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Would you rather have bad cake or no cake??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Answers please people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no cake.

don't be spoiling my enjoyment of cake by bringing some crappy cake to me.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

That's not even a question! No cake of course.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't eat cake

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"I don't eat cake"

Weirdo :p

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That's a no brainer OP!!! No cake obv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But....what if the bad cake gave you the taste or texture you craved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's bad cake???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But....what if the bad cake gave you the taste or texture you craved?"

Then it's not bad cake surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's bad cake??? "

Hehehe...now we're getting somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But....what if the bad cake gave you the taste or texture you craved?

Then it's not bad cake surely "

Well lets just say you know you've better before you put it in your mouth..

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake. I'm not a cake fan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!

Ms G"

But what if the lemon drizzle cake had a good fluffy sponge, but crap drizzle??

And it was the only cake available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like the cake, it must be good, surely?

Personally, if the cake is not to my liking, well, I just ain't gonna eat it! And I can't understand why anyone else would want bad cake?!!

Hmmmm... for some reason I am now rummaging through cupboards in search of cake!!!!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!

Ms G

But what if the lemon drizzle cake had a good fluffy sponge, but crap drizzle??

And it was the only cake available?"

Still no .... because without a decent drizzle it wouldn't be the drizzle cake I was anticipating. Besides which I've yet to find a lemon drizzle anywhere near as good as the one I make so they're all a disappointment anyway!

Ms G

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over a year ago

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

define bad cake?

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By *iss_hotasfukWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Any cake, being celiac it's been so long since I enjoyed cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"define bad cake? "

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont eat cake -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont eat cake - "

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both"

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey. "

been ages since i had 'cake' and i'm not missing it, well i kind of am missing it but i only want fulfilling cake.

if it was amazing cake thought i'd be wanting cake all the time.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake "

That's the problem if you can turn out decent cakes .... I love making cakes but love eating them even more and if it's there I've got to have it until it's all gone, I have no willpower .... so don't make cake too often as a result.

Ms G

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have a bad danish pastry instead, or a terrible turnover

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake

That's the problem if you can turn out decent cakes .... I love making cakes but love eating them even more and if it's there I've got to have it until it's all gone, I have no willpower .... so don't make cake too often as a result.

Ms G"

Now I'm good but Dick on the other hand has to eat it if I make it carrot cake it will last a day and a half if lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont eat cake -

But why?"

dont really like sweet stuff - give me savoury any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a bad danish pastry instead, or a terrible turnover "

I'd forgotten about Belgium buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey. "

Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh good cake only, after all i want my cake and to eat it

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Answers please people..."

Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"

Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Answers please people...

Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"

Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...

Mr ddc"

Showing our age Mr ddc!

The cake you describe is not bad, it's just made that way.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No cake if it's horrid bad cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want a naughty cake now.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I have cake........

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Answers please people...

Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come Pand teach me a lesson, big boy"

Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...

Mr ddc

Showing our age Mr ddc!

The cake you describe is not bad, it's just made that way.

"

(Are you quoting Jessica Rabbit? )

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By *horley GirlWoman
over a year ago

Local-ish

Stumbled into the thread as the word cake attracted me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.

Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece."

Must make tea time difficult when offering a slice of sponge to the family.....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"i want a naughty cake now. "

You keep changing your profile. grrr

I'd be happy to give you 'cake' and it would be good 'cake' to, maybe even the best 'cake' ever.

But I think you're not looking for my kind of 'cake'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.

Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece.

Must make tea time difficult when offering a slice of sponge to the family..... "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"i want a naughty cake now. "

I'm making choux buns for pudding tomorrow now

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"define bad cake?

Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both

I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.

Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece."

Well if ever you feel you're not getting enough 'cake' you're welcome to come round here for some of mine.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake "

We all have to make do with our own 'cake' sometimes but I find when I do it's much nicer if you pretend you're sharing your 'cake' with someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knaff cake is only ok if warm with custard !!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Answers please people...

Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"

Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...

Mr ddc"

hahaha thats asking for bukkake isnt it ?..made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knaff cake is only ok if warm with custard !!"

Aha, a new dimension has now been added...so when we add a little custard, the bad cake now becomes more palatable!!

This surely must resonate with a fair few folks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming it's a metaphor for this site, I'd choose no cake, hence why my last meet was in August I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef cake

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i want a naughty cake now.

I'm making choux buns for pudding tomorrow now "

yum. had to have something to eat now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake, same as with sex.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?

'Cos in my defence,

a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and

b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?

'Cos in my defence,

a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and

b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy

Mr ddc"

It's just not fair!

Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.

Mrs DDC (fairy apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?

'Cos in my defence,

a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and

b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy

Mr ddc

It's just not fair!

Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.

Mrs DDC (fairy apparently)"

no one is coming round to be your cleaning fairy.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No cake. Crap is crap no matter what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly no cake.

Cake is only worth it when it's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to hijack the thread could we all do a visit to the pudding club , hotel and turn it into our 2 best things to do, eat cake/puddings then fuck all night swapping rooms ,errr and recipes for cakes of course xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did i tell anyone i make cakes for a living , mmmm now waiting for a rush of meets xx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?

'Cos in my defence,

a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and

b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy

Mr ddc

It's just not fair!

Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.

Mrs DDC (fairy apparently)"

You wait till I upload the pic...

PS they also have raspberry and redcurrant compote in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to hijack the thread could we all do a visit to the pudding club , hotel and turn it into our 2 best things to do, eat cake/puddings then fuck all night swapping rooms ,errr and recipes for cakes of course xx"

The perfect meet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter!!!

The cake is a lie!

-Ads

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

None

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"It doesn't matter!!!

The cake is a lie!

-Ads"

Must be a BREXIT cake.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is this a metaphor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't matter!!!

The cake is a lie!

-Ads

Must be a BREXIT cake. "

It's a video game quote

-Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given up cake but i would buy anyone a cake from a fantastic cup cake shop

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Food should come with calorie refunds when it doesn't taste as good as you thought it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happen to make exceedingly good cakes so I never have to subject myself to this thing you call "bad cake"

Mrs x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.

"

On average three times a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.

"

And do you fuck the baker too?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.

On average three times a week"

Despite appearances, the majority of cake I eat is with women

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I only make exceedingly good cake

Perdita von Kipling

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.

On average three times a week

Despite appearances, the majority of cake I eat is with women

"

I fucking cake. I can't imagine a world without having cake and sharing it with a wide variety of people.

Don't we all love cake?

It's a miracle I'm not staggeringly fat. Maybe I'm doing something else to burn off the calories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Food should come with calorie refunds when it doesn't taste as good as you thought it would "

Haha...now there is a good thought

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Supposing it looks like an alright cake.. you try a bit .. if the person who made it is looking at you for praise

Or you've been tied up by the baker and forced to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a contingence plan in place.....

Any bad cake can be easily improved with an application of warm custard.....

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