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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

room of my mouth off?? tee hee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"room of my mouth off?? tee hee "

oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"room of my mouth off?? tee hee

oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol"

to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"room of my mouth off?? tee hee

oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol

to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth "

thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth

thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard "

its rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"room of my mouth off?? tee hee

oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol

to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth

thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard "

imagines now Mally picking the rice out of his keyboard while gently rubbing his scrotum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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imagines now Mally picking the rice out of his keyboard while gently rubbing his scrotum "

you know me so well

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds


"and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off "

Its the sweat that bothers me no wonder it was sour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off

Its the sweat that bothers me no wonder it was sour."

lol i just love typos....

someone on here and am not naming names. did a post about student kids and how they ate. she put that she bought him a Cock Book and often made her son Cock soup, oh that really cheered me up and I often smile when remembering reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a minute really long enough? lol

for it to cool down that is not squeezing your scrotum lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off

Its the sweat that bothers me no wonder it was sour."

I meant sweat but not room, maybe I should forget trying to be witty eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah just try wating the minute as Tesco tell you to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nah just try wating the minute as Tesco tell you to lol "

yeah i usually find counting 1-60 helps lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nah just try wating the minute as Tesco tell you to lol

yeah i usually find counting 1-60 helps lol"

I can only go up 19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well do that 3 times and a little bit lol.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

just a quick note to say thxs for the giggle guys .... this one has laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a quick note to say thxs for the giggle guys .... this one has laughing out loud "

I just think of Mally and end up laughing..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

every time i go to tesco's and walk past the sweet and sour im gonna have a giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everytime i drive down the road Mally cycles onto work I giggle....thinking shall i run the fecker over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"everytime i drive down the road Mally cycles onto work I giggle....thinking shall i run the fecker over"

eh I finish the job I'm at friday so you wont see me anymore, unless you go down the Dock Road (Derby Road)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everytime i drive down the road Mally cycles onto work I giggle....thinking shall i run the fecker over

eh I finish the job I'm at friday so you wont see me anymore, unless you go down the Dock Road (Derby Road)"

what you trying to say knoblet...Dock Road where the feckin prossies go....I dont do it for money...pkt of cigs normally helps n a bottle of merlot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you trying to say knoblet...Dock Road where the feckin prossies go....I dont do it for money...pkt of cigs normally helps n a bottle of merlot "

I bloody knew you'd think that haha

*heads to the offy for a sleeve of JPS and a crate of merlot*

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