people by immediately throwing away half the CV's you receive "

I say, that's clever.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Avoid gardening back ache from bending , simply dig 5ft deep trenches alongside the rows of veg.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

OFFICE WORKERS. Treat every day like a school trip by eating all your sandwiches before 9am and going missing for 3 hours.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Shoe bombers, increase your payload by becoming a clown

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

EMITTING a silent fart when opening a Dairylea Triangle will convince dinner guests it's an expensive French cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i always keep the washing up liquid in the cupboard under to sink saves looking all over the house for it

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Half fill your teapot with cement. Once set, it will hold less water and the tea will be much stronger. Guests will believe that you only buy expensive tea.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Same as saving water in your toilet cistern, simply put a brick in your petrol tank to use less petrol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always keep the washing up liquid in the cupboard under to sink saves looking all over the house for it"

That's so true I laughed

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

EXPERIENCE the thrill of a school reunion by simply lying to a room full of strangers about your disappointingly sad life.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"EMITTING a silent fart when opening a Dairylea Triangle will convince dinner guests it's an expensive French cheese."

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Students. Don't bother with that 3000 word essay just draw 3 pictures

Ugly women. Increase your attractiveness 500% simply by moving to Leeds

Deaf people. Stop eavesdroppers by wearing a pair of oven gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men, have that feeling of waking up next to a woman by shaving the hair off one leg."

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD ."

Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"MAKE your child a delightful mermaid action figure by simply gluing the top half of Barbie to a mackerel fillet. "

Bwahaha, oh I needed that laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Students. Don't bother with that 3000 word essay just draw 3 pictures

Ugly women. Increase your attractiveness 500% simply by moving to Leeds

Deaf people. Stop eavesdroppers by wearing a pair of oven gloves"

love that last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid employing unlucky people by immediately throwing away half the CV's you receive "

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton


"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos "
or sit in the cafe at gorton market you will see the stars of jeremy vile show

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

if your neighbor has a dog thats always barking, kidnap it and put it in your garden and see how they like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if your neighbor has a dog thats always barking, kidnap it and put it in your garden and see how they like it"

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

FOOL your smart watch into thinking you've run 3 km by having a wank.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

AVOID the pain of stepping on upturned plugs by walking around with a four socket extension lead attached to each foot.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .

Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?"

Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Save time crossing a one way street by only looking left

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Single men - make passers-by think you have a girlfriend simply by standing outside topshop while occasionally glancing inside, tutting and checking your watch

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .

Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?

Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx

"

Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .

Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?

Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx

Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well."

Avoid the hassle of having your car stolen and crashed simply by buying a stolen write-off YP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies...Don't waste money on expensive vibrator's...simply put a wasp in a cigar case..hey presto...cheap vibrator

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .

Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?

Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx

Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well.

Avoid the hassle of having your car stolen and crashed simply by buying a stolen write-off YP x "

So it's true, you can get away with using a smart phone in prison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid employing unlucky people by immediately throwing away half the CV's you receive "

Bravo.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

replace your worn out footwear, go to local mosque during prayer time as you walk in racks of shoes, select a pair, and leave your old ones in there place. joking apart there was a scuffy bloke who went in a mates pub did that, left old trainers and left wearing brogues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"replace your worn out footwear, go to local mosque during prayer time as you walk in racks of shoes, select a pair, and leave your old ones in there place. joking apart there was a scuffy bloke who went in a mates pub did that, left old trainers and left wearing brogues"

..and he is now in hiding following the fatwah...

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