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New E.U. regulation

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If it's more than 24c (it is I've checked) ...ladies you're to remove your tops and let your breasts soak up the sun.. being the E.U. and being health and safety conscious ..liberal application of sun lotion is advised...please see your local sun lotion applicator, other areas can be motioned at the discretion of the applicator..

Regards E.U commissioner

List of approved sun lotion applicators below..

Johnsoda0204..

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

*lotioned not motioned...sorry sticky fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only 22 here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If it's more than 24c (it is I've checked) ...ladies you're to remove your tops and let your breasts soak up the sun.. being the E.U. and being health and safety conscious ..liberal application of sun lotion is advised...please see your local sun lotion applicator, other areas can be motioned at the discretion of the applicator..

Regards E.U commissioner

List of approved sun lotion applicators below..

Johnsoda0204..

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my nipples are mostly illegal in the UK. of it meant they wouldnt be illegal anymore here i think i would even vote...

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"It's only 22 here "

I think you're using a female thermometer, we all know men add 2 on all measurements.. .. question is ....

Would you like your boobs lotioned or other parts ??

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

If you oil em up too much she'll drop her milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if our nipples are illegal, technically we could go out topless but wearing pasties?

i quite like them black crosses they have in adverts when the cups are cupless.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Another damn edict from Brussels destroying the British way of life

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