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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Different twist to the usual "would you" threads, so lets see how many this attracts, over time I've come to recognize that some here like to be more witty, smarter and even get the "one up" over other posters (your cats black, my cats blacker, that sort of thing).

So bring on there wit, knowledge, and one ups.

Thinking cap required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too thick for this thread.. i surrender *waves white flag*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I am too thick for this thread.. i surrender *waves white flag*"

My flag is whiter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am too thick for this thread.. i surrender *waves white flag*

My flag is whiter."

I use Daz, cos its whiter than white.. so nurrrr

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I am too thick for this thread.. i surrender *waves white flag*

My flag is whiter.

I use Daz, cos its whiter than white.. so nurrrr"

Daz ULTRA here. To quote Charlie Sheen 'WIN!!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am too thick for this thread.. i surrender *waves white flag*

My flag is whiter.

I use Daz, cos its whiter than white.. so nurrrr

Daz ULTRA here. To quote Charlie Sheen 'WIN!!!!!'"

oh fuck you monkey boy!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

My flag's bigger than both your flags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flag's

bigger than both your flags"

mines as big as a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But do they fill the patio

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mine fills my own private island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine fills my own private island"
A sandcastle with a moat around it is not classed as a private island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sod your measley island.. i own a continent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sod your measley island.. i own a continent "

That's because I gave it you as a present Don't forget I own the rest of 'em

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"sod your measley island.. i own a continent

That's because I gave it you as a present Don't forget I own the rest of 'em "

only leasehold - I've got the freehold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sod your measley island.. i own a continent

That's because I gave it you as a present Don't forget I own the rest of 'em "

I live in my own little world

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I own the universe so that makes you all my minions mwahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will end it..........

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I made it "

now you are lying. Funky, viccyboi and I created it during a rather explosive 3sum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made it "

Only because I gave you the instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I made it

Only because I gave you the instructions "

still never worked out what that spare washer was for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made it

now you are lying. Funky, viccyboi and I created it during a rather explosive 3sum!!!"
that's what I let you think haha (ruler of evil genius laugh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked "

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made it

Only because I gave you the instructions

still never worked out what that spare washer was for "

Do you mean Soapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will end it..........

"

nooooo im too young to die,, not even had a 3sum yet.. kill the old biddies like that man whore 'frock off' and the leggy scottish bint that keeps a pet hobbit.. '_muma'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen "

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!"
flob alob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!flob alob "

I've had a threesome with Bill and Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!flob alob

I've had a threesome with Bill and Ben "
Bob Sue and Rita too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!flob alob

I've had a threesome with Bill and Ben "

aye, and they said you were crap, petal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!flob alob

I've had a threesome with Bill and Ben

aye, and they said you were crap, petal!!!"

At least they didn't BOAK when I offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :D"
Wondered what that taste was now I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked

I'm a plant... I make oxygen

aye, ickle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!flob alob

I've had a threesome with Bill and Ben

aye, and they said you were crap, petal!!!

At least they didn't BOAK when I offered "

Actually they are me best mates and what they told me was different xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :DWondered what that taste was now I know "

I knew it was sweet n sour veg ya thick twonk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :DWondered what that taste was now I know

I knew it was sweet n sour veg ya thick twonk!!! "
Who was sweet and who was sour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :DWondered what that taste was now I know

I knew it was sweet n sour veg ya thick twonk!!! Who was sweet and who was sour "

i was sweet your cum was sour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am better than all of you cos I have a life. I don't have time to post on childish, purile me me me threads in the middle of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am better than all of you cos I have a life. I don't have time to post on childish, purile me me me threads in the middle of the day "

I am betterer because I DO have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you may have had bill & ben the flowerpot men,, i had all the veggies in 'mr blooms nursery' :DWondered what that taste was now I know

I knew it was sweet n sour veg ya thick twonk!!! Who was sweet and who was sour

i was sweet your cum was sour "
nah nah thats what the pineapple is for

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I give in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in... "
That's what I like to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in... "

I give out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out "
not with tin knickers on you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out "

I give IN & OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in... That's what I like to hear "

You didn't 'hear' it, did you?... Ya bleedin' 'read' it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT"

Ha!!! But I shake it all about

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about "

Now who's a floozy..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about "

i heard you give it out ALLLLL the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out not with tin knickers on you don't "

What's wrong if I want to keep my private parts private from Private Parts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in... That's what I like to hear

You didn't 'hear' it, did you?... Ya bleedin' 'read' it "
Knickers pinching you

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about

i heard you give it out ALLLLL the time "

exactly.... floozy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about

i heard you give it out ALLLLL the time

exactly.... floozy "

Make ya bleedin' minds up you lot... I'm either tin knickers or no knickers? You guys are confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going for a piss "

That's nothing! I'm going for a...

.....not sayin'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about

i heard you give it out ALLLLL the time

exactly.... floozy

Make ya bleedin' minds up you lot... I'm either tin knickers or no knickers? You guys are confused "

Yer kecks are welded on Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give in...

I give out

I give IN & OUT

Ha!!! But I shake it all about

i heard you give it out ALLLLL the time

exactly.... floozy

Make ya bleedin' minds up you lot... I'm either tin knickers or no knickers? You guys are confused

Yer kecks are welded on Missus"

You don't own any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer kecks are welded on Missus

You don't own any "

Thought the smell of fish was a bit strong, i did think the tide was out for a moment, but now i know the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer kecks are welded on Missus

You don't own any

Thought the smell of fish was a bit strong, i did think the tide was out for a moment, but now i know the truth "

Can you feel that breeze as well????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you feel that breeze as well????"

Thought you'd farted to be honest.. didnt knw it was a breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you feel that breeze as well????

Thought you'd farted to be honest.. didnt knw it was a breeze "

Just keep your mouth closed until you get round to brushing your teeth.... It'll minimise the foul smell

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Tut! You girls!

Now play nicely or Uncle Funky will smack your botties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Tut! You girls!

Now play nicely or Uncle Funky will smack your botties."

want me to bend over

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


" Tut! You girls!

Now play nicely or Uncle Funky will smack your botties."

Lets be honest Funky, the only person who's gonna take you out is a sniper.

(I think I just insulted myself.. )

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

13 minutes and no one outwits me.

Have I won?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"13 minutes and no one outwits me.

Have I won? "

not yet, but going from what's been posted, your on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13 minutes and no one outwits me.

Have I won?

not yet, but going from what's been posted, your on your way"

men will never win anything.. they arent as good as us females you see

didnt god create the proto type before the final master piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"men will never win anything.. they arent as good as us females you see

didnt god create the proto type before the final master piece "

if you believe in that route, personally, I prefer Darwins theory, specially as there's some physical evidence to back it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"13 minutes and no one outwits me.

Have I won? "

To quote the master of winning (Mr Sheen)

'I don't know, winning, anyone?

Rhymes with winning? Anyone?

Yeah, that would be us.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please??? "

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead "

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"men will never win anything.. they arent as good as us females you see

didnt god create the proto type before the final master piece

if you believe in that route, personally, I prefer Darwins theory, specially as there's some physical evidence to back it."

Yeap on Darwins original drawing there were tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead "

*sharp intake of breath* Shock! Horror!

If this is all part of your dastardly plan Frock, you're messing with the wrong woman!!

They are men (well time travelling monkey men). They want boobs not stars! Duh!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

*sharp intake of breath* Shock! Horror!

If this is all part of your dastardly plan Frock, you're messing with the wrong woman!!

They are men (well time travelling monkey men). They want boobs not stars! Duh! "

*funky drags his Makka Pakka paddling pool full of mud in and slides it towards Frock and Naughty.*

fight! fight! fight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

has anyone seen the frying pan, its not where I left it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They want boobs not stars! Duh!

"

If men want boobs surely i win hands down

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy "

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

*sharp intake of breath* Shock! Horror!

If this is all part of your dastardly plan Frock, you're messing with the wrong woman!!

They are men (well time travelling monkey men). They want boobs not stars! Duh!

*funky drags his Makka Pakka paddling pool full of mud in and slides it towards Frock and Naughty.*

fight! fight! fight!"

Yay!! It's time for the Tuesday afternoon girl-on-girl Let's Get Messy Over Monkey fight!!!!

Come on then Frock!! I'm game!! Are we doing this in PVC or naked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

*funky drags his Makka Pakka paddling pool full of mud in and slides it towards Frock and Naughty.*

fight! fight! fight!"

Is this a ticketed event or is it open to spectators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts! "

....and Naughty gets nothing

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts!

....and Naughty gets nothing "

Naughty can watch - or have Soapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts!

....and Naughty gets nothing "

Ahem. I think you will find there is a paddling pool full of mud with our names on it.

*bows to Frock with evil glint in her eyes and throws glove on the ground in manner of old fashioned duel*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts!

....and Naughty gets nothing

Naughty can watch - or have Soapy?"

Naughty would break Soapy.

And doesn't do "watching"! lol

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

cut you a deal,, if you have them Frock, i want Mr _inktherapy

great - all sorted, floozy frock has _nvictus and funky (after all they're one and the same), you can have the green one and I've got privateparts!

....and Naughty gets nothing

Ahem. I think you will find there is a paddling pool full of mud with our names on it.

*bows to Frock with evil glint in her eyes and throws glove on the ground in manner of old fashioned duel* "

god - if you are in pvc and frock's being a nurse, all the blokes are going to want to watch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo oo!! If Invictus and Funky have won, please can I be the prize???? Pretty please???

I don't think they really want a booby prize... I'm star prize so they can have me instead

*sharp intake of breath* Shock! Horror!

If this is all part of your dastardly plan Frock, you're messing with the wrong woman!!

They are men (well time travelling monkey men). They want boobs not stars! Duh!

*funky drags his Makka Pakka paddling pool full of mud in and slides it towards Frock and Naughty.*

fight! fight! fight!

Yay!! It's time for the Tuesday afternoon girl-on-girl Let's Get Messy Over Monkey fight!!!!

Come on then Frock!! I'm game!! Are we doing this in PVC or naked?? "

In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face "

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!!

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

since i am the most recent posting guess i win

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over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!! "

Sneaks in and takes the prize while the ladies are at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!!

Sneaks in and takes the prize while the ladies are at it "

*grabs Pingi by the ankle and pulls her into the mud*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!!

Sneaks in and takes the prize while the ladies are at it

*grabs Pingi by the ankle and pulls her into the mud* "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!!

Sneaks in and takes the prize while the ladies are at it

*grabs Pingi by the ankle and pulls her into the mud*

Bugger "

I wouldn't worry too much. Looks like Frock's lost all her super-powers with the removal of her tin knickers, so it's just you and me Pingi.

Oh and I'm happy to share if you are...

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

i bet you like being bugger ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the nude.... the fight will be titled 'Nud in the Mud' ....but do be careful, my tin knickers are welded on and are likely to crack your teeth when I slam down my fanny on your face

*removes cheeky PVC number and whips laser tin cutter from her garter*

Oh Frock!! *she says in a playful voice*

*creeps up behind Frock and lasers off the tin knickers*

Right then, let's get muddy!!!!

Sneaks in and takes the prize while the ladies are at it

*grabs Pingi by the ankle and pulls her into the mud*

Bugger

I wouldn't worry too much. Looks like Frock's lost all her super-powers with the removal of her tin knickers, so it's just you and me Pingi.

Oh and I'm happy to share if you are... "

Frock sorry i have a new best buddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't worry too much. Looks like Frock's lost all her super-powers with the removal of her tin knickers, so it's just you and me Pingi.

Oh and I'm happy to share if you are...

Frock sorry i have a new best buddie "

*waves to Frock*

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

are you called Pingi cos you look like a penguin?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

ooh Frock - looks like you need to jump into Soapy's bath...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you called Pingi cos you look like a penguin? "

you noticed the resemblance then

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

yes i did but cant see any feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes i did but cant see any feathers"

thays because of the mud

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

yes batley does have a lot of mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes batley does have a lot of mud "

most places do when its been raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*returns from another battle*

Who thinks they are 'ard enough to take me on now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*returns from another battle*

Who thinks they are 'ard enough to take me on now???"

you still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*returns from another battle*

Who thinks they are 'ard enough to take me on now???"

You rang?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"*returns from another battle*

Who thinks they are 'ard enough to take me on now???"

Me, so what ya gonna do about it

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Settles down with popcorn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Settles down with popcorn... "

Mind if i join you? Better than the shite on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I notice Her Frockliness has disappeared yet again. Me thinks she is all hot air and no knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does she ever wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does she ever wear them "

Not now I've lasered off the tin ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does she ever wear them "

*looks around*

pssttt i heard that her pussy is so old n rotten that when she gets wet its so acidic that it just burns through any fabic,, hense why she has to wear some special plated metal ones

btw.. the monkey thats funky told me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does she ever wear them

Not now I've lasered off the tin ones! "
all gob now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got me some knickers of lazerproof steal now....whatchya gonna do about it?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Settles down with popcorn...

Mind if i join you? Better than the shite on tv "

feel free - I brought 6 bags along - feel this could go on and on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phew think my comment went unnoticed

ding ding - round one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got me some knickers of lazerproof steal now....whatchya gonna do about it? "

*Whistles for toolbag and removes circular saw and workbench with straps. Hesitates. Thinks a minute*

So, um, forgive the bluntness of my question, but if you have impenetrable, irremovable metal knickers on, how on earth does Mr Frock or indeed any other man or indeed woman give you any attention and er, pleasure "down there"?? Or are you able to cum solely from nipple stimulation and a swing on Funky's tyre??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call the blacksmith

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over a year ago


"*Whistles for toolbag and removes circular saw and workbench with straps. Hesitates. Thinks a minute*

So, um, forgive the bluntness of my question, but if you have impenetrable, irremovable metal knickers on, how on earth does Mr Frock or indeed any other man or indeed woman give you any attention and er, pleasure "down there"?? Or are you able to cum solely from nipple stimulation and a swing on Funky's tyre??

"

How does she wash??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Whistles for toolbag and removes circular saw and workbench with straps. Hesitates. Thinks a minute*

So, um, forgive the bluntness of my question, but if you have impenetrable, irremovable metal knickers on, how on earth does Mr Frock or indeed any other man or indeed woman give you any attention and er, pleasure "down there"?? Or are you able to cum solely from nipple stimulation and a swing on Funky's tyre??

How does she wash?? "

Euwwwww!! Good point!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Whistles for toolbag and removes circular saw and workbench with straps. Hesitates. Thinks a minute*

So, um, forgive the bluntness of my question, but if you have impenetrable, irremovable metal knickers on, how on earth does Mr Frock or indeed any other man or indeed woman give you any attention and er, pleasure "down there"?? Or are you able to cum solely from nipple stimulation and a swing on Funky's tyre??

How does she wash?? "
wondered what that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladies id step away from the skank...

means i still get mt _inktherapy (woooo)

and _unky monkey/ viccy boi are up for grabs.. who would wanna go near THAT mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got me some knickers of lazerproof steal now....whatchya gonna do about it?

*Whistles for toolbag and removes circular saw and workbench with straps. Hesitates. Thinks a minute*

So, um, forgive the bluntness of my question, but if you have impenetrable, irremovable metal knickers on, how on earth does Mr Frock or indeed any other man or indeed woman give you any attention and er, pleasure "down there"?? Or are you able to cum solely from nipple stimulation and a swing on Funky's tyre??

"

You've been watching you dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! "
love the way you think im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! "

Not so fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! love the way you think im in "

It will only ever be a fantasy for you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!!

Not so fast "

Oh yes?? What are you going to do about it, Iron Knickers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!!

Not so fast "
ooops cant ou keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!!

Not so fast

Oh yes?? What are you going to do about it, Iron Knickers?? "

*shrugs*

Dunno

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Don't know much do you, Frock?

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over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! love the way you think im in

It will only ever be a fantasy for you two "

Says the woman in a permanent chastity belt!

Come on Pingi, I think we should gather up some pocket fluff, a bunch of nanas, a bottle of baby oil and go and find the boys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! love the way you think im in

It will only ever be a fantasy for you two

Says the woman in a permanent chastity belt!

Come on Pingi, I think we should gather up some pocket fluff, a bunch of nanas, a bottle of baby oil and go and find the boys!! "
retrint ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! love the way you think im in

It will only ever be a fantasy for you two

Says the woman in a permanent chastity belt!

Come on Pingi, I think we should gather up some pocket fluff, a bunch of nanas, a bottle of baby oil and go and find the boys!! retrint ?"

Retrint?? What???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Pingi, I guess we're back to sharing the time travelling twins!

Perhaps we could persuade Funky to bring Derek and Alfonso then we could have two each!! love the way you think im in

It will only ever be a fantasy for you two

Says the woman in a permanent chastity belt!

Come on Pingi, I think we should gather up some pocket fluff, a bunch of nanas, a bottle of baby oil and go and find the boys!! retrint ?

Retrint?? What??? "
stupid keyboard lol restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?"

Think I'm getting soft, cause I feel sorry for her now. She's condemned to a lifetime of iron knickers, no nookie and a smelly foo foo...

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over a year ago


"Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?

Think I'm getting soft, cause I feel sorry for her now. She's condemned to a lifetime of iron knickers, no nookie and a smelly foo foo...

"
she put them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retrint?? What??? "

Your grey pubic hairs - they are ready for a retrint....

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over a year ago


"Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?

Think I'm getting soft, cause I feel sorry for her now. She's condemned to a lifetime of iron knickers, no nookie and a smelly foo foo...

she put them on "

I can't bloody walk in em

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over a year ago


"Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?

Think I'm getting soft, cause I feel sorry for her now. She's condemned to a lifetime of iron knickers, no nookie and a smelly foo foo...

she put them on "

An excellent point, my partner in crime! Enough with the sympathy for Frock.

Let's get ourselves to the Time Machine for a quantum orgy on the shagpile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs ME

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over a year ago


"Isnt it time you took Iron knickers to the scrap yard?

Think I'm getting soft, cause I feel sorry for her now. She's condemned to a lifetime of iron knickers, no nookie and a smelly foo foo...

she put them on

An excellent point, my partner in crime! Enough with the sympathy for Frock.

Let's get ourselves to the Time Machine for a quantum orgy on the shagpile!!"
im ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win because I have killer steel nerve and time my posts to the millisecond so that several posts follow mine aimed at the person above me - Yay!!!!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago


"I win because I have killer steel nerve and time my posts to the millisecond so that several posts follow mine aimed at the person above me - Yay!!!!!!!!!!!"
too late

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

i win Pingu Penguins from batley dont count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I win because I have killer steel nerve and time my posts to the millisecond so that several posts follow mine aimed at the person above me - Yay!!!!!!!!!!! too late "

Adjusts steel calipers and.....

Like your periods since you hit the change....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i win Pingu Penguins from batley dont count"
ahhhhh but they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i win Pingu Penguins from batley dont count ahhhhh but they do "

That isnt outwitting its contradiction you obviously failed the Monty Python Argument sketch diploma - which I wrote btw...

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

no you didnt i wrote it before you were even a tiny sperm wriggling around

i win


"i win Pingu Penguins from batley dont count ahhhhh but they do

That isnt outwitting its contradiction you obviously failed the Monty Python Argument sketch diploma - which I wrote btw..."

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i win Pingu Penguins from batley dont count ahhhhh but they do

That isnt outwitting its contradiction you obviously failed the Monty Python Argument sketch diploma - which I wrote btw..."

With my help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ive got a patent on Oxygen so without that your all fucked "

I'm fucked anyhows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They want boobs not stars! Duh!

If men want boobs surely i win hands down

"

yeah hands down yer dress

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over a year ago


"

That isnt outwitting its contradiction you obviously failed the Monty Python Argument sketch diploma - which I wrote btw...

With my help"

yes you were in charge of the pointy pencil to do the full stops

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

That isnt outwitting its contradiction you obviously failed the Monty Python Argument sketch diploma - which I wrote btw...

With my help

yes you were in charge of the pointy pencil to do the full stops"

Well crayon smudges too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know much do you, Frock?"

well I know less than her and more than anyone who has not been on this thread yet! ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know much do you, Frock?

well I know less than her and more than anyone who has not been on this thread yet! ner"

But you know nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know much do you, Frock?

well I know less than her and more than anyone who has not been on this thread yet! ner

But you know nothing "

I know I don't sound like a spanish waiter

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know much do you, Frock?

well I know less than her and more than anyone who has not been on this thread yet! ner

But you know nothing "

only comparatively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x"

2012?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x"

8 mins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x"

3,245,122,345.178666666666666666 milliseconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

8 mins?"

only if they are Euro-standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

8 mins?"
That's how long my treadmill test was

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over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

3,245,122,345.178666666666666666 milliseconds. "
that's the best

how many again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

2012?"

Foookin ell, you need to bring yourself out of the past and use something more futuristic to do your sums

Oh, hang on... stay where you are, there ain't no friggin' future

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck the monkeys id put condoms on the banana's and have a fucking good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

8 mins?That's how long my treadmill test was "

Is that all? I thought you said you had stamina xx

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over a year ago


"if it takes 8 mins for 8 monkeys to eat 8 banans, how long does it take 4 monkeys to eat 4? x

3,245,122,345.178666666666666666 milliseconds. that's the best

how many again?"

It's very easy really if you apply the Funkilicious ape to nana formula which is best calculated in the year 1754 in a brothel on the outskirts of Rotterdam. Providing you stick to the time travel rules and use all of your fingers and thumbs whilst sticking your tongue out of the left hand side of your mouth when doing the calculation, the answer should always be 3,245,122,345.178666666666666666 milliseconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how many minutes have to pass before I win??? "

You + win = never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never."

And I was going to be nice to you earlier!! Ha!! *swishes cloak, flicks hair and flounces off*

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"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never.

And I was going to be nice to you earlier!! Ha!! *swishes cloak, flicks hair and flounces off* "

Thank f*** she's gone....

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"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never."
hang on iron pants im gonna win

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"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never.

And I was going to be nice to you earlier!! Ha!! *swishes cloak, flicks hair and flounces off*

Thank f*** she's gone...."

*pokes head round door and spots Iron Knickers staggering across the room. Giggles and leaves again, feeling smug and safe in the knowledge that it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.* He he he.

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"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never.

And I was going to be nice to you earlier!! Ha!! *swishes cloak, flicks hair and flounces off*

Thank f*** she's gone....

*pokes head round door and spots Iron Knickers staggering across the room. Giggles and leaves again, feeling smug and safe in the knowledge that it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.* He he he. "

Chaffin ell fire!.... Will you just sod off? I'm trying to gather back some street cred here!!!

....anyone got some savlon?

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"So how many minutes have to pass before I win???

You + win = never.

And I was going to be nice to you earlier!! Ha!! *swishes cloak, flicks hair and flounces off*

Thank f*** she's gone....

*pokes head round door and spots Iron Knickers staggering across the room. Giggles and leaves again, feeling smug and safe in the knowledge that it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.* He he he.

Chaffin ell fire!.... Will you just sod off? I'm trying to gather back some street cred here!!!

....anyone got some savlon? "
I got some and some bepanthen as well

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over a year ago

The next person to comment on this thread, after me combs their aunties pubic hairs and saves the spare ones to make mexican ponchos and smears their lips with her arse juice.

I feel I may have won.

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over a year ago

wanna buy a poncho

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over a year ago


"wanna buy a poncho "

Do you have no shame???

Not snogging you now!! lol

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over a year ago

I would... Isn't it the norm to comb you aunties pubes for poncho making reasons?

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over a year ago

Puhlease

Auntie fingering is outlawed in 93 countries. Including Mexico.

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