FabSwingers.com forum: Funky Monkey

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*sings* - 'Your so vain, i bet you think this thread is about you, dont you? DONT YOUUUUUUUU'

Well, for once you are correct

Let all show some lovage for the overly confident/cocky hairy beast that is the monkey thats funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes my hero

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Better a _unky monkey than a funky gibbon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Ah, thanks!

..oh no hang on, is it me or him!!

Damn those infernal time space continuum string things!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, thanks!

..oh no hang on, is it me or him!!

Damn those infernal time space continuum string things!!

your the same person you muppet x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..

It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.

I do the same thing with laminates of myself.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..

It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.

I do the same thing with laminates of myself.

and/or Invictus

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..

It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.

I do the same thing with laminates of myself.

I worship you, your like a GOD.. no wait,

You created god, then when he did a shit job you kicked his ass and took over and demoted him to jesus

All hail FunkyMonkey and he who lives In The Night Garden, we are eternally greatful to have such clean faces thanks to King Makka Pakka

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!"

I didn't need this thread to do that although confirmation is good.

I am the only person I know that gives himself a 'mind drum roll' when entering a crowded room. I'm a monster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!"

i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!

i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it

sadly its not that impressive,, even funky isnt perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops head round door*

Funky, you've left the bloody light on in the night garden again, fecking fairies are going nuts

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!

i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it

sadly its not that impressive,, even funky isnt perfect lol"

It's 3.5 inches of pure raw monkey power babe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 3.5 inches of pure raw monkey power babe!

is that the width?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"*pops head round door*

Funky, you've left the bloody light on in the night garden again, fecking fairies are going nuts

My bad mate!

I always forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's 3.5 inches of pure raw monkey power babe!

is that the width?

Erm erm yes what he said!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky just get yer arse down there and give Cute a very big smile for god's sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bad mate!

I always forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk."

Filth,,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"*pops head round door*

Funky, you've left the bloody light on in the night garden again, fecking fairies are going nuts

My bad mate!

I always forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk."

I thought we agreed your new nickname for me was going to be a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk.

I thought we agreed your new nickname for me was going to be a secret"

is he trying to say your muff stinks mother

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I really do wish you would go to school and learn to spell daughter!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really do wish you would go to school and learn to spell daughter!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I now declare this thread a 'dissing the monkey thread'

He's a sick, perverted, chair sniffing creep

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you say the words sick, perverted and sniffing all in the same sentence? Where is the double ended monkey stud?

*swoons*

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if he was bend over the end of my sofa already prelubed...

I would give him one...

and I am not into guys..............

and anal

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"if he was bend over the end of my sofa already prelubed...

I would give him one...

and I am not into guys..............

and anal"

well the tip at least..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing."

He's covered it in beef dripping so you will slip off

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing.

He's covered it in beef dripping so you will slip off "

Ahaaa my arch nemisis Puss! I've been expecting you. *strokes pussy*

That's not beef dripping it's my monkey jizz!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing.

He's covered it in beef dripping so you will slip off

Ahaaa my arch nemisis Puss! I've been expecting you. *strokes pussy*

That's not beef dripping it's my monkey jizz!

OY Cheeky Chimp!! exactly who's pussy are you stroking

Meoooooooooooooooooow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"exactly who's pussy are you stroking

Meoooooooooooooooooow"

MINE

purrrrrrrr

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"exactly who's pussy are you stroking

Meoooooooooooooooooow

MINE

purrrrrrrr"

Flooooooooooooozy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Funky just get yer arse down there and give Cute a very big smile for god's sake."

On your way down shop off for a cuppa and I'll give you one as well

Smile that is lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Just bumping this mutha before I leave work, bye!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bumping this mutha before I leave work, bye!

Would have been funny if you had said 'bumming' instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call me slow.....

so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?

cos i prefer viccys bum??

im confused!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"call me slow.....

so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?

cos i prefer viccys bum??

im confused!

well we've never seen them in the same room together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

daisy murdering swine!

is there no end to this THINGS cruelty

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"call me slow.....

so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?

cos i prefer viccys bum??

im confused!

It's very complex and involves time space wormy thread thingies...

I hope that's clarified it for you.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"call me slow.....

so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?

cos i prefer viccys bum??

im confused!

well we've never seen them in the same room together

they are the same person but live in different time dimensions

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"daisy murdering swine!

is there no end to this THINGS cruelty

I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"daisy murdering swine!

is there no end to this THINGS cruelty

I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!

wear some clothes your rear end offends my eyes!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"daisy murdering swine!

is there no end to this THINGS cruelty

I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!

wear some clothes your rear end offends my eyes!"

Well remove your eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"daisy murdering swine!

is there no end to this THINGS cruelty

I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!

wear some clothes your rear end offends my eyes!

Well remove your eyes!

I have... :D

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