FabSwingers.com forum: If You Had Been Left £80....

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

.housekeeping, to last a week, for you and 2 teenagers, would you buy a small number of luxury cakes (the ones that throw down the gauntlet with bold statements such as "serves 16"), or 80 Jamaica Ginger Cakes (Golden Syrup flavour also available)?

(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone

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#beansontoastagain

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy a crunchie

And maybe some frazzles ...in fact i would just spend the rest on frazzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would spend it on those nice chocolate tea cakes with jam in

but not the ones with coconut on, yuk!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i just like the fact that mr DDC is so old he called it "housekeeping money"......

p.s the answer is bingo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

partial to a jam swiss roll actually.. id get 160 of them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Il stick to beans on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id buy the ingredients for flapjack and make enough to last the whole week

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone

Mr ddc "

Only £40? I admire your restraint!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"i just like the fact that mr DDC is so old he called it "housekeeping money"......

Curses! Foiled again!

Would you believe it was my auto-correct? I got it cheap from a very old second-hand shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge assortment of quality cakes and ice cream

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By *ice rideMan
over a year ago

solihull

"Id buy the ingredients for flapjack and make enough to last the whole week

Round to yours then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il stick to beans on toast.

So you can spend the rest on crocs

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would send the teenagers to stay with friends and spend the eighty quid on vodka and funny smelling cigarettes.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

".housekeeping, to last a week, for you and 2 teenagers, would you buy a small number of luxury cakes (the ones that throw down the gauntlet with bold statements such as "serves 16"), or 80 Jamaica Ginger Cakes (Golden Syrup flavour also available)?

(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone

)

#beansontoastagain

Mr ddc "

Neither I'd buy the ingredients and bake my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£80 could get you 960 bags of assorted crisps from Lidl with 40p in change ....

So there is really no need to go hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But £30 of scratch and sniff cards, how can you lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iceland.. twojamaica ginger cakes for a quid.. plus 79 quids worth of frozen meat, fish and veg

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry...."

You're all safe for a while. It's going to take me hours to work out how to make it look bigger on this new photo-editing software...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry....

You're all safe for a while. It's going to take me hours to work out how to make it look bigger on this new photo-editing software...

Zoom and crop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone

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#beansontoastagain

Mr ddc "

80 quid..a tough one..shoes or some very nice tights

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No cakes, good quality pet food though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamaican ginger-reminds me of my childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have angel cake

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

send the kids to the traffic lights to clean windscreens extra money for beer and takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veuve Clicquot x2

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Veuve Clicquot x2"

Sometimes Sainsburys have 25% off offers on VC

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

How about angel delight?thats lush.miss.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I bought a lemon and lime drizzle luxury cake that claimed it would serve 10. It would if you separated the two halves and then sliced those for serving.

Lidl bakery for cake and those fresh little pizzas. You'll have change.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would buy a crunchie

And maybe some frazzles ...in fact i would just spend the rest on frazzles "

Oh I love frazzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would buy a crunchie

And maybe some frazzles ...in fact i would just spend the rest on frazzles

Oh I love frazzles

Mmmmm bacon-y

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC"

We've bribed him with beef stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would buy a crunchie

And maybe some frazzles ...in fact i would just spend the rest on frazzles

Oh I love frazzles

Same here ...buy them whenever i see them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

You got beef stew out of cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me of dumb and dumber.

Just get the essentials.

Oh yeah, I know what I'm doing harry.

Leaves shop with sombrero, bat and ball, four beers and a giant bag of doritos

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

You got beef stew out of cakes?

There was also a blank cheque for the butcher. Sadly the bank wouldn't let me pay it into my account

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

Once it's gone he'll be back on message.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nachos, chocolate and ice cream!!

G x

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

You got beef stew out of cakes?

There was also a blank cheque for the butcher. Sadly the bank wouldn't let me pay it into my account

Ignore my comment on other thread, you are a very naughty boy.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

Once it's gone he'll be back on message.

Mrs DDC"

You've forgotten all the sausagemeat in the freezer? We don't need it, we have cake

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC"

Oh okay

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.

It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)

Mrs DDC

We've bribed him with beef stew

Once it's gone he'll be back on message.

Mrs DDC

You've forgotten all the sausagemeat in the freezer? We don't need it, we have cake

He won't let me down.

Too much bribery and he'll be sick.

And you wouldn't want that would you?

Mrs DDc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky

(My cold meds just kicked in.)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

FFS I am SO slow!!!

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky

(My cold meds just kicked in.)"

Exactly! He doesn't listen normally and I'm too far away to shout.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky

(My cold meds just kicked in.)"

Mrs ddc is rubbish at BDSM, she apologises too readily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£80 could get you 960 bags of assorted crisps from Lidl with 40p in change ....

So there is really no need to go hungry

"
....actually there is no need for anyone to go hungry in this day and age.....two words......fresh roadkill !!!. Nothing like some freshly flattened rabbit en croute, ....served with a nice rocket salad and a glass of chilled savingion.....shoplifted from m&s.....

.....have a lovely evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me of dumb and dumber.

Just get the essentials.

Oh yeah, I know what I'm doing harry.

Leaves shop with sombrero, bat and ball, four beers and a giant bag of doritos"

What's wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.

It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her

I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky

(My cold meds just kicked in.)

Mrs ddc is rubbish at BDSM, she apologises too readily

Is it like polite BDSM?

"Would you mind awfully if I popped this ball gag in your mouth and spanked your little bottom, you naughty little boy?"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Would you mind awfully if I popped this ball gag in your mouth and spanked your little bottom, you naughty little boy?

No, I wouldn't mind, but less of the 'little' I'm... {checks your profile}...oh, ok, but I'm almost as tall as you...

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"I would send the teenagers to stay with friends and spend the eighty quid on vodka and funny smelling cigarettes.

That is a bloody good idea

Sod cake! There, I said it

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